Okay not all of these are real but the one 2/3rds through the video is

If you honestly think it's a gator then you are dumber than I look

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— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) March 1, 2024

The Diddy lawsuit opens up a whole new angle on MICHAEL JACKSON’S death and life story.

The more you look into the music industry, the more you see this weird pattern.

Everyone who steps out of line and starts speaking out about how artists are treated- about how executives… pic.twitter.com/OjpXdjurvs

— Ian Carroll (@Cancelcloco) March 4, 2024

1- Fearsome critters

This covers a few different ones but I feel I can lump these together. Fearsome critter stories stared within American logging camps as a way to haze new members and as a way to explain natural phenomena (loggers going missing late at night, strange sounds in the forests, having to be drunk on the job).

Some of them are maneaters and some of them mostly harmless but all are super wacky looking.

The hugag is my favorite

He's like a moose-camel-duck

2-Selkies

Selkies are creatures that can shapeshift between human and seal. Stories of this legend come mostly from Scotland, Ireland, the Faroe islands, and Iceland. A Selkie sheds their seal skin when they turn human and can only turn into a seal again with it. A lot of stories revolve around creepy moids waiting for selkies to turn into a human so that they can steal their seal skin and forcefully marry them. Real moid moment

I like the theory that the story of Selkies started when Finnish, Sami, and eskimos came into contact with the Scottish and they simply believed them to be a whole other species.

3- Set animal

The Ancient Egyptian God Set was identified with this guy

There's not much else to say other than that they made up a whole new kind of animal.

I've seen spooks. Spooks you wouldn't believe. Spooks you would, but I can't tell them to you because of ritual purity.

But this space has been sanctified, even in jest, even in mild ways. Perhaps we can part the veil in small ways, and speak to each other as humans, friends, and lovers, if not both.

AMA.

After the Solar Eclipse, Billions of Cicadas Are Coming amid Rare Double Brood.

Brood XIII and Brood XIX are set to emerge during the same spring for the first time in 221 years.

A few weeks after the April 8 solar eclipse, two broods of periodical cicadas will emerge, and… pic.twitter.com/gQvyGjroaF

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) April 2, 2024

The skitzo are loving it.

You’re exploring at night and you see this…

What do you do? 😳 pic.twitter.com/sLdRZBvd89

— Clips For You 🔥 (@ForYouClips) February 11, 2024

Pay attention to the real threat.

42,000 years ago, when the magnetic field 'broke,' it caused a massive extinction event and severe climate change.

Today, the Earth's magnetic field is rapidly decreasing, the pole shift speed is increasing, and we are noticing extreme changes… pic.twitter.com/xlVMIVULPV

— Open Minded Approach (@OMApproach) May 4, 2024

SOURCE? I need a source. Eye witness source now:

Lol wut:

Line up with my balls too tho so....

God these people love to longpost:

!schizomaxxxers

Radiocarbon dating is presented in pop science as a magical technique where you just point your tricorder at old stuff and it tells you exactly how old it is and it's 100% reliable. In fact it's really complicated. The level of carbon-14 in the atmosphere changes year to year and also seasonally. If the sample was ever immersed in water that can change it. It's not very precise for archaeology as anything recent you'll get a range of a couple centuries.

The biggest problem is finding the right sample to test. It can tell you when living tissue died. The problem is, you're probably trying to figure out how old an inanimate object like a building or statue is. So you have to do it indirectly, testing something like a bit of charcoal that you found nearby that you believe dates back to the same time as the object you care about. It's easy to make a mistake and test material from a totally different time.

Our enterprising r-slur just ignored all these difficulties. He decided that some hill in Indonesia is a pyramid built in the ice age or some shit to fit in with whatever Graham Hanpeepee is peddling. So he just randomly tested bits of mud from the hill until he found something 8,000 years old and claimed that his "pyramid" is really old. Who needs truth when fantasy is more fun?