https://twitter.com/ShadowofEzra/status/1775136985906053454
After the Solar Eclipse, Billions of Cicadas Are Coming amid Rare Double Brood.
— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) April 2, 2024
Brood XIII and Brood XIX are set to emerge during the same spring for the first time in 221 years.
A few weeks after the April 8 solar eclipse, two broods of periodical cicadas will emerge, and… pic.twitter.com/gQvyGjroaF
The skitzo are loving it.
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It'd be funnysad if all of these stories were being deliberately made up in order to drive potential schizos off the cliff of sanity they were desperately grasping onto.
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They barely overlap, so unfortunately a nothingburger.
The southern one is a large brood by itself, so does cause stuff, but they aren't combining forces.
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All the crops are going to be eaten with the mouths those cicadas don't have
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He's coming back
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YALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND.
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Prepare yourself
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Are these the same species? Will they crossbreed and create a new brood-schedule that is out of whack?
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it would be funny if they could rarely succesfully crossbreed and like 3 got born and woke up at the wrong time
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I always knew deep down that the apocalypse would come from St. Louis, MO
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if there's one thing I know about judgment day, it's that it's predictable months in advance by people that don't care about the bible using methods that have nothing to do with religion
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Rooster bros, it's time to feast
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apparently my aunt, who is hardxcore in to every fricking conservative conspiracy that's posted online, says the democrats are going to shut off the electricity during the eclipse and say it was solar flares as a way to cancel the election so trump can't win.
when the vaccines came out she said every single person who got the vaccine was going to die exactly 2 years after getting it, because
all the animals they tested on died exactly 2 years later. 
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TBH that's a plausible enough scenario at this point, considering how reality itself has apparently decided to go batshit crazy over the course of the past decade.
If you had told me back in 2012 that Trump will be our next President and that many Gen Zers would become full-on holocaust deniers thanks to a Chinese spyware app, I would've laughed you out of the room. Now I know that I know nothing, therefore the sky's the limit.
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Wouldn't put it past the dumbocraps to do this. They know they're gonna lose
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Please don't call Democrats dumbocraps it's triggering
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they'd do it if it was a good/effective idea but its not so they won't
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of course you would believe this
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Open your mind and see the truth, sheep.
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ok. if it happens i'll delete my rdrama account. if it doesn't you delete yours.
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No because WWG1WGA
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so you know it won't happen
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I thought you were like 70 years old you have a living aunt?
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i'm only 70 on the inside
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Is your aunt cute?
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All these schizos are gonna be disappointed when they have to back to waging the next morning anyway
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Y2K all over again
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Roman numerals are SO FRICKING GAY!!!!
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Oh god oh frick...not the broodpocolypse!!
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It's like the honkening but less loud, which makes it worse!
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I don't like cicadas. They're crunchy and sticky and get everywhere.
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Snapshots:
https://twitter.com/ShadowofEzra/status/1775136985906053454:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Nailed it
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My thoughts exactly, snappy
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