lmao I'd explain but I'm twittified
vampires can't see themselves in the mirror
- 36
- 13
Top Poster of the Day:
J
Current Registered Users: 25,692
BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS SITE GUIDE DIRECTORY Emojis & Art | Info Megathreads HOLES PING GROUPSCURRENT EVENTS:
Find Rightoid Drama
500 mbux per post, no limit/h/kappa Monthly Tournament
fighting vidya - Soku 12.3 | 10k+ prize pool | April 27thDrama: any incident, scene, gaffe, rumor, opinion, or disagreement that is blown entirely out of proportion.
Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.
Rules:
- Asking to see who saved comments/posts=1 day ban
- You must be 18 or older to view this site.
- NO RIGHTWING AGENDAPOSTING.
- Discord users will be banned on sight.
- Don't post anything illegal.
- No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
- No doxxing.
- Using alts to game dramacoin will get you banned.
- Supporting free speech is an immediate ban.
- Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
- Absolutely NO homophobia, transphobia or furphobia.
- Absolutely NO misgendering.
- Absolutely NO antisemitism.
- Absolutely NO vaccine misinformation.
- You are encouraged to post drama you are involved in.
- You are encouraged to brigade in bad faith.
- You are encouraged to gaslight, to gatekeep, above all else, to girlboss.
- Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.
Related subreddits:
πππ«π© π°π¨π³ ππ«π
Live commit: ba2e18b
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
vampires can't see themselves in the mirror
they don't even know they're dead
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
You should longpost in Twitter form. Just write a top-level comment and keep replying it to continue your post.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
that certainly works better than replying in sequence, but it's too coherent
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
no shit r-slur the whole point is that they don't show up in mirrors at all
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Not quite true. Mirrors in olden days used silver as a reflective backing and silver is a "pure" metal that wouldn't reflect evil things like vampires. Modern mirrors use aluminum as a reflective backing and a vampire's reflection would show in it.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Truly, we have fallen to degenerate perversions of our ancient crafts in these modern times.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Complaining about financial vampires is for people who are too dumb to understand the purpose of other people's jobs
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jobs which should be automated. I understand their purpose.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Exiting the Vampire Castle.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
You know, I didn't realize you and @Intervention were different people until today
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Me too. I think theyβre fraternal twins.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
blame @Dad I been twittified
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Imagine you see in the mirror a self driving car getting closer and closer to you, hunting you relentlessly through the streets.
Then you turn around and realise it's only a vampire, whew.
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
they feed with lawsuits 7/7
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
lmao it just becomes gibberish maybe I am just GPT
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
financial vampires 6/x
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
or so you might call it 5/x
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
and the power-hungry vampires who rule our kind 4/x
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
the generational turnover 3/x
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
our main problem is only those our ancestors shared 2/x
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
self driving car sure is getting closer 1/x
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Prostate havers, in my opinion are degenerate genetically. I can forgive them for being stupid.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context