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✨updated✨ [BREAKING] Big haps tomorrow, leaks from powerjannie cabalcord

About halfway down through the screenshots, you get to the meat of what they're doing:

They're upset about the /r/NoNewNormal quarantine and they're going to shutter half the default subs tomorrow in protest! Isn't that cool? Powerjannies are doing unpaid labor in favor of bringing Reddit back to its roots of letting people disc... Oh wait lol no, they're mad that NNN was only quarantined and not banned outright, so they're shuttering everything to protest to get it banned so people can't discuss the downsides of compulsory experimental gene therapy on children.

Note how the unpaid internet janitor with the liberal arts AA from xir local community college talks about "playing to their psychology." These are the people dictating the direction of what words a multibillion dollar corporation allows people to use on a straggy orange messageboard. Undersocialized, uneducated r-slurs who think they're smarter than you but they can't even keep their shitty Groomercord server secure.

Isn't that funny?
I think it's pretty funny!

And hey, if you're visiting here from another site (our URL is blocked by Reddit, so good job whoever got you here!), maybe stick around and visit some of our other fun threads. We have lots of great features, wholly unique to this platform, and we'd love to have you with us :kiss:

I love you.

xoxo Carp

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Update: Here’s the message they intend to send to the (paid) janitors:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841268170156534.webp

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edit D-DAY T-5:30: they’ve now restricted heaps of channels in their cord and are going a bit nuts trying to find out who the “leaker” is. Will this delay today’s scheduled imaginary powertrip? I don’t think so, personally. They’d need to find something else to do midday Wednesday if they did.


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Please be patient I got vaxxed

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I haven't c*m in weeks.

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Want some help with that

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No thanks, Jesus

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I do wonder what the frick reddit was thinking with quarantine shit.

Hey look these subreddits are hurting us with advertisers so we'll host them for free.

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I mean, it's not like they use it a lot, they prefer to ban. Maybe like a handful of even slightly popular subs had been quarantined, and it never satisfies anyone so they eventually get b&.

It was a good idea from the point of view of functionality, but the problem is reddit is running an operation centered on PR and optics, which quarantining doesn't serve. If they had the balls to tell the Bardfinn-types to neck themselves or frick off to imzy, it'd work, but they don't, so it doesn't.

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Imagine running a company and letting a mentally ill, unpaid volunteer janitor, criminal, pathological liar with delusions of grandeur tell you how to run the place. LOL. Pure trash


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It's probably just a leftover from the earlier days when they really didn't want to ban subs, just get them out of public sight. Doesn't make much sense nowadays as we know quarantine never helped any sub become "better" and any kind of "free speech" principle Reddit once might've appeared to have is long gone.

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A quarantine stops exponential growth though.

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Bet it's for the meme. Lockdowning an anti-lockdown subreddit. See this

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NGL if we find out that they quarinteined NNN because its an anti lock down subreddit that would be the best thing admins have done in years.

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NNN are your typical chinless pinheads who think the gubment is trying mutate them into some form of slave among other moronic things based on personal anecdote and a complete lack of knowledge. Fricking minimum wage losers are always so obsessed with the 'system,' I swear. However they also make the power jannies seethe like nothing else, and that's based.

Fight on r-slurs, your opinion is as irrelevant as you are but in this moment you're finally worth more than a living coffee dispenser.

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Anyone who has ever unironically said the phrase “muh freeze peach” gets the fricking wall.

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“Nice argument you got there. Be a shame if someone… repeated it with the phrase “muh” in front of it.”

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As I keep saying, you have to play on peoples psychology.

Use language that directs people away from us and toward reddit.

We don't need to win them over, but we can anticipate and deflect

Good god lmao jannies are pathetic

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Hey, they took tens of thousands of dollars in student loans. To learn fancy words like "psychology" so that they could throw them in conversations at random.

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Reddit and these losers belong together.


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They're like wartime generals over that big table with colored blocks on it representing battalions or some shit that they move around with the thing that looks like a croupiers stick. This would be funnier if I knew what things were called.

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Warhammer?

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Naaa, it’s even more pathetic… they genuinely CONSIDER themselves wartime generals, fighting for the right side of history!


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Generally when you are on the right side of history, you don't need to brute force people's opinions so hard.

I am pro vax and anti pro vaxxers.

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Imagine being braindead enough to believe yourself so much as a match for the neurodivergent capricious god that is the internet

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They're just called wargames.

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when the janny hits you with that self-help bookstore psychology

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But literally hits you with the hard copy and then cries out in pain.

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N8's post. LMAO the b-word blamed inflation on people who question the Covid science? People are saying it's a bioweapon? Oh noes! That's like back in the beginning when people were doing a heckin' racism by saying it came from a lab!

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We should share this to ruin their protest

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We should all post bussy tomorrow to welcome all the newfriends

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