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Now_and_Klen She/Her Frick you, that's my name!  2yr ago (text post) 357 thread views #4599
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All of these people not only failed to upvote Me but in fact actively downvoted Me; I hereby demand that they all be banned and also arrested under the Lolcow Protection Act of 1897

As a lolcow these downvotes are VERY disruptive to my ongoing efforts to milk lolmilk out of my lolteats for your consumption, ban them immediately or I will be FORCED to go on lolstrike and cease ALL production of fresh lols.

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neighbor there is a difference between being a lolcow and being an annoying strag

also you didn't reply to me so ill tell you here that you that you are a fatass and will be a fatty until you hit 180

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Can I cite you as another authority so that when people (like you) get assblasted at Me for hurting their feelings and try to cover it by calling Me a lolcow, I can tell them I am officially not one and you are in fact required to downvote Me to air your rampant butthurt?

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im downvoting u because your not funny, and I dont care what you do fatty your not a lolcow and anybody who says you are is wrong.

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Based, thank.

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true.

also downvoted

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I have forwarded your name and home address to the Lolcow Police, expect a lengthy prison stay in your future.

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>He doesn't have a zuk kc

Why would you advertise your RSN and show your shame to the world?

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why would i do zuk (on these nuts) for infernal when i already have trimmed music cape

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What the frick is an rsn

Is it degenerate g*mer shit

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yes

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nah

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r00d

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You're not a lolcow, you're a pretentious little butthole. You're not even funny.

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I don't give a frick how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fricking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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