Seeing all the dramacels (who thought they got away with no consequences) getting y'alled by the chadmins was funny, but not nearly as funny as every single one of the banned users feeling the need to make a post about it.
You all got your plebbit accounts either permajannied or marked by the chadmins, and I know half of you are so r-slurred that you don't know how to make a new account.
Queen Penny always wins. 
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You literally could not be more pathetic. In a thread about how plebbit bans for no no words, you act like it's not happening then ban for no no words. YOU ARE REDDIT TO THE CORE OF YOUR BEING. Every cell of your body is pure unadulterated reddit.
Get a rope, tie it to the nearest bridge, put it around your neck, and jump off, you absolute fricking loser.
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With your next account, try to be at least somewhat funny. Or don't, it's up to you
it takes me like 5 seconds to ban you each time.
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If he keeps going, he might take all three and four letter names to the grave :(
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Your pulitzer's in the mail
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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.
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If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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You will never be a staple of drama culture. You have no humor, you have no bants, you have no funny memes. You are a homosexual newcute twink twisted by internetspeak and a desperate bid to fit in into a crude mockery of rdramas perfection. You have a mental illness called newcute twink syndrome
All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your felow dramanauts laugh at your unfunny schizoposts behind closed doors
Funny people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of terminal internet use has allowed funny people to sniff out unfunny, dead-on-arrival jokes with incredible efficiency. Even your jokes that "pass" are cringy and forced. Your incessant repitition is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a curious newcute twink to look at you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased post history
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight
Eventually it'll be too much to bear. You'll stop making these "jokes" make a new account, and continue to pursue an even unfunnier "gag". Your fellow dramanauts will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the incessant schizoposts. They'll let your account fade into irrelevancy, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know there is an unfunny bandwagon hopper buried there. Your account will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a (last active 12 years ago) that is unmistakably cringe
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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All them words won't bring your pa back.
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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.
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still unemployed then?
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