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VATNIKPOST DO NOT ENGAGE Добрый день, товарищи!

Только что переехал и сейчас пью чтоб, блядь, руки и ноги перестали болеть от таскания мебели. Пол бутылки (больше - американцы по 750мл наливают в бутылку) уже выпил...

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What the frick is this commie gobbledygook? On this website we speak American God dammit!

:!#marseyscooter::#marseyusa::#marseysaluteusa::#marseylibertyfireworks::#marseyscooter:

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Russiods are subhuman change my mind.

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Why would I change your mind? Everybody outside of Scandinavia are subhuman and quite honestly the Swedes are pushing up against the line.

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cringe, not really funny.

burgers online think this homo over the top nationalism is funny it is really not. go like make fun of some genocide you did or something. this shit reeks

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lmfaooo u can't even offer ur guest a glass sweeet tea n some cheese n crackers gtfo danska jävlä

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Nordic snow monkeys are the most cac of all cacs.

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yea sorry Penny! Of course we are beaten by your culture, so vibrant and exciting that your specimen do everthing in their power to move out of your neighbourhoods the second they make some money.

worst thing is, massa gave you greasy leftovers and you made stew of it. 200 years later and you are still eating garbage goyslop pretending like it is some form of cuisine.

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lmfaooo bb u seeething 🥰🥰 take the tistic L bb ur kind just ain't got house manners 🫢🫢

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calm as an angel, about to head off 4 bed :marseyblowkiss:

at least our kids can play in the street before dinner without fear of getting shot :marseymarseylove:

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have one ur kids throw a koran into the air bb see how peaceful ur night gonnna be :marseybow:

sweet dreams yolo 🤗🤗 have a beautiful night

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you too when you get there <3

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"that danish restaurant i went to the other night was fantastic"

  • literally nobody, ever
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I ate at Noma a couple of years ago in Copenhagen. It was one of the most memorable (and expensive) meals I've ever had. Weird, for sure, but smarter and more interesting than anything I've ever eaten while visiting America.

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We had such a grand old time we didn't need to leave lmao also, wtf? denmark has some of the best restaurants in the world., new nordic cusine is accalimed

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danska jävlä

penny will really type in any language but english

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mahal kita bb

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She's our resident multilingual user :marseylove:

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To be fair, I think serving your guest Nordic “cuisine” would be considered an insult. I hear the Swedistan Falafel a la Beheaded Infidel is quite filling though.

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t. seething europoor whose country's greatest accomplishment in the past 200 years was winning a soccer game or something

Not my fault my country is worth being proud of and yours isn't :#marseylibertyfireworks:

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at least my country is fricking 200 years.

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Wow we accomplished in 200 years what you failed to do in a thousand. Really burned us there

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yea, congrats, you are truly the fastfood of culture.

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That you and everyone else in the world happily gobble up each day. You're welcome

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you're actually calling us eur*pean, americans are famous for being very badly educated but this tops the cake. Can you perhaps not associate us with nazis please?

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Yet you reply in English because you know no one cares about your snow monkey culture or language

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oh I'm sorry, Are you from England?

also, sorry for speaking multiple languages shithead. if your country had an education system that wasn't co-sponsered by Michelle Obama and McDonald's, maybe you would so too

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The only reason you speak multiple languages is because english isn't your first. Cope.

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This destroys the Yuroid

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>look at us! We're so cucked, we have to learn the languages of 5 neighboring countries.

Why didn't you dorks get past your differences and conquer more land?

A United States of Scandinavia! :marseysalutearmy:

Instead of English, the world could have been running with DaneGermish.

:marseysad:

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The Swedes sperged out the first time and then "failed" to help the Danish against the Germans during the Second Schleswig War so Scandi unity went nowhere in a several hundred-year period.

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The US has the most English speakers in the world, and the overwhelming majority of global media in English is produced here. I do know multiple languages, but yes, most Americans are too r-slurred to speak anything but English. That said I respect your people for not being massive, obese blobs like people of Walmart.

They're our r-slurs to insult, not yours.

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The US has the most English speakers in the world

Actually India does.

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I thought that too, but apparently only about 10% of the population speaks English.

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https://www.livemint.com/news/india/in-india-who-speaks-in-english-and-where-1557814101428.html

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Huh.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population

also: Pakistan 130M --- Nigeria 125M --- Philippines 64M

Strangely underrepresented in anglo speaking culture. Maybe the numbers/proficiency are inflated, or they just hate us for our freedoms :marseyshrug:

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:marseysatisfied::parrotunitedstatesofamerica::parrotunitedstatesofamerica::parrotunitedstatesofamerica::parrotunitedstatesofamerica::chadusa::marseysaluteusa:

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What a literal cute twink.

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Lol

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>go like make fun of some genocide you did or something

Okay :marseyjam:


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t. danesmell

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They did so many genocides I respect them.

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:#marseysaluteconfederacy::#marseygunnut::#marseysaluteusa::#marseypatriot:

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You're using @chiobu's emojis instead of real patriotic Made in U.S.A. Marseyes

:#marseydisagree:

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Isn't Marsey born in Ukraine

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Ucraine, Taivan, Socialism; what's the difference? They are not America, if they were relevant the Founding Fathers (peace and blessings be upon them) would have added them to the Constitution, don't you think?

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You're Italian and Italy is the birthplace of fascism sweaty

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Source? I am an American citizen... Uh wrong alt :gigachadglow:

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@chiobu is an honorary :marseyburger: he said he still gets harassed by the IRS and hates it, there isn't anything more American than that


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:#marseygiveup:

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Taiwan, Singapore, what's the difference?

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