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You have no job, you have no education, you have no future. Your entire existence is a net drain on everyone around you. This is by your own admission. Your one goal in life, your loftiest dream, is to guilt enough people so that the public discourse shifts enough that a plurality of individuals you won't interact with will pretend to recognize you as a woman. Something over 4 billion people are by default.

Your entire life revolves around being acknowledged by others as something that you can, by definition, never be. You exist solely in hopes of attaining validation for your genitals from others.

Notice that I am not insulting you in any way. I am repeating your own words, while adding perspective. This will surely offend you. You are offended by your own existence and no matter how many times you ping people to upmarsey you, none of this will change.

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:carpcrytalking#:

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have you seen the cutting gif? Man is one bad day from slit wrists that much is for sure

:#marseycutting:

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:#carpjannie2:

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no matter how many times you ping people to upmarsey you, none of this will change.

Carpathian projectionist

!cuteandvalid

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>google this

>find no sauce

uh oh carpbros... :marseyglancing:

don't get me wrong, this is a great rant that i will absolutely turn into a copypasta. but u mad tho.

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You have no idea how many pathetic sanctimonious notifications I get from him every day and how many r-slurred !pinggroup comments of his I have to scroll past as he desperately calls in support for internet fights he picks with people. This coupled with constant knowledge of his suicidal ideation, literal shrek-like appearance, the unemployment, the out and proud obsession with the fetish he's made into his one and only personality trait and lifestyle, it adds up. His roping wouldn't upset anyone including himself. I don't understand what he's waiting for.

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You have finally understood what :marseytrain2:s are lmao. Now imagine what it's like dealing with them in person. :marseyxd:

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I can think of no pod commodities, no VR barcade, no gourmet bugmeat, nothing, that would be enough to want to surround myself with these creatures.

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!slots109

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I moved a couple years ago for a lot of reasons but the desire to live in a place without :marseytrain2: swarms was not an insignificant factor.

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They ward off KFers, that's been enough for you so far.

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He's making fun of us and how we're hypocritical about the :marseytrain: menace. Don't tell me you read Carp complaining about attention whoring straight. :marseyxd:

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!slotsmb 5000

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Oh, you're making fun of transphobes. That's really mean, Carp.

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Saving Carp's reply because it's the perfect seethe copypasta.

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I think he's making fun of transphobes tbh. No way he lacks self awareness this hard.

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I think he's making fun of transphobes tbh. No way he lacks self awareness this hard.

:#marseyclueless:

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It's legitimately great. It should follow the YWNBAW pasta in many an online discussion.

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Great snappy quote

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!metashit

:marseytrain: vs :!carpsmug: slap fight currently unfolding :marseygossipshock:

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Never thought it would happen, but I am on team :marseytrain: this time

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:#marseyteaparty:

:#carptrophy:

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>HE DID THE TEAPARTY LOGO!

:marseysoypoint#:

!teaparty

BTW. if you ever should replace carp as the sitting chairman, you're next. JaBIPOC :marseyevilgrin: (Unless bribes, they work :!marseykaiser:)

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traitor

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Whom have I betrayed, squinting sir?

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idk i just wanted to be nosy

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>Nosy

>Jew of the east :marseyjewoftheorient:

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100 Dc says @ticktockelf wins over carp!

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!slots100

It's a tie :marseyitsoverwereback:

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We dont do ties here. We goomble :marseyitsrigged: until we win or lose!

!SLOTS100

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:#carpwereback:

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Frick I lost nvm im gay and hate this site!

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You're on

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:#marseynorm:

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Dawg this is embarrassing lmfao

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!metashit btw

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This ping group was the best idea ever

:marseyhighfive: :!marseyhighfive:

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Honestly :#marseyxd: :#marseycomradehandshake:

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:#taycelebrate: :#taywine2:

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:marseykneel:

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W ping group tbh

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Right? I don't think :marseychildclutch: there's ever been a better :marseysaulgoodman: one

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you legit just couldn't handle me of all people receiving more upmarseys than you for a handful of comments

sweaty, on this website we RESPECT the fish and it's our duty to make sure he always gets the most upmarseys :marseynails:

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i really thought one of the founders of this website would have thicker skin

maybe carp is just a :marseytrain: in denial? (aka the carpathian hypothesis) :marseyschizonotes:

tbh only a :marseytrain: can be of such genius to run this website ihmo so it kinda makes sense to be self-loathing

WE LOVE YOU CARP

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Maybe he's jealous but there's also something fundamentally wrong with that situation

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