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lmao, if the warlords don't get him the mosquitos will
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Why are they downmarseying? This man should clearly be encouraged to go!
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shouldn't they get the vaccine before ebola and not after it?
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You thought this was a clever statement but it wasn't.
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y-y-yes it was :(
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Obviously he's being obtuse with his response, but I'd be interested to see the statistics with health outcomes when comparing those that contracted Ebola with those that received two mrna shots.
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The ebola death rate is like 40%, I seriously hope you're trolling
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And everyone who got the clotshot WILL die, a 100% death rate
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He isn't trolling.
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Still better than the 100% chance to have an neurodivergent kid the vax gives you
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But then how will we get new dramatards?
(OC joke pls don't steal)
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Tbf we aren't allowed to know the mrna death rate. Not saying it's that high, but my only point is that we don't know.
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Remember when the Johnson & Johnson vaccine had to be put on pause after it caused one death out of almost a million?
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To think it was the least dangerous of the experimental vaccines, well other than the sino vaxx which I believe was a dead virus vaxx(so safest of all)
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How was it the least dangerous? AFAIK it was the most dangerous, hence why it had to be pulled.
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Vector vaxx causes clots, but so does mrna. The mrna shots cause those massive white growths in your veins. I still don't see how drumpf duped so many people into taking that poison.
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less than 1 in 100000, and another 1 in 10000 with serious long term damage.
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God can you imagine trusting trump and getting his vaccine. It's wild how stupid the general population is!
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Of course you're not gonna find any cryptids in the Democratic Republic of the Congo - because unlike humans, cryptids are smart enough to get the frick out of that war-torn hellhole
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idk. i think that'd be the perfect place for them. no one has a camera to take a picture. no one ever goes to the country for tourism. it's the perfect place to hide!
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The only reason cryptids need to hide is so they don't get shot by narrow minded humans, so if you're in a place where humans are gonna shoot at you regardless of whether they know you're a cryptid that sort of defeats the point of hiding there in the first place
Literally the only reason for cryptids to get involved in war is if they can get some money or political power out of it since why bother taking sides in any conflict when both sides are gonna treat you like a second-class citizen?
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who said they were getting involved in the war?!
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Neutrality isn't an option when you're in a trench
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yeah but it is when yer a cryptid living in the middle of a jungle trying to stay away from people. CHECK MATE, ATHEIST.
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Sure but if you were a cryptid why would you want to live like an animal in the middle of some remote jungle when having technology makes life much easier and more fun?
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why are you acting like cryptids are basically human they can't use technology dingus did you ever see bigfoot or the mothman browsing twitter or holding a conversation yeah didn't think so CHECK MATE AGAIN
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We were talking about cryptids who can pass as human, like Aswang or Kitsune. Cryptids that don't have at least human level intelligence wouldn't even be able to make decisions because they would act purely on instinct.
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If I wanted to establish a powerful state to grow my cryptid cult from, wartorn shitholes are the perfect place to start
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True, literally the only good reason to base oneself there.
But how likely do you think the natives would be to accept a cryptid as their president? Even the United States would never allow something like that, and we're a first world country that is pretty tolerant by modern standards. The DNC is the kind of place where they eat albinos as "spirit medicine" so I wouldn't be super optimistic about them being cool with a cryptid as their new leader.
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Enjoy!
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Look up "The Primeval Forest." Albert Sweitzcher literally
did just that and lived there 
for years. The whole idea that you can't go into these "scary" places is absurd.
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The difference is that now DRC has cannibalistic guerillas with semi-automatic weapons. Even in Kinshasa NGO workers use security to get from place to place. It's arguably the least safe country on earth and OP is extremely low-IQ, so it's just not survivable for him.
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Semi automatic.
Kinshasa. Kinosha.
I'm having a vision of Kylie Rittenhouse on a visit to the Congo and ending up as a slightly rotund warlord
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I wonder what funny name he would get
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Kongo Kyle
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Kongo King Kyle
KKK for short
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Mine bossa the line crossa
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Yeah IQ is fricked there. Albert had a servant there
who stole 
from them multiple times because he was too r-slurred 
to understand consequences 
of actions. Its like when I leave 
my cat near a glass 
of milk, no matter 
how many times I discipline 
my cat for drinking 
the milk it lacks the intelligence 
to control 
itself.
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No this is you lacking the intelligence to understand it chooses to do it anyways.
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Probably. The only way I discipline
my cat is by moving it to another room and closing my door. I don't like yelling 
at mr. kitty 
because he gets scared 
and will act nervous 
around me 
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Cats are awesome and deserve to be spoiled.
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Tbf the milk is very tasty and the consequences are worth it
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It would stop drinking it if you killed some other cats in front of it for drinking it.
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I assure you, they are fully automatic
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I'd like a demonstration
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Here's an idea: Hire a couple people who live there and know the jungle to find the dino and take pictures with their phones and send them to you.
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tbf I don't think people in DRC's interior have phones. They barely have roads
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I wonder which is cheaper these days. The cell towers should be cheaper to maintain but I guess they'd get stripped for metal scrap.
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Just go in with a bunch of cryptozoo bros and buy a bunch of small arms in-country and NVGs and 2 pallets of CR123A batteries and hope you don't die to disease or get eaten by the cannibals.
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Sounds fun and probably kinda affordable tbh
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Bring in 200 guys to conquer Equatorial Guinea first and use it as a base. Margaret Thatcher's son almost pulled it off.
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The only thing I know about Congo is killer monkies
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He's not wrong, we are still looking for bigfoot.
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Bingo bango bongo
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You know you can get hurt that way Daniel?
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That is a creative way of saying he will die once he turns 25.
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Eh, I'd still give him less of a chance in West Baltimore.
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For some reason I get the feeling you are the fake
@snallygaster
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Based Sasquatch Theorist
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lmfao I hope he likes Um Bongo. There's not exactly much else to drink out there
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There's also waragi, spirits made from bananas
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Somebody gon walk into the jungle and get chopped into little pieces
If a tsetse fly doesn't get him first
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ROLAND THE HEADLESS THOMPSON GUNNER SIGHTING
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Makes me think of this r-slurred soy couple who drove across the Congo
https://expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/democratic-republic-of-congo-lubumbashi-to-kinshasa.50799
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Read this to yourself, out loud, and realize what a fricking cute twink you are. Talk like a god darn person and stop spilling out this perpetual fricking nonsense.
Do you know how much I hate this fricking board? How fricking awful it is? How awful the quality of poster that it brings up? What the frick is wrong with you people. The SRD board, specifically created to be a fricking zoo for the worst posters on Reddit, has straightened out to a pretty nice place with a lolcow who consistently puts out videos that make you go "wtf?" in a not-too-serious, not-too-emotionally-involved way. As a result, the fricking SRD board is now more popular than the Drama board.
Snapshots:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Why are they warning this kid? That will cause us to miss out on a hilarious article in a few years
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Sorry
jewdank still wont frick you no matter 
how much you coomed and harassed her you creepy 
weirdo! Lmfao
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Lol, you strags are something else
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