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I thought the queen appointed a new warden every 3 decades or so. What's all this nonsense about democratic elections? Lmao
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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Yas Kween!
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God save your Queen lol
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So happy I moved to America, that country is a frickin joke lmfao. Australia labor/Liberal are two of the most useless, moderate parties I have ever seen, just absolutley no beliefs or will to do anything except extremely gay shit like internet censorship 2 stop the heckin bullying.
that country is goin nowhere fast.
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Yeah pretty much...
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Hopefully the burgers notice bro
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the burgers love me actually.
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U aight rooboy
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I like how the burger election dominates world news for months and I'm just now learning about the Australian election, even sat at the bar last night with an Aussie, didn't mention it once.
So with that, are you guys gonna vote the tyrant's out?
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the secret is nobody cares about politics here generally and if someone does its a quick way to identify that they are a loser (leftoids) or r-slur (rightoids)
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Based and independentpilled
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Registering your political preference with the government seems fricked in comparison.
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No one cares about politics which is why our government gets to shit on us constantly, the average Australian is an alcoholic dumb r-slur whose only goal in life is to get on the piss and watch TV. Average 100 iq and below nation.
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Aussies sound pretty awesome
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Considering I made this thread last night while drunk itβs a pretty accurate depiction of Aussies
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yeah and how is that working out for ya? I wish I could spend my live in Australia, nobody ever said.
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it's cause theres no drama in aussieland, both parties are lead by empty suits
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I voted Labor but I kind of hope the Liberals win because redditors will lose their shit
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Yeah if libs win we get lefty seethe, if Labor wins I guess I'll have to pay more taxes
Not too fussed either way though
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tbh neither can sink a yard glass in about ten seconds, what's the point?
I miss the days when we had a competitive drinker in government
or when keating would get on the radio and abuse the shit out of callers who disagreed with him
no PM has ever beaten keating for being r-slurred and dramapilled
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Good old Bob hawke what a legend
Abbot was a close contender in the r-slur department lol
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abbott was just r-slurred but god bless him, what a guy
every stupid thought he ever had came right out his mouth, none of the 'I don't recall' shit of other politicians
I still miss the time he couldnt think of anything to say and he just stared at the journo for like 30 seconds while nodding like an autist
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Didnβt he say that housewives do all the ironing in Australia? That triggered so many people lol. Based Abbott telling all women to get back into the house and do all the work
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just getting back to this while drunk as is tradition, but agreed the 2013-2015 years will always live forever in my heart as hilarious
The Joe Hockey "the poorest people either don't have cars or actually don't drive" comment was particularly hilarious, especially cos coming from a Western Victorian he's absolutely correct, the crackheads and the NEETS walk or bus everywhere
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Kinda tapped out on our politics atm, not much drama happening
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Knighting Phil the Greek was a gigabased policy that I wish we kept
Although though I don't mind Albanese I hope Dutton gets up at the next election just cos the prospect of a wartime PM Dutton is completely dramapilled- in the first few months of Border Force before they pulled it back a bit I saw them at Bruny Island Lighthouse, top keks
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sometimes you need to pay a little more to be entertained
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Why do they wear teabags on their hats?
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They are corks and the swinging keeps the flys away lol. What a country.
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seems like something I'd come up with while hammered.
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i have a better idea
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if I told you who I really wanted to show up to parliament next week it'd be considered fedposting
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Brenton Tarrant?
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The Antipodeans are getting spicy.
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Frick yeah!!!
Pay rise on Monday, no more floods, no bushfires, climate changed solved.
Or how the man who doesn't know his own policies wont be able to hold his own standards.
Very excited, Lotsa drama inbound
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Voted labor cos the liberals have been in for 10 years straight and have done frick all
Also put my second preference to Clive Palmers party cos his annoying youtube ads brainwashed me and itβs hilarious he thinks he can stand up to China despite 90% of his wealth stemming from Chinese investment and sales
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I was hoping for a Scomo win just for the pure seethe on /r/australia it would have generated.
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Last election was amazing, they had petitions to kick QLD out of the union lol
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it literally does not matter who wins this election, Labor and Liberal have had basically the same policies this campaign.
Scomo's a frickwit though so I'm glad he's out and everybody can go back to grilling, even though him winning would cause more seethe
and why yes I did vote independent this election, how could you tell?
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people seethe about scomo doin nuffin, but tbh that's what I like about him
but yeah both parties are more than happy to cooperate to do dumb shit that no one actually wants like this gay glowie shit
tldr can take over any of your online accounts, can add, modify or delete data on your devices/accounts, can monitor any network they "suspect" a criminal of using
was also a thing a while ago where the gov can basically force any aus IT worker to add backdoors to software and they have to do it and can't tell anyone or they go to jail
nanny state
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lol, those woke-butt government workers are gonna count that as a vote.
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That was actually my friend that did this. I gave them 2nd preference, nothing would bring better mayo sneed than an indigenous party in parliament.
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Imagining everyones accents in this thread is making me laugh.
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Oy frick youse c*nt
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as somebody who just got the greens in power: you idiots. You imbeciles. R-slurs. Scum.
God forgive them not, cause they know what they do.
t. Commie
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Uap is the most dramatic party
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...where?
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No one because I don't live in Austria
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Thats not a real country
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I live there (here) and can confirm neither the country nor myself are real.
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going out on the piss, dont care
im in one of the safest lib seats anyway
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Look the only reason I know of it is because Iβm enrolled in a marginal seat (even though Iβm not legally meant to be in that place but the AEC lady didnβt give a shit) so I got drunk in front of a tv showing election coverage, gonna be dramatic either way
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What marginal seat?
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What's a marginal seat and where do I go to dox @fine_wesome with this information?
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Pls donβt take advantage of drunk me
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Oh it's like a swing vote thingy, I thought you were running for a position or something
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Fiine itβs [REDACTED]
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vic-cel
my condolences
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62-46 Labor leading the coalition, 76 senate seats required to form majority government. Still too close to call but it's looking closer than I expected at this point
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ABC is projecting the election for the Labor party, big swing to independants. Even If they don't get majority government they will still have support from cross bench/greens
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That'd be best for drama. Albo doesnt seem strong enough to keep his own crazies in line, let alone crazies who have the power to end his government. Max drama outcome
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while I appreciate drama, I'd prefer it to at least not frickin ruin the place where I live
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Frick it, who cares? They can only really tinker at the edges anyway or if it goes real bad then it's comeuppance for all the wanking.
Buckle up, buckeroo, fun times ahead
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labor state govs have spent the last 2 years sticking their fingers in every hole I've got, and now we're probably gonna see it at a federal level
all I want is the gubbamint to frick off
god I frickin hate politicians
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Ok ngl Dan trying to mandate a third dose and vaccines passes and shit was fricked, hence why I left Godβs country of Victoria
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Nah, think of the koalas!
Just learn I to it, everything scomos fault is gone. Think of the list of worries washed away!
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do you know when all the postal votes will be counted? probably heaps of them
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Not sure about postal won't be happening tonight though. they are about to start counting pre poll votes from early this week, which is about 1/3 of the total votes counted. That might change it up a bit.
Edit: postal votes to be counted tomorrow afternoon
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Morriscels coping
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Australia?
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Well I'm telling you I'm not mad, I couldn't give a single frick if you believe me or not. Your opinion means literally less than nothing to me lol. But, so what what if I was mad? So fricking what? Aren't people allowed to be mad about shit?
You're probably some shit-kid that thinks they're 'too cool' to show emotions, so you just go through life expressing 'neutral' reactions to shit you love or hate.
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