Proud trans lesbian Métis boomer Man teachers today have it tough, they're the real heroes of the modern age. Sure they get like 4 months of holiday per year and only have to work from 9 - 3:30 but look at some of the cope and seethe these frickers have to endure. Here's today's highlights;
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qzynws/my_kids_said_they_dont_feel_safe_in_my_room/
My kids don't feel safe in my class. How could they with a kid kicking everything in sight and throwing furniture? I called the office and no one came.
How could they with a kid kicking everything in sight and throwing furniture? I called the office and no one came.
Imagine being tasked with caring for children and being expected to do it alone. She totally should've been able to just curl up like a fetus in the corner and let the little monster smash the classroom up until a male principal came in to deal with the situation.
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/r0d25c/help_my_husband_thinks_teachers_are_fairly/
My husband who works in finance told me this morning that even though I (a high school teacher) make a shit salary, it evens out because I get a pension and good benefits. I’m shook. I couldn’t even find the words. Can you guys please comment below and share your struggles and show him how wrong he is?
She can't even defend herself and needs her peers to argue with her husband because, deep down, she knows he's wrong and teachers aren't fairly compensated despite their short hours, long yearly vacations, pensions, training allowances etc. But, maybe she's right:
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/r09vmz/i_quit/
I quit. I am a Second year teacher, I teach SPED RESOURCE 9-12. I turned in my resignation. The problem: I work as a waitress 3 nights a week and make more from that than I do teaching.
3 night shifts as a waitress nets more pay than full time teaching? 
Most dramatic last.
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qzwfav/opinion_article_nearly_2_years_into_covid_the/
Nearly 2 years into COVID, the kids have gone feral and teachers are their prey. Overwhelmed faculty members are pleading with parents to help the kids to stop acting like sociopaths and relearn basic social skills
Feral children running around preying on teachers! Like Lord of the Flies only with the Library as the killing field.
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We all know that this wasn't from teachers barely interacting with students in online schooling or lazy parents not actually parenting their children.
It's probably from evil rightiods and internet trolls messing with their heads.
Snopes Says: TRUE
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teachers: day drink rosé and post on twitter during remote virtual school for a year
teachers: why have the kids gone feral
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From the same thread, it's the parents fault. The parents are not parenting enough. If they stopped their careers and focus on their children, then the babysitter would be more free to day drink rosé and twitter post.
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??? It is the parents fault though, most parents are ridiculously unfit to have children.
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I swear some of you trains are so r slurred you could pass for actual foids
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I have no sympathy for the teacher re: "Feral Kids".
In every school district I keep up with, it was the whining of the teachers that kept schools from opening. Where do they expect kids to learn social skills when they're actively petitioning for them to stay home and isolated? Presumably if they're so dangerous schools can't reopen they also shouldn't be spending time with friends right?
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They unironically probably thought groomer friends on groomercord and reddit would "socialize" them lol
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Redditors advice people to divorce over the most trivial things lol
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And you just know it's virgins 90% of the time, much less people that have been married.
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Shred that meal ticket, queen!
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Combining redditers with the self importance gained from being a teacher is something else
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Sisyphus tries to make a bunch of whiny white women realize that no, your students are not emotionally abusing you, they're just engaging in run of the mill lying. As expected, it is a futile effort.
The worst part about white women learning the word 'gaslighting' is that it's an invincible defense; if someone is only accusing you of gaslighting because they're insane, telling them this is also gaslighting.
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If you're a grown butt adult and you allow anyone under 18 to abuse you, you have absolutely failed and need to stop working with children
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Ironically this applies to anyone with a teaching "degree."
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capital punishment needs to be back in schools, the threat of having a wooden ruler smacked against your palms kept us in line
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Capital (death) or corporal. Because I'm all in favor of the former
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oops r-slur moment
capital punishment never went away here, we even have whipping for the men
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Is there any country more based than Singapore? I don't think so
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Singarich maybe
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I think I agree. I'm old enough to remember that if you caused bullshit in class you'd be sent to the VPs office and you'd get the strap (belt across the butt for boys, belt across top of the hand for the foids.)
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You're Bringing back memories, my man! I talked my way out of quite a few whippings in the VP's office.
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LOL! I had the awkward pleasure of being strapped by the VP one day and then having him drive me home the day after when I barfed at school. Mr Lefevbre liked strapping the kids too much to ever be talked out of it.
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The buck aint gonna break itself
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My sister has students get kicked out in purpose because they don't go to the principals office anymore; they go to guidance and get snacks to "calm down"
There's been a huge boom in, no joke "educating for equity" that basically makes it impossible for students to fail or be disciplined cause racism or something.
The end result is a system that's so easy to game and administrators who are completely r-slurred trying to push grad rates higher
Add in a dash of gen Z being completely tech illiterate and you have a disaster on your hands.
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What would the holes do? Make it so he could swing it faster, less air resistance? Would make it lighter as well and probably not as damaging to the kiddo.
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Found the lolbertarian
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Keeping foids completely out of schools as the Prophet intended would do wonders for schools in the west
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I used to make fun of rightoids but they were right about everything.
Assuming girls and boys learn diffirently, who do you think co-ed classed cater to?
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Let the schools run on "Might makes right". If the teacher can wrangle a sperg, they show their dominance to the class. If the sperg wrangled the foid teacher, then the teacher has shown theyre unworthy.
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This but unironically. At my high school one of the old butt english teachers once threatened my class with the belt and you could see people shaking because they were trying to suppress their giggles
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How can teachers have the hardest job in the world when mothers exist?
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r/teachers is amazing, every post is literally content for the Feed and Sneed
I want IPads/Tablets banned
OP
iPads are the same as heroin, and teachers are now compliment
Minecraft is a terror to all teachers and teacher kind
Lol when I was in high school phones were banned and teachers could confiscate them at will, da frick happened?
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Digital learning was a fricking mistake and the nationwide switch to in-classroom laptops/ipads was always r-slurred on its face. But school administrators nationwide get big kickbacks for buying thousands of these shitty fricking products on public money and services and do not care.
Like what the frick do kids exactly get out of having to do everything on a fricking screen? A lower attention span? A way to goof of in class with unlimited freedom? Like seriously what the frick.
I have no sympathy for teachers, they allow this to happen, and their r-slurred fricking unions can't fricking unionize for actual control over their terminally r-slurred fricking administrators.
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When I was in elementary school we had computer days were they brought in a cart of ThinkPads. We'd do stuff like use Microsoft excel to learn math. Those were tough computers. You could give it to a sperg and at the end up the day it would more or less function the same as when you gave it to them
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No laptops in my elementary school but we did have palm pilots. Those things were equal parts awesome and complete garbage.
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A bunch of 50 year old career bureaucrats think that using ipads will "teach tech" and help kids learn "technology." It completely ignores that these shitty YouTube devices are why most people under 20 are fricking hopeless with computers
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I liked it because it meant I wasn't graded on neatness, only correctness
Yup! Being able to torrent movies and porn in class was fun!
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this is a fact and the teacher has the right take on this.
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I can't wait for retirement age when the workforce-aged people are all neurodivergent NEETs thanks to ipads and I have to continue pulling wire until I die
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wtf is going on in burger schools lmao
Its your fricking job to speak to these parents no matter if they seem 'awkward' ffs, women teachers are a fricking disaster
debatable for adults considering what they are doing with it, and 100% wrong for kids, they should have no access to technology at school.
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You can start with the very fair point that teachers who post on reddit are extra stupid.
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My sis is a teacher. She says it is so easy. Student disobey? Send them out.
Student not doing assigned task ?keep calling their parents and report them to cps
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Based foid teacher
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B-but my social anxiety
Only boomers and older should generally be allowed to become teachers, everyone younger should have to do a test where they prove that they have a boomer mindset. No more whiny millenial trash pooping up education.
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He can't,
@dipfrick Grass Awarded him lmao
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How will pizza ever recover? He hasnt left his basement in years...
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Surely by now he's already living in the wilderness in Alaska. In 6 months he'll come back covered in wolf and bear skins from his hunts ready to own both rightoids and foids alike
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School admins have been systematically gutting sped programs for about 2 decades now in order to divert the saved funs into their yearly bonuses. That's literally how school admins work, they do not do shit besides free up funds to pay themselves more ontop of their vastly overinflated salaries.
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School admins are garbage except for the Chad principal, who basically gets to act like a middle ages duke. Still you'd have like 3 fat secretary foids sitting around not really doing much other eating and talking to each other.
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Redditors: ugh Amerikkka is horrible, TERRIBLE benefits and no healthcare and no pensions
Also Redditors: Noooooooooo I don't wanna do heckin' WORK for benefits and a pension, what ever will I do with 4 months of vacation per year
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If a had no ambition whatsoever, being a teacher would be my fallback plan because of how easy it is and how decent the benefits are in comparison.
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you're doing the lords work making fun of teachercels.
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Why do redditors always think it makes sense to both complain that they all have to pay off student loans while at the same time expecting to be able to pay for the kids college outright? It's one or the other.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/search/?q=lets%20go%20brandon&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=
This is incredible
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New baitsub idea: r/antiteacher and its about advocating against teacher's unions and in favor of decreasing teachers' pay (or actually tying it to kids learning/performing well). There will be posts repeatedly blaming teachers for their many contributions to the failure of the burger education system. When people say we hate all teachers or that we're against education in general and we'll just pull an r/antiwork and claim that we don't. It's just a name, sweaty ;^)
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I'm down if you want to make it. We could just advocate giving kids VR headsets and forcing them to watch Khan Academy videos and TED talks. Convert all the empty schools into homeless shelters or low-income apartments.
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Ok cool, I created it. I'm going to probably come back and try to put effort into making a good description/rules: https://old.reddit.com/r/antiteacher/
Comment or post there and I'll mod your account.
And yeah, advocating substitutes and self-learning programs is definitely going to be a theme.
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zoz
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Advocating year-round school and performance evaluation might be better bait, so long as you stressed that it was to get the most out of teacher salaries.
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Yes that also works. We can have a diversity of antiteacher opinions on the sub. Personally I'm leaning towards homeschool or charter school advocacy
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>be a young foid
>spend 13 of your most formative years in public school
>listen to teachers b-word and moan about being underpaid and overworked for 13 years straight
>go to college
>spend 4+ years listening to TAs and adjunct professors bitching and moaning about being underpaid and overworked
>spend at least one of those years as a student teacher listening to your teacher mentor b-word and moan about being underpaid and overworked
>after 17+ years of your life in school, intimately familiar with the school system, teacher pay scales, and workload, graduate with a degree in school teaching
>despite working less than 200 days a year, receiving thousands of dollars in student loan forgiveness, and becoming effectively unfireable you b-word and moan about being underpaid and overworked
I have no sympathy.
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I hope these stories are true because they’re making me love zoomers.
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These are the people teaching grammar to children.
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The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
Snapshots:
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qzynws/my_kids_said_they_dont_feel_safe_in_my_room/:
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/r0d25c/help_my_husband_thinks_teachers_are_fairly/:
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/r09vmz/i_quit/:
old.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/qzwfav/opinion_article_nearly_2_years_into_covid_the/:
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