Irregular Confession Thread

Im a horrible parasite who uses being le heckkin cute femboy to steal attention love and attention from people yo cope with being an emotionless desexed neurodivergent mentally broken loser irl. If anyone here saw me irl you find me awfully boring, quiet, and annoying if we do actually get close. There is a reason everyone keeps me at an arms length irl. Also stimming is a lot more off putting to people than you think it would be and people just pretend to not be repulsed to be polite.

I felt huge rage this month. My pay pig asked me to delay rent to next month, so she could pay invoice going to collections. So i asked her to show me her card purchases this month which was much larger than the rent and included bunch of frivolous spending. I just told her to return the shit and do chargebacks

My first car accident I hit a nun

sometimes jesus christ visits me in my dreams, I take turns on him with other bbcs

after we dump our loads in his bussyhole, we strangle him and throw his body to a ditch

amen

I can only give a confession to an ordained priest.

This is Hodor btw.

I'm not actually black

I love this petite anime woman that I cannot post because images are not working

my whole life is coom focused including nowadays most of my work

nobody knows other than a few ex gfs who are now probably wondering why they did all that weird s*x stuff with a guy they no longer feel anything towards

The ability to change your username is incredibly r-slurred

might have to euthanize

I've been profoundly successful in my life, in part through luck and in part due to pure ambition and effort, but this success feels more and more fragile as I get older. A single slip and I have a long way to fall, with no real ropes or safety nets. This increasingly tortures me.

I had some of that Maruchan Ramen the other day and it was delicious.

Test

I have never used potty paper

I was able to ejaculate without touching myself or watching porn, by focusing really hard on a daydream where Hunter Schafer eats me

Seeing how degenerate, gross, mentally ill, and pornsick the average gay dude is making me want to give up that lifestyle entirely and find some tradwife to start a family with. I regret falling down the rabbit hole. Chuds were right about gay marriage.

I wasn't lying when I said I was an elected official. I am not very important, but I do have quite a bit of power. There's dramanauts here who know what I am.

i have never had s*x - sexmaster b-word

@Elizabeth is a cutie

traps with small wieners are not hot. also the whole peepee cage thing is weird. also genital hair is not a bad thing. also there's a such thing as weird looking buttholes/vaginas. also

My life is going really well and I may be going to medical school later in life than is normal. I'm really excited and working hard to make something of myself.

At work, we have storage rooms next to every boiler room. I go in there to sit down and relax sometimes. Twice i really had to shit but i knew I'd never make it to a toliet. So i took an empty paint bucket and shit in that.

I need to rope.

I dont like anyone on this site at all and when i use i mean it unironically

Radiohead is my favorite band, closely followed by Modest Mouse. A lot of people seem to hate Radiohead these days, not sure why. I also really only like to listen to In Rainbows, Kid A, and OK Computer, but their other albums have some great tracks as well.