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I lied on my Tax Return. What are the chances I'm gonna get audited and assraped

I made about $14k USD last year. I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k) but due to the wash sale rule I couldn't even get the max $3k deduction. So for my crypto stuff I just lied by filing as a single statement instead of a summary of statements, added the deposits together as the cost basis, then added the withdrawals together as the proceeds. So I now have the max $3k capital loss deduction.

Because I'm a poorcel, surely they won't find out. Right? All this did was increase my refund by about $200 USD.

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Is this bait? I mean are you even doxxable here? Like is your account connected to your name in any way? I'm just asking.

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no its not bait. I'm serious. I don't think it's tied to my identity. I've referenced the state I lived in though, but I just removed all references to it in my post history.

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I mean it's fine. Would the IRS really stalk an r-slured cat drama website for 200 bucks? If it got accepted I'm pretty sure the case is closed. Not really sure how the IRS totally works.

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No, dude. Stop panicking over a near-zero chance. An asteroid cracking the Earth in two has a higher a chance than all of your IRS and dox concerns. Seriously!

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