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ATTN ALL IPHONE OWNERS


LLM was having some sexy Indian dude develop what was actually shaping up to be a pretty cool iOS app, but he stopped because he doesn’t think there’s demand for one. Do you want an iOS app?

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Literally fucking add the site to your home screen, it functions perfectly. Yall dumb as fuck.

Le edit: press share, I’d say scroll down past recents but I know you have no friends, then press add to home screen. Smh.

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

But how are apple chads supposed to feel superior? This isnt what Steve Jobs would have wanted :marseycry:

Adding sites to your homescreen is the most r-slurred thing ever and I will never stop saying it. Most of the time with this "feature" you lose access to the address bar and maybe forward/ backward buttons. But most importantly the find in page feature (CTRL+F on PC). Its counter intuitive AND racist.

It’s definitely r-slurred, but so is using the forward/back buttons in iOS when you can swipe left or right.

Back and forward work fine. It opens other sites “in app” if you don’t have reddit/youtube/twitter. Why do you need the address bar for rdrama? I agree the find function would be nice.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

Like I'm not gonna say they shouldn't make an app cuz w/e but yeah why bother when the mobile site works fine.

So I voted for all of them.

How

Share button then add to home screen


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

28k notifications, Jesus Christ. I'm about to sneed.

Check your notifications you cute twink what the fuck is going on in that folder

:marseysneed:


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

Wait there’s a apple drama app?

Bruh read the comment.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

Nep

Yep no interest as I suspected.


ackshually I use a GNU+Linux phone

>He doesn't use a Trump phone

kys


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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

not on EpsteinOS

Ngmi

https://thedailybeast.com/maga-worlds-freedom-phone-actually-budget-chinese-phone

trump phone actually exists tho


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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

4x markup on Chinese brand handset

literally just an Android skin OS

:marseyxd:

Freedom ain't free, chud!

I was making small talk with a friend’s mom after the iPhone 13 came out and I mentioned it was a decent upgrade for her 7 or w/e and she was honestly considering one of these.

Oh yeah what else do you and your friends mom talk about? That's very interesting.

:marseydisagree:


♻ Devez-vous vraiment imprimer ce courriel ? Pensons à l'environnement ! ♻

she told me they tell a lot of lies when you go for a psychology degree.

usually I write her off as a nut but hey, when you're right you're right.

chromeos combined with android is the future, that's where it's all going

You sound like you've got a few extra chromeos

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Babies!!!! :marseyfunko: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove: :marseylove:


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With the wall fast approaching, this female's motherly instincts will flare up. She will be on the hunt to bag a beta male before the season ends.

Clearly she's got her babies and is looking as young and attractive as ever!!


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I knew Aevann had to be an android King

:#marseycapypat:


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he must be using a nokia with the Arabic ringtune

The third world can't afford overpriced phones, they're all androidcels.


DM ME FOR A GOOD TIME :marseyhomofascist:

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This is why I dont trust short people. Always scurrying about, avoiding people's gazes. They are literally hiding right under our noses. What are they doing down there anyway? No doubt they are stealing things from our pockets, but what other crimes are they committing? Kidnappings? Murders? Treason? What are they plotting?

Snapshots:

top vote categories are androidcels and KEEP YOURSELF SAFE Mobilecels

Based as fuck

get a computer, stupid phoneposters.

We're too busy goofing off at work.


![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/2b/09/b92b090310b1a8c93fbb507fa7c4eb33--meanwhile-in-russia-russian-orthodox.jpg) <- me dunking on papists

do it on a work PC, r-slur

This is a r-slurred idea might as well look at porn on your work computer too


just work for boomers and use incognito mode

I’m telling you now on the off chance your r-slurred enough to think this, but incognito mode will not protect you from your work logging or sniffing traffic for no-no sites.

he doesn't know about Brave's ™️ Pro Incognito Mode ©️

:marseyxd:

that's why I said you should work for boomers

:soyjackwow: abbel :!zoomersoy:

I didn't know you had kids.

I like that baby capys still look dignified


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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

https://investopedia.com/apple-becomes-first-3-trillion-dollar-company-5214650#:~:text=Apple%20(AAPL)%20Becomes%20World's%20First%20%243%20Trillion%20Company&text=In%20August%202018%2C%20the%20iPhone,from%20the%20start%20of%20trading.

Everybody with any sense in their head knows that Apple is a fashion company, and that apple being "the world's first trillion dollar company" is straight up horseshit that clearly indicates the kind of fucked up bubble the global economy is in right now.

Just like Tesla, and nfts.

It's all bullshit.

Sorry I don’t speak poor

Use a new macbook pro and then use any pc garbage ass laptop and tell me you prefer the pc garbage ass shit. No bias here.


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Ok... wait, where's the TrackPointTM? How the fuck am I supposed to use this thing without a TrackPointTM???

What's even worse is the trackpads on PC laptops.


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Motherfucker I use a far superior operating system and device than any apple shit that has ever been all along. And I've done so before apple even was a company.

In today's market, an xps or elite dragonfly running practically any flavor of Linux but especially Chromium/ChromeOS is far superior, by a long shot.

For 45 years now, apple has been the corporate equivalent of cryptocurrency or nfts. Hype and bullshit that suckers keep paying for.

lol you sound like you have a lynux system


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Use a custom built pc desktop it blows both out of the water. Laptops are for portability not fashion nor power

But it still has windows on it


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Theyre still better than the alternatives on a lot of practical privacy concerns, so I will continue to vote for them with my wallet until they become visibly assimilated into the glowie and/or metaverse, at which point I will contemplate other options