UPDATE: my niece goes to school in Texas. This is a middle school and the teacher’s subject is Math. For some reason she had the kids watching Hidden Figures. Upon explaining hiring practices in the past this teacher told a classroom full of children that “we didn’t like to hire…

— dominicanne hathaway (@hennytwote) May 16, 2024

US Congressmen: 90% of US fighter jets in the Western Pacific will be destroyed within hours of a US-China conflicts by missiles. The military bases being mentioned are those in Japan, S Korea, Guam and Northern Marianas.

The Congressmen got wind that China has satellites above… pic.twitter.com/3bRXhMnpYy

— Ignis Rex (@Ignis_Rex) May 16, 2024

>America built just 22 hardened air shelters in the whole Pacific theater

Wtf man. I saw 5-6 in a single forward field on China border on our side in a vid, how are the leaders in precise munitions not aware how bad a missile volley from a great power can be. Its just pouring some concrete on a steel structure too, you'd think 850B$ a year would buy you that much at least. And this is after 10 years of signalling rivalry with China

Marjorie Taylor Greene ROASTING AOC is the highlight of the night so far 🤣

AOC: “She has to apologize”

MTG: “I’m not apologizing. Why don’t you debate me?”

AOC: “That’s self evident”

MTG: “Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence”

🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/XBFuIxx9QY

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) May 17, 2024

Fight fight fight:

Previous exchange:

she's a little bit out of his league tbh she could do a lot better

All core systems are now on https://t.co/bOUOek5Cvy pic.twitter.com/cwWu3h2vzr

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 17, 2024

You find the wildest shit browsing their delivery apps. They also eat potatos stuffed with tuna.

Anyone wanna tell her? pic.twitter.com/s5bcWLs8OV

— Moff (@Moff_Unplugged) May 15, 2024

Since testers started sharing Deadlock screenshots all over the place, here's ones I can verify, featuring one of the heroes called Grey Talon. pic.twitter.com/KdZSRxObSz

— ‎Gabe Follower (@gabefollower) May 17, 2024

what's the anarchist commune in copenhagen most known for? selling drugs, which is capitalism.

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https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1791106330075201905

https://stonetoss.com/comic/mr-birchutzpah/

!familyman

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They say Etsy's on a death spiral, so the time to make posts about Etsy is now.

You ever type "curse" into Etsy?

Sometimes this kind of witchshit shows up on Etsy, regardless of if you're looking for it. It's way too common

Let's look into the $80 digital download "death spell"

🌟 DISCLAIMER 🌟

LEGAL DISCLAIMER (ETSY MAKES ME PUT THIS HERE):

Etsy requires me to state that all spells are for entertainment purposes only.

I do not offer refunds or exchange. All sales are final.

In keeping with both Etsy's guidelines and the law, tarot readings, spells and other paranormal items may only be sold for entertainment purposes. We frame all of the spell-related digital items we sell as “spell kits” which help guide you to explore manifestation, this is a tangible digital product. In addition, we are not responsible for anything that may or may not occur.

This person paid probably $100 to have a witch curse them into being a millionare

why are there so many

when you search "blessing" instead of curse

There's not so much, and most things are self serving. Bless your own career. Bless ur house. Get a soulmate blessing (which will make your soulmate extra attracted to you).

and a bible verse about blessings... a lot of listings for "blessing" are just bible passages on canvases

The bracelets are this thing where you're supposed to use each pearl to knowledge a different blessing in your life.

...aint many witches and wizards selling services to bless a random target.

Im an r-slur but they're evil or something.

This is listed under the tag "blessing"

"Win custody, avoid punishment, remove legal stress"

"navigating LAWSUITS, avoiding PENALTIES, and even sidestepping SPEEDING TICKETS."

wtf

Not seeing many spells for blessing an arbitrary target, even though there is hundreds for killing and cursing them (which get tons of sales)

"The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. " - John 10:10