I simply cannot fathom who wouldn't want to read @carpathianflorist's glorious posts the very moment they are posted. Not to mention being an early comment on a Carp post is a great way grind dramacoin. Simply put, there's no logical reason why you shouldn't be following Carp. He is the wise philosopher king of rdrama, so it only makes sense that the option to unfollow him has been removed so as to prevent you from making the biggest mistake of your life.
I just followed Carp intentionally.
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I follow no man.
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Carp is no mere man, you should follow him
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He a fish.
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(((π)))
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It's 2021, if you don't cuck your followers by refusing to follow them back you are doing it wrong
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Glow recognize glow.
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I really appreciate the tiny Marseys Aevann implemented but big Marseys too strong.
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Thatβs lovely
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tbh I just assume everyone is following me and never give it any thought
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The only thing standing between a forced follow award and the shop is me
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Is there a URL that, if clicked, would cause someone to follow you?
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What was the trap? I think I started following you because I didn't want to miss any of that jannie groomercord seethe about NoNewNormal.
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He's everyone's friend!
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I've been tempted to self jail myself too because I like carp threads.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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imagine not following me
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imagine being able to spell
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I followed carp before it was mandatory.
Transform your Marseys!
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I only follow
@snallygaster sorry
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I'll follow if I can get something good out of it.
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You get realtime updates and instant access to any and all carp threads!!!!
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Counter offer: country club access and one Marsey award to gift in the future and I'll smash that button.
Surely you want all the alphas following your every word.
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Welcome to the club, you will find that this includes many unforseen benefits.
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Carp follows me back
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Carp is the second best jannie on this website. Good move.
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Whoβs the best?
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Pizza
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Don't forget the free 300 dramacoin you get for following!
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Hmmmmm
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I've been following him for months and I'm last on the list so probably not time ordered
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I blocked him when he bought the unblockable award, then unblocked and despite his smug posting still wasn't following him lmao
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I think I accidently upvoted someone on the site once. I feel pretty bad about it.
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I canβt help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. Itβs the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention.
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