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Arran they/them 🀍 πŸ’™ 🀍 גם Χ™Χ©Χ¨ΧΧœ Χ—Χ™ 🀍 πŸ’™ 🀍  17d ago 285 thread views #265207

Watermelons are FAKE

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!biology discuss :#marseywatermelon:

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will never forget the smell of a watermelon that rotted inside and exploded in my friends apartment https://media.giphy.com/media/dOl2LFw0RbTMc/giphy.webp

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tell us the story :marseylaying:

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I went over to study and then got roped into helping clean up every inch of the kitchen that was coated in the foulest smelling melon viscera of all time. When she moved out 2 months later the kitchen still kinda stank lol

When other fruit ferments it smells like the promise of delicious fruit wine, when watermelon ferments it smells like death for some reason

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!besties new :#marseywatermelon: lore

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And if you microwave it and carve hole in it. You can frick it

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that's true of anything

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not dry ramen :marseyitsover:

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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>he doesn't know about dry ramen fleshlights

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Even magnets?

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a strong enough magnet can make your peepee levitate

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Thin enough girl can do same

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Frick I love watermelon :marseyfriedchicken: so fricking :marseytom: much

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https://media.giphy.com/media/Hyf7Jq841JazS/giphy.webp

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Do the Chinese consider apples and pears to be flesh too?

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:#marseywave:

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