EFFORTPOST [Effort Post] The official rdrama guide to WARDAWG

Preface: sorry if it's a bit scatter brained in places. I had to cobble this together from a KF thread and a Mad at the Internet stream so I jumped around a lot while writing. This guy is someone you really do need to see/hear for the full effect, but most of the videos have been deleted.

What is a WARDAWG, you ask? Allow me to enlighten you on a fun schizo, I learned about today. Wardawg is a father, rapper, eccentric Twitch streamer, meth enthusiast/salesman, and sometimes homeless man. He was thrust into a relative spotlight when he sent Null at the Kiwi Farms a baffling e-mail entitled WARDAWG: "LEGAL!! READ OR YOU ARE IN LEGAL DANGER" in 2018 in which he even doxes himself.

HELLO. PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE MESSAGE AS IT HAS CRUCIAL INFORMATION.

WARDAWG IS FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE.COM HE HAS MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBED ASSIGNED BY KMS AND HE HAS A A VEXXED VIDEO

NEWS: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3874510/Poison-Ivy-admirer-streams-carving-flesh-knife.html NEWS: https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/85819...re-edating-relationship-as-it-blows-up-online

WORK WITH US NULL MOON. WILL WE GIVE YOU NICE REWARDS.

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!!! THIS IS A MESSAGE TO NULL MOON AND ALSO ALL USERS OF VISITORS ON KIWIFARMS.COM !!!

THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT HAS JUST LANDED ON KIWIFARMS. I AM THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT. THIS MESSAGE WAS ASSIGNED BY THE ALIEN GOD VIA THE WIRELINE:

"WARDAWG IS FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE.COM WARDAWG HAVE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS. WARDAWG WAS ASSIGNED BY THE HACKER GOD KMS TO TAKE OVER YOUTUBE.

WARDAWG IS THE SOLE CREATOR OF ISIS. GO LISTEN TO THE ISIS THEME SONG. I DONT REMEMBER WHAT IT SCALLED. SWORD SOMETHING. I DONT SPEAK ALLAH FRICK B-WORD IT SAYS IN THE SONG AT 5 SECONDS IN AND THROUGH OUT IN ENGLISH WORDS "WARDAWG WILL BE DADDY" AND THE REST IS IN THE ISIS LANGUAGE. ITS BEAUTIFUL. WARDAWG WILL BE DADDY.

WE OWN THE INTERNET AND ITS GOT MY PEEPEE WET.

WARDAWG IS THE TRUE HACKER GOD. 1000S OF BITCOIN EVERY DAY. HE HAS A BOTNET WITH MILLIONS OF SLAVES.

WARDAWG CREATED ISIS! LISTEN TO SALEEL AL SAWARIN

WARDAWG WAS FOUND AS A BABY IN BRAZIL WITH GUNS FOOD AND AMMUNITION."

http://wardawg.stream/ (http://archive.md/zHJuO) http://wardawg.stream/religion/home.html (http://archive.md/6Wp3n)

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THANK YOU

NATHAN CRANE (WARDAWG HACKER GOD) 1407 W NORTH ST BELLINGHAM, WA 98225-2746 (360) 218-5543 [email protected]

https://kiwifarms.net/members/neighbor-nate.29244/ https://youtube.com/channel/UCgyEoEw7AXN8NxWK7PDd14g (http://archive.fo/4Q51Z) https://youtube.com/channel/UCIPmr_09RNFAvnx0HC3EDGw (http://archive.fo/uuqrl)

REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS PLEASE. I TRUST YOU.

http://wardawg.stream/kiwi.html (http://archive.md/Ea6BW)

Null then proceeded to learn about WARDAWG on a livestream (about the first hour or so), and as you may have guessed, he discovers the person might be a little unhinged. This is going to be the source for a lot of my claims, I'll include timestamps to the good bits at the bottom. He desperately tries to get WARDAWG on the stream, but it's eventually found that WARDAWG was in jail for selling meth.

RAPS/STREAMS

In this stream he professes his love for me and raps. He announces he's an alien God, the Muhammad of the West, and has a plan to put everyone in a supercomputer.

-Null

I told you he was a rapper. Here's a sampling of his work, this is the official thread theme, btw. Anotha one. From the things I've listened to, there are some common themes that frequently come up when he's freestyling including, being gay, being straight, sucking peepees, being a hacker, DDoSing and masturbating with other dudes. The fact that he was ever married and is a bit of an enigma. He more often than not is streaming without a shirt if he's at home. He also does that weird schizo thing where he has tons of different channels. When not rapping he frequently talks about having millions of subscribes, despite this never having been the case. Despite this headcannon, he has frequently made videos begging larger channels to platform him and his particular brand of content, which also includes short videos dedicated to every one of his subscribers. Making Null just another one in line.

His antics got quite crazy. He would stream on twitch, sometimes naked (he did naked jumping jacks), and every time he got banned he would just set up a new account and would be back in minutes. He set his couch on fire for the sake of views, he claims he gets swatted and involuntarily commited for this; he also claims "I got my peepee sucked in the mental ward). He carved women's names into his arm with a kitchen knife during a skype or groomercord call. He stomped through his actual trash pile of a house breaking shit. He also promised to write the names of users who lure new people to groomercord on his head in sharpie. He would spam pictures of his face/peepee in his groomercord. He would also write and record poems for e-girls he simped for. In addition to all of that he would title his rap songs stuff like this- "WARDAWG THE CHILD HYMEN BREAKER PT. 2" on his channel "Wardawg The Pedafile Lord".

He eventually tries to transition to IRL streaming (this is the libertarian clip, btw) during the homeless arc and also begs Ice Posideon let him live and stream with him. He begins to talk about KMS, some sort of godly entitity that he is or co-inhabits his body with him. It gets to the point where he'll reference it in conversations with others and expect them to know what the frick that means.

LIFE/LEGAL ISSUES

He's accused of having a history of Simping/Groomercord grooming girls. There's apparently a video out there where he admits to being a libertarianphile, but the video was lost to live leak. [Here's a video with his kid] in which he sends his kid to ask his mom if she's done rolling a joint, he then beats his wife. He has of course OD'ed. Weed and meth pipes can sometimes be spotted in his videos. When he's not homeless, his living conditions are typically... sqular, which completes the depressing ethos around the man. There's a picture of him pre-meth which confirms that he somehow managed to get fat while sustaining his meth addiction. Like many cows, he naturally found his thread and managed to get jannied to the point where I could only see people pinging or replying to his posts.

Legally speaking he's got convictions for Theft 3rd degree, Possession of stolen mail, and Forgery; as well as arrests for 4th degree assault and first degree malicious mischief. He of course managed to break his probation. It was later revealed that one of the terms of his probation was to stay off the internet, which he ignored like an r-slur. Even later it's revealed that his parents turned him in for it!

TIMESTAMPS FROM MAD AT THE INTERNET STREAM

6:34- Guy talking about him carving names into his arm; also contains the story of him getting naked on stream, losing a sharpie in his butt, and doing jumping jacks.

16:40- showing one of his channels with his various poems/raps

17:36- Sampling of a poem "Tessa the Queen", this is the one he says he's not gay in

20:56 His website is revealed

21:30 Him tearing his shirt off and smashing shit as "destructo", if you only watch one clip of him, this is the one. Look at how fricking messy his house is.

24:45 more of his site that seems to be trying to give you a seizure

27:17 Another rap with the visible weed and meth pipe, he is gay in this rap

31:18 Him begging Ice Poisedon, reveals he's homeless. barely blinks. Claims to be a hacker, threatens ice poisedon

35:00 begging his followers to get him more followers

38:14 He shaved his eyebrows off. This has something to do with reddit, more rapping.

44:26 Him interacting with police during an IRL stream

49:09 continuation of that video from 6:34, more talk about cutting initials into his arm.

71:51 Him interacting with another homless junkie

If this is of any interest to you, definitely check out some chunks of that livestream. This man is an absolute treasure.