Anonymous confession thread [REVEALED]

I can't fricking take it anymore. I see an image of a random reformist and then I see it, I fricking see it. It started as "Oh that looks kinda like the Deng guy, that's funny, that's a cool reference." But it kept going, I'd see a policy that looked like Dengism, I'd see an act that looked like Dengism, I'd see a bill that looked like Dengism. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words DENGIST ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh manically any time I see a reform in an manifesto. I can't fricking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fricking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of Dengism. Someone does something good and I can't say anything other than "Deng." I could watch a man tear down everything I love and all I would be able to say is "Dengism" and laugh like a fricking insane person. And the word "Reform" is ruined. The phrase "reformist ideology" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Dengism has destroyed my fricking life. I want to reform myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boring confession:

I have something very important that I’m supposed to be doing right now, but instead of doing it, I’m procrastinating.

Edit: I did the thing I was supposed to do.

I don't buy potty paper. I wipe my butthole clean with my hands.

You forgot the priest. It’s not a real confession thread until someone posts the priest.