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Back in the day, diapers used to be this way. You’d use them, wash them out, then slap it back on that baby’s butt.

Considering that’s gross as frick, if we want a sustainable potty paper we should employ the two shells method instead.

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I eat ur gay butt reddiquette for breakfast and shit it out on Alexis Ohanian's wife stomach while having kinky s*x with her


Snapshots:

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Hey mom, at least dad gives me the shit award, how come you completely ignore my existence entirely mom.

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I didn't know you existed. Hello, I'm your mom.

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Hey mom, love me forever.

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May you go strong and wise my child.

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Thank you! I am gonna replace all my real mothers memories with this one. 🤗🤗

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Peppermint chewing gum is reusable toothpaste. I leave a bit near the sink.

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oh I just saw that picture on facebook while I was on the potty

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Lol, why in the form of a roll? It's not rip off, this makes no sense.


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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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This is why noone likes hippies

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It’s called a bidet. Why are Americans so obsessed with touching our buttholes? That’s gay. We’re not gay, are we?

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Bidetstrags are subhuman and your butt is filthy. You still need to wipe you disgusting fricking frog :lerageface:

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Imagine leaving a man's job to a little squirt gun

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I've used a bidet many times. I still have to wipe my butthole dry afterwards.

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Be a man and sit there and post on rdrama till you dry off naturally. If someone else needs to take a shit, then they can just fricking hold it or shit their pants. Express your dominance of the bathroom.

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I refuse to shit in public because using a public shit hose is disgusting.

If I do need to shit in public I'll cut a hole in the cap of a water bottle and use that to blast my butt.

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How did you survive in the Navy never using a public potty?

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I was not aware of bidet hoses when I was in the navy. I was still a gross paper wiper.

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Nah I just use a poop rag and bucket like I already posted about in here.

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We’re not gay, are we?

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It’s okay if you’re gay since you do it better :marseyhearts:

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Reddit environmentalists are the most r-slurred people in the fricking world. One of the dumbest reocurring complaints I see on Reddit is Amazon packages much bigger than the product, and how bad that is for the environment, evn ignoring the fact that if all Amazon products came in appropriately sized boxes they'd all arrive squashed, CARDBOARD IS MADE OUT OF FRICKING WOOD, IT'S FRICKING TREES MATE. These people even specifically go on about wood waste and talk about the wood in cardboard as if it comes from forest, they literally believe that illegall wood is used for carboard instead of furniture and shit, seemingly completely unaware that ridiculously efficient tree farms exist. There's fricking companies that make biodegradable cutlery, LITERALLY ALL CUTLERY IS EITHER METAL (ROCKS) OR WOOD, THROW AS MANY FRICKING SPOONS INTO THE OCEAN AS YOU'D LIKE, IT'S JUST FRICKING ROCKS, IT MAY AS WELL BE A FRICKING SKIPPING STONE, ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST AND ALL THAT. FRICK

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reduce: way too hard, redditors must consume

reuse: only when convenient

recycle: easy, you just need to innovate™, no need to actually change anything

not that redditors have even heard of the 3 Rs

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seethe. deforestation isn’t good for forests, co2 isn’t the only compound. The problem with ordering shit is the shit, ya don’t need it

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New paper almost exclusively comes from tree farms (at least in the US). Most cardboard is largely from recycled paper these days. We don't really import it all that much either. Paper doesn't really cause much, if any, deforestation.

order less things

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Yeah but all that land could be heckin awesome wild forest but isn’t. It’s not really deforestation, but it is bad

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It's not that bad tbh. It's trivial when looking at environmental issues.

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ehhhh it depends what u mean. If you just like nature and wild animals and bugs and plants it’s a travesty. If you care about pollution and co2 doesn’t matter

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I mean there is no new impact from trees farms. Forests in the US have had no significant area change in the last 100 years. We're very unlikely to need more room for paper farms since we recycle for most of our cardboard and are using less paper. I agree that deforestation in rainforests is devastating, but that has nothing to do with paper.

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I agree there is no new impact, but that the environmentalist position is “the native plants keep trying to come back in the managed land and then it keeps getting cut down and that is EVIL”

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Meh. Environmental hardliners are dumb.

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The fricking tree farmers are incentivized to plant more than they cut. Why would they not it pays for itself.

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LITERALLY ALL CUTLERY IS EITHER METAL (ROCKS) OR WOOD, THROW AS MANY FRICKING SPOONS INTO THE OCEAN AS YOU'D LIKE, IT'S JUST FRICKING ROCKS, IT MAY AS WELL BE A FRICKING SKIPPING STONE, ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST AND ALL THAT. FRICK

Hey everybody this pleb doesn't know about Tater-Ware™

https://earth-to-go.org/taterware/bb-cutlery

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FRICK YOU

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how do you increase font size comrade i want to yell at people

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