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)? Take a photograph of your spread to qualify for a LIMITED badge offer.
This badge will certify you as a provider.
A high value woman (male) among a sea of pretenders.
If your spread is shit, you will still earn the badge. I might make fun of you though.
It has to be a spread.
Ramen noodles & doritos are not a spread, cook a turkey.
Store bought turkey is okay, because that's the world we live in.
EDIT - if you're not American and are that upset by not getting this badge just cook a spread of whatever weird shit you guys eat. Give me a picture of your glazed harvest rat meal. Whatever.
EDIT 2 - a 'spread' is an arrangement of delicious foods to be shared with friends & family. Usually involves cheese plates. I don't care if your family tradition is to eat spaghetti-O's and raccoon, goose, whatever. As long as it isn't another sad-boy meal for 1, eaten out of the same plastic you microwaved it in.
If you're forever alone AND badge obsessed might I recommend homeless shelters? They always do a spread for the holidays.
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Rosemary lemon cacio e pepe, braised short rib, mashed taters, caramelized onions, assorted carrots from braising. Not pictured: tiramisu and baked brie with pear.
Excuse the shitty yellow lighting of choice at my parentsβ.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Yowza, that sounds good.
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Thanks, unfortunately my parents are getting a lil old and donβt cook much anymore so they had absolutely no utensils or ingredients I needed so I bought all the ingredients today π¬
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Looks like you knocked it outta the park, though.
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review: we see here a meal for a family afraid of textures
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Review: I decided to travel home for Thanksgiving at the last moment and picked up what I could at Whole Foods.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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