aevann/carp did M$ pay you all reparations for this?
Microsoft has launched an “inclusive” spelling tool that offers politically correct alternatives to commonly used phrases.
The “inclusiveness checker” highlights phrases or words the firm believes could offend someone based on their gender, age, ethnicity or sexual orientation.
The Word feature, which is able to look for “socioeconomic bias”, then suggests alternatives deemed to be more “woke”.
Among the suggestions are changing Postman Pat to “Postal Worker Pat” as the former “may imply gender bias”.
It also recommends amending “Mrs Thatcher” to “Ms Thatcher”. In addition, it proposes users change “mankind” in Neil Armstrong’s “one giant leap for mankind” to “humankind or “humanity”.
Other words to change include “headmaster” (Word suggests “principal”), “master” (“expert”) and “manpower” (“workforce”).
The new spelling function has been rolled out on the latest version of Microsoft Word in Office 365.
When switched on, spelling mistakes are underlined in red, grammar errors in blue and "inclusiveness" issues in purple.
Some Twitter users praised the checker as a neat tool that will help people overcome “subconscious biases”.
Digital strategist John Bull wrote: “Your spellchecker will now help you to start overcoming your subconscious biases.
"It’s a brilliant feature. I wish they’d make more noise about it."
However, others criticised the tech giant for “cowering to the woke brigade”.
In a statement, Microsoft said: “Microsoft understands that not every Editor suggestion may be suitable for all users and all scenarios. That’s why we let users be in control of their final output. Editor is a completely optional tool that users can turn on or off at any point. Editor does not make any autocorrections.
“The user has control over which suggestions they choose to use, if any. They will be able to turn on and off each one of them individually.”
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me on my way to get the new high score for purple underlines in one document
They should bring back Clippy to point out the inclusiveness mistakes
It looks like you're trying to use the exclusive term "woman".
The correct, inclusive term is "fronthole".
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Semen canal.
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This would be so much better and I would leave this turned on if they did this lol
She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator
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Shut up, fronthole.
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Thanks clippy, that will really make this phishing email draft more convincing
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I call vagina people, vagina people as the appropriate and socially acceptable terminology because people with vaginas have vaginas.
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It looks like your trying to write your genocidal manifesto. Do you want some help?
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Stop trying to seduce me with your wiggling eyebrows, Clippy
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I hope it works the other way around too, highlightning woke phrases so you can replace them with invalid and bigoted ones.
You wrote, "John is a trans rights activist." Did you mean, "John is a bussy blasting, trannny chaser?"
That makes him sound way cooler though
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Why are you writing shit about me?
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Snapshots:
https://kb.uwstout.edu/page.php?id=107190:
Someone put this sweater on Clippy
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BLM is not a slur
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Nicely done Mehmet.
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HE DON'T MISS
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lmfao
Bullying is a lot like antibiotics. If you don't finish the entire course, you end up breeding newer, more powerful forms of autism and weebism that are resistant to bullying.
News to me, I still use a pirated copy of Office 2007
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Took a bullshit course in the last term of my MBA on Communications for the Digital Age or something
The prof was a hyper woke post wall foid
Got an A in all of her assignments because every time I had to use some third person I used she/her instead of them/he. She even proclaimed in front of the class that my assignment copy was the standard model which the rest of the class should follow

I have a woke article in TechCrunch that I totally disagree with and I even hate the technology being pushed but it's really good and hits all the proper woke terms.
She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator
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Wait a minute, you’re a journo??
No, I write a lot of different stuff but it's mainly for corporations to sell things. I write something and a PR person will know an editor at these places and get it published.
She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator
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As much as I agree with kissing ass to get to the top you should probably shoot for second place next time. If a teacher ever singled me out like that for my "wokeness" I'd probably kill myself
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I’m surprised something like “typing non inclusive expressions in Word will send a report to the federal authorities” wasn't included in the infrastructure bill.
It was right under the "if you had a beer with dinner your car will drive you straight to the police station" part
I hope they do this. Like the car could drive you safely home but instead drives you to the cops lol
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soon keyboards won't allow you to type bad words
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If that was a thing, i would absolutely want to be on the strike team to dunk on rightoids.
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That's why you should switch to Linux.
Yeah because libre office is just that good.
In the entirety of internet history from its inception til it’s inevitable death there will always be that Linux cute twink who can’t resist “err derr muh distro switch to red hat Linux bro. You only have to type 500 lines into the terminal to install libre office that’s has almost everything Office 1995 had!”
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Much like public transportation in the US, there is no greater threat to the prospect of widespread Linux adoption than people who use Linux.
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All I see is people too weak to write raw LaTeX.
Latex made sense while it was difficult to render more complicated formatting live, but it only exists now as a way for thesis advisors to make writing my paper twice as annoying and tedious
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lmao holy shit I fuckin lmao because it's so true
She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator
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I use Libre Office on Windows because I don't feel like
piratingpaying for an actual office license.Poor scum OUT.
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Just pirate bro
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If only microsoft would port Office to Linux
I think there's the reason why. I did run linux in parralel with my windows build for shits and giggles but had to abandon it because neither MS nor Adobe support it and that's a no - go for me. Games that ran natively in Linux ran great. I also didn't want to fuck around with Wine and the Terminal. The terminal I could learn but I found there were too many instances of me looking up forum posts where people would post "OK just type these commands into the terminal and don't worry that you don't know what they're doing and that they run at a really low level in your OS it's cool trust me bro".
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I just sudo every command anyways so I never have to worry about retyping anything
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Gotta get rid of ñ too cuz those god damn nazis will appropriate it.
what up my nyyyigga.
She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator
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ñazzzziiiiis
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We got back to leet speak to avoid censors. SUP MY NI663R
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This is already a problem on phones, especially for "intelligent" swiping keyboards. Makes me especially mad since they are theoretically capable of learning words specific words, but still have a blacklist for nono words. Very patronizing.
Yeah. Its not likeing im yelling about all those diggers and bikes lmao
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