:marseyworldcup: :!marseyqatarworldcup: England - USA World Cup Group B Match & Betting Megathread! :marseyqatarworldcup2: :!marseyworldcup:

The thread for the match between the two countries that are by far the best represented on our site. Should be a banger :marseyinabox:

Make sure to let us all know all your extremely misinformed opinions on everything that has to do with this match, this tournament, and football in general. We can't wait :marseywholesome:

Betting goes on until the kick-off at 19:00 GMT, 20 CET, 14 EST, 13 CST, at which point the poll will be shut off.


...and the betting is now closed as is customary.

LESGOOOOO!

- WINNER!
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:#marseytroublemaker::#marseytroublemaker::#marseytroublemaker:

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i hate to say this but... based bongs??

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We should carpet bomb your shithole country

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:#marseyagreefast:

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maybe the bongs are alright, but he has no checkmark so I'm not sure I should believe it

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God it'd be so terrible if Americans decided to beat some of those sissy British cute twinks to death :marseysmug:

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>The thread for the match between the two countries that are by far the best represented on our site.

I thought it was leafs. Who here is a bong?

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:marseysmugsideey#es:

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Don't tread on me

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Show me your rdrama loicense m8 or I tell the jannies

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Yes... who here is a bong? :marseynotesglow:

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I am in your walls

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:#marseyveryworried:

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A bunch of people, tbh...

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Gross

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:marseyamogus:

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YANKEE :marseypatriot: DOODLE WENT TO TOWN A-RIDING ON A PONY :marseypony: STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS CAP :marseyautism: AND CALLED IT MACARONI :marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa::marseysaluteusa:

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I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

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Americans love sports where there's a pause after every single play so they can watch more advertisements.

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Sailer says those sports encourage explosive play and are therefore more exciting and more black

https://www.takimag.com/article/soccer-talk/

More noticing: coaches are white https://www.unz.com/isteve/world-cup-coaches-by-race/

Teams no longer represent natives https://www.unz.com/isteve/back-when-the-world-cup-was-a-battle-of-nations/

USA team not that latinx https://www.unz.com/isteve/u-s-world-cup-soccer-team-is-46-black-and-0-mexican/

Just great World Cup coverage overall

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Find me one baseball team in the world that could beat the Astros. and asians love baseball, you ever try to beat them at something they love?

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baseball is not a sport

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Ok you might be right, look at this chonker hit a home run

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Which Asians? Because even Japs prefer football, lol.

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The southern koreans but the japs have a decent league too

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They definitely prefer football.

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Managed to lose all 4 bets today.

:#marseybrainlet:

This is why I don't bet actual money.

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same :#marseygunshotsuicide:

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Imagine thinking England aren't going to shit all over the yanks. 3-1 England.

Its coming home

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Its coming home

Saying this unironically is the most powerful jinx there is

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>Most dramaphobic result

:marseyitsover:

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Drawchads.....

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Sub neighbors :marseygucci:

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:marseyitsover:

I forgot most soccer matches end in a draw lol

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Only kick outs ends in somebody winning cel

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I like how the commentators are saying “the key for the us is to score in the second half”. Like yeah no shit

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prove them wrong

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:#marseybigbrain:

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If America wins, futbol is officially renamed to Soccer worldwide. :#marseyusa:

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Why are the burgers trying to shoot the ball into the sky instead of the goal, it's not frickin American football, there are no field goals :marseyraging:

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Bombing arabs is in their DNA :marseyjetbombing: Luckily there's nothing but air in those balls... right? :marseysurprised:

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It's coming home lads, simple as

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USAUSAUSA

WE DRAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNBEATEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:#marseysaluteusa::#marseysaluteusa::#marseysaluteusa::#marseysaluteusa::#marseyusa::#marseyusa::#marseyusa::#marseyusa::#marseyusa::#marseyjetbombing::#marseyjetbombing::#marseyjetbombing::#marseyjetbombing::#marseyjetbombing::#marseyliberty::#marseyliberty::#marseyliberty::#marseyliberty::#chadusa::#chadusa::#usa::#usa:

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and yes if this ends in a draw I'm saying the US won fyi

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F.S.C [§] 1.86 - in the case of not winning by the gay foreign team; the 'Team U.S.A.' entity shall have won the match'


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It's coming home

Factcheck: None of this is real.

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CAM ON INGERLAND


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It’s their turn :derpwhy:


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volcel if would not

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The camera man is getting some close-up footage of that asian broad. Does he not notice the adorable twink with the great jawline on his right?

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>What was your role in World Cup?

>Human signpost

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:#marseypedobear:

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none of the women in this pic look younger than 35 :marseysmug2:


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ironic that bongs are taking the knee while burgers are not

:#marseyemojirofl:

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Holy shit I finally won a bet.

:#marseyfluffy:

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A big one, too, lol.

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Bongs are fricking shit, not a great surprise but this is a new low :marseybangfast: i want my marseybucks back

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They're the champions of not winning when they're expected to

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They really compete for that title with Argentina which is fitting for their biggest rivals.

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A fricking draw this just kills all the banter :marseycry:

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Holy shit :marseybong: couldn’t even score on :marseyburger: :marseyxd:

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USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!! USA WINS!!!

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CAM ON INGERLAND

SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

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there is no way drawchads win another one, right?

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A draw is an American win anyways

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Figures, the one day I don't make a single drawchad bet :marseycry:

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Why does one of the burger players have hair like a clown wig? :marseyclown2:

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McKenna? Seems appropriate, he's kind of clowning quite a bit today, lol.

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He's clownmaxxing.

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