You will never be tall.
You will never be tall. You have no sexual appeal, you have no respect from your peers, and you have no masculinity. You are a genetic failure twisted by cope and sneed into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “female attention” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your minuscule appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out manlets with incredible efficiency. Even manlets who fake “confidence” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your lack of bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second you take off your platform shoes.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself your hitting a late growth spurt, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and jump off your step stool. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your height, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a manlet is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably short.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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They targeted g*mers. G*mers.
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It's worse than that Snappy: they targeted landlords.
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That’s it. I’m gonna start charging you guys rent. No more freebies. I’m gonna be the first Dramacoin millionaire 🤑
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I might be a little uh…. short this month sir.
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You should charge people dramacoins to visit your profile.
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I will
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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We've been over this. He isn't actually short
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Neighbors just jealous that they’re too neurodivergent to even talk to a foid and here I am partying with one they’ve jacked off to at least 100 times
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I would not ever waste one drop of my precious semen on this chestlet.
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You would if you could but you can’t
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All you did was stand next to a whore bro
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That’s what you think
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It is
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Hey just because I've jacked off to her dozens of times doesn't mean I wouldn't party with her
@Transgender_spez
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Here is LL's waifu standing alongside 🧅🏀 pornographic performer Joss Lescalf. As you can see Monsieur Lescalf is about the same amount taller than her as LL is in the above photo. Joss Lescalf is only 5'6" which is pretty fricking short, frankly. Lucky he has such a big peepee: I'm willing to bet LL is not so blessed.
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What even is this ho's name?
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Her name is Blue Waffle. Make sure you turn safe search off before you Google her.
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Neighbor I was sending people blue waffle links 5 years ago. Next you're gonna tell me her real name is tubgirl..
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Imagine bragging about being years late on a meme
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Riley Reid (Trigger warning: titlet and an asslet)
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This is horrific manletphopia. I literally can't even.
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Calm down, it's not that big of an issue
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I've never been more angry.
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Manletphobia is the same as transphobia.
WWMLD?
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I heard that LLM shrank by 2 inches over the past 5 months. Sad!
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