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Why don’t they just grow hair? It’s not hard, I do it in my sleep.


Follow my account please.

And post memes in this thread.

Why don’t they just grow hair? It’s not hard, I do it in my sleep.

I dare you to post a pic of your jaw line

I dare you to post a pic of your jaw line

Cope baldie

Cope baldie

This is a hate crime

This is a hate crime

As a forced baldo (due to shit hairline) it pisses me off to no end when guys who can have any haircut they want buzz it off or have garbage cuts.
Like.. I just want to have the option of a hairstyle. Fuck you, fullheads.

+19. I can't believe reddit tolerates this blatant fullheadphobia. Do better, people 😀


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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

>As a forced baldo (due to shit hairline) it pisses me off to no end when guys who can have any haircut they want buzz it off or have garbage cuts.<br >Like.. I just want to have the option of a hairstyle. Fuck you, fullheads. +19. I can't believe reddit tolerates this blatant fullheadphobia. Do better, people 😀

LoveForFullheads when????

LoveForFullheads when????

I was thinking a less obvious version could be a lot of fun. After collecting systematic evidence of abuse, one could try and make an AHS post


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Prophet Muhammad's fondness for cats is conveyed in his hadith: "Affection for cats is part of faith"

I was thinking a less obvious version could be a lot of fun. After collecting systematic evidence of abuse, one could try and make an AHS post

:marseylaugh:

Going bald is God's way of telling you that you need to end it all already.

Going bald is God's way of telling you that you need to end it all already.

Fun fact: this was an actual Roman belief. It pissed of Caesar himself, who was a baldie

Fun fact: this was an actual Roman belief. It pissed of Caesar himself, who was a baldie

Imagine not knowing that being bald in a human is the same as a huge greybacked gorilla

So all you girly voiced, small cock having dudes have outted yourselves.

And for your information yes I cope by razor shaving it.

[Imagine not knowing that being bald in a human is the same as a huge greybacked gorilla](https://www.healthline.com/health/dht#purpose-and-function) So all you girly voiced, small cock having dudes have outted yourselves. And for your information yes I cope by razor shaving it.

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Nigga you don't know women if you don't realize most of em get absolutely soaked when they touch a nice bald head.

Nigga you don't know women if you don't realize most of em get absolutely soaked when they touch a nice bald head.

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Those are the ones too lazy to actually put the daily effort in to shaving it everyday. The guys who have that Les Nesman hairline.

Ask @mom if what she'd think if you shaved your head. Better yet do it without telling her. I bet she's on you like nothing.

Those are the ones too lazy to actually put the daily effort in to shaving it everyday. The guys who have that Les Nesman hairline. Ask @mom if what she'd think if you shaved your head. Better yet do it without telling her. I bet she's on you like nothing. :ragemask:

^^ Bald person coping hard


^^ Bald person coping hard

I'd rather have full body alopecia and look like a cancer patient than be under 6 feet though.

I'd rather have full body alopecia and look like a cancer patient than be under 6 feet though.

Lol imagine thinking this 🀣🀣


Lol imagine thinking this 🀣🀣

Aren't you like 5'2"? How do you even fly a plane?

Aren't you like 5'2"? How do you even fly a plane?

5 10


5 10

Do you fly for a European or Asian airline?

Do you fly for a European or Asian airline?

I wear a hat and rock a skullet like Jake the Snake. I don't give a fuck.

I wear a hat and rock a skullet like Jake the Snake. I don't give a fuck.

Upvoted for the Les Nessman reference.


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Upvoted for the Les Nessman reference.

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:marseyonacid: :marseyjam: :marseyonacid: :marseyjam:

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This is fucking Dale Gribble erasure

This is fucking Dale Gribble erasure

He goes by @Rusty_Deuxrackleford on this site. Even commented in this post.

He goes by @Rusty_Deuxrackleford on this site. Even commented in this post.

Dale Gribble and Rusty Shackleford are very obviously two different people. Do you not even watch King of the Hill?

Dale Gribble and Rusty Shackleford are very obviously two different people. Do you not even watch King of the Hill?

Not as much as I used to. I kinda wanna start again. That show could do for a revival even though louanne is dead. Imagine an older Hank and Peggy in this day and age.

Not as much as I used to. I kinda wanna start again. That show could do for a revival even though louanne is dead. Imagine an older Hank and Peggy in this day and age.

Honestly I'm terrified for any series/IP I enjoy to get a new installment these days. An overcorrect for some cultural angle will immediately date the show and cheapen it.

Honestly I'm terrified for any series/IP I enjoy to get a new installment these days. An overcorrect for some cultural angle will immediately date the show and cheapen it.

Wrong, take Finasteride and turn into a femboy version of THE "CHAD EMBRACE" for best results.

Wrong, take Finasteride and turn into a femboy version of THE "CHAD EMBRACE" for best results.

wrong

wrong

If i go bald im doing a 47 cosplay every day until i die

If i go bald im doing a 47 cosplay every day until i die

gaymer reference

Going bald is the least of your worries...

>gaymer reference Going bald is the least of your worries...

At least my interests are neurodivergent enough to be obscure and not a bob chipman style mario cosplay

At least my interests are autistic enough to be obscure and not a bob chipman style mario cosplay

Memes aside, malders who try to grow out their thinning hair look terrible.

Memes aside, malders who try to grow out their thinning hair look terrible.

Dramatards being effeminate twinks is nothing new.

Dramatards being effeminate twinks is nothing new.

So all you girly voiced, small cock having dudes have outted yourselves.

Cope. I love my hair and my pecker, both of which are formidable. Voice is fine too.

>So all you girly voiced, small cock having dudes have outted yourselves. Cope. I love my hair and my pecker, both of which are formidable. Voice is fine too. :tayshake:

Yo, you still up posting?

Yo, you still up posting?

Good morning.

Good morning.