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JanetYellensFuckboy zoz/zle she/her/zoz/zle  2yr ago (reddit.com) 1,052 thread views #19607

Pibble "hero dog" gets on r/all for doing what it does best

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Only the best people in society own pitbull mutts. Doctors, philanthropists, tons of engineers. It’s a fact that NASA astronauts own, on average, twelve pitbulls. That’s why they send a pitbull on every space mission. Because they’re so cuddly and smart. It’s not a coincidence that the average IQ of these mutt owners is 199. They are the best of us. The most selfless participants in human society. Pitbulls are here to help everyone.

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And the follow-up is the most innovative way to say "keep yourself safe" I've ever seen: "You should adopt a pit bull!"

You need more pitbull in your life. More community.

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That's some good shit.

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New snappy quote?

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those replies

god redditors are subhuman

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β€œNobody sees that these people are pieces of shit with their confederate flag?”

I love Reddit.

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Cope. That house is trashy as frick and you know it.

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Nice house

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It's not a crack house, it's a crack home

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"Got to be that way?" Pits are born that way. The average pibble only has two settings: cuddle and eviscerate.

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Nope. That loser deserved it and I’m glad these dogs are safe and back home. Bye

this dude usin reddit to make himself feel better about himself then all he posts about is taco bell food lmao

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When is the pibble guide coming out?

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I'm afraid it's in production heck and @Gigavaccinator is in denial over it. Darn shame.

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:marseycry:

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It is in production heck, I'm not in denial over it, and it will still come out eventually.

Hopefully before Halloween

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Can he at least give us a sneak preview?

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A 21 year old? They're much bigger than children, the dog must've been blind. And deaf.

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Maybe it was a manlet

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lmao what an autocorrect. a king under the mountain indeed

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If anyone tries to pull up bite statistics, those can be misleading. When people go to the hospital for dog bites, they will more often than not say one of two things. β€œI was bit by a dog” or β€œI was bit by a pit bull”.

So "I was bit by a pitbull" includes just pitbulls, while "I was bit by a dog" includes all dogs including pitbulls. If anything, the attack rates are worse than the statistic.

"I was hit by a car" vs "I was hit by a Toyota", the total number of Toyota-involved-collisions will be higher than the "hit by toyota" reports.

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Heckin cute and valid

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Pitbulls are amazing. I've never seen a dog adore babies as much as my pit.

It's just casing.

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I've been listening to Bitcoin podcasts and reading posts on here and I've noticed a lot of you Bitcoiners are falling into the same logical error that I would expect a Keynesian economist or a particularly smooth-brained chimp to fall into. Fortunately I'm here to educate you guys.

Money is NOT a tool primarily for spending. This is NOT the most important feature nor primary purpose of money and is NOT why money has value. You do NOT use money when you spend it on a ham sandwich.

Money is a tool primarily for saving. This is the most important feature and primary purpose of money and is why money has value. You begin using money when you save in it and you cease using money when you exchange it for a ham sandwich.

This is why Keynesians and midwits with limited cognitive ability do not and will never see the value of Bitcoin. In their limited minds spending is what is important and this is why they go on and on about nonsense metrics like GDP

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