https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1448999917171716099
america runs on dunkin. this is bad. this is really fucking bad. pic.twitter.com/lq8iwpxFSL
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) October 15, 2021
lol at burgers's descent into madness because they miss their sugary drug of choice 
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Mostly that was for the benefit of the other yankee-doodle fricking r-slurs on here who don’t even own a passport and have never left their home state.
Yes, we’re an island of fatties too but you already take the piss out of us for our teeth, our food and our perfectly reasonable restrictions on not being allowed to own an anti-aircraft gun or whatever the frick it is you fat c*nts claim you need for “home defence.”
Meanwhile, we take the piss out of you for being fat c*nts, for being politically r-slurred and for constantly murdering schoolchildren with machine guns and arguing about it.
You can’t have “fat c*nts” as an insult too. That’s ours.
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Stay in your home I have alerted the proper authorities of the malicious hate speech you have performed online. They shall be along shortly to inspect your loicense.
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Here’s another thing. Your fat c*nts are fatter than our fat c*nts.
Before the pandemic I visited the US almost every month on business, and I never got used to seeing just how huge your fattest fat c*nts are. The fattest Americans are frickin’ HUMONGOUS.
I’ve been literally in awe at the size of some of the monsters you have over there, and if you go to the right city you can encounter them regularly.
Shit, I nearly broke my neck looking over my shoulder at some of the fat c*nt specimens you have on a trip to Las Vegas. It was fascinating. Those motherlovers should be in a zoo.
Our obesity stats are pretty bad in western Europe, for sure, but I’ve never seen anyone in London with anything like the mass your fattest fat c*nts carry.
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Sir I reside in the state of fentucky which has a massive obesity problem. I see mobility scooter riders and roly poly people almost daily. I also have visited London each of the 4 times I have blessed your island with my presence. I witnessed just as many overweight whaleians each excursion out I took as I do when I am forced to mingle with the plebians here. So you sir need to tread upon the lawn more in your own motherland before making accusations against others. People always praise the BBC for using less than attractive actors in there programs when in fact the truth is that those people are more attractive than the average bong.
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I’m willing to concede that my people are ugly but that’s because Britain is a frickin’ badass fortress so we haven’t been conquered since 1066. The lack of conquest means we’re sorely lacking the regular injections of fresh c*m that the r*pelands of eastern Europe enjoyed.
But I’m not conceding the fat thing. Your fat c*nts make our fat c*nts look like thin c*nts. There’s no c*nt fatter than a fat fricking American c*nt.
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I've always admired the British stiff upper lip under insurmountable odds.
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America’s fattest man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Brower_Minnoch
1,400lb
Britain’s fattest man: https://mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-britains-ex-fattest-man-23251081
910lb
I rest my case. Your fattest fatty was fatter than our fattest fatty.
And I even localised the weights into Burger for you because your people struggle with metric. It can be hard counting in tens, I know.
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I say yet again good sir to tread the lawn and experience the robustness of your people 1st hand. You most likely have grown accustomed to them in your daily encounters but as a burger taking in the culture of your small island I looked at them with a new eye and noted their average sizes and I must assure you they are indeed rotund. Tread lawn sir tread lawn.
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“Heaviest person ever recorded.”
It never even began for Amerifats.
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Don’t forget Pakis treating your children like buses.
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So long as you make sure to remember to dodge the bullets flying in all your culturally enriched inner-city districts.
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