https://twitter.com/Alexa_Curtis/status/1784588457290969327
I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didnβt walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM.
— Alexa Curtis (@Alexa_Curtis) April 28, 2024
I didnβt sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched meβ¦ pic.twitter.com/dy34xdwwY2
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Its a public road frick the marathon.
Also frick any time they try to close roads down so r-slurs can walk on the road and pretend its a valid hobby.
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I want anyone who closes any road to have a "fun run" and everyone who participates in one to die. We have endless amounts of public parks and trails go run around in them till you die and stop blocking the roads I need to take my raised dualie down to the corner to buy ice cream.
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bring back proper Marathon runs !historychads
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Yeah IIRC didn't the original Marathon guy's heart like explode after he ran his?
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He probably just died from Iranian BO
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Simply dont close the roads. I could get behind that
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Why not fun run to the ice cream
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my favorite is when they close roads down for motorsport races, like that has to be so fricking loud and a pain in the butt for people who live there lol
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They did that in a city near me recently but I'm not poor so I live in the burbs so only poor people had to deal with it
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that's why it's my favorite, citycels suffer and I get to watch a cool street race
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TBH 13.1 miles at a 7:43 pace is pretty darn good for a biofoid, doubly so if the course had lots of inclines. I kneel if true
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Is that minutes per mile? Because that's an darn-fast half-marathon pace, especially for a woman.
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Yes and you essentially just plagiarized my comment
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No I didn't, I skipped the incline part.
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Not too far off from what it would take to qualify for Boston.
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I couldn't do it. No matter how much I run I feel like I never greatly improve.
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I hate to be a chud but this is mostly informed by phenotype. Keep at it though the cardiovascular health is worth it alone.
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just run more
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I'm not a runner, but I am fit and I'm not sure I could run 5k at that pace.
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https://twitter.com/Alexa_Curtis/status/1784936481418518981
Maybe if she didn't buy $8 coffees she'd be able to afford to pay the entrance fee
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Slowly inserts all her dollar bills into the paper shredder, confidently and haughtily.
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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give this woman a medal for bravery. i can not believe someone was so fearless they asked someone where a race starts/ends. I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING THE BALLS TO DO THAT!
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is he about to bola that other guy or something
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This is bravery to zoomers.
IRL social interaction
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God i hate foids so much its unreal
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wife material
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Why did she cry? Why did she tweet that she cried for "a lot of it"?? Also
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Do people actually care when a woman cries? It's so common, it's meaningless. I was over that shit in middle school.
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I'm surprised she didn't take a pic of herself crying so she could post it.
I have a cousin who does that
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Trying to understand what she does for a living
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She does dumb shit like this to farm engagement, which pushes traffic towards some kind of marketing scam.
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I misjudged, she might be based then
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Being a foid on the internet
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Public road and running isn't illegal. Running doesn't require a license
Good for her, frick these gatekeepers
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OMG this is what that Chicago alderman was talking about when he said people come into the city, use the roads for free, and then leave without contributing anything.
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Ah, who gives a frick? Why are so many UMC Anglinos so fricking concerned with what other people are doing or their morality that doesn't impact them? The tragedy of the commons doesn't begin with some lady jumping in a race, it begins at Canal Street or any of the more obvious fricking problems in NYC.
These people don't care about actual actions, they just want to signal they have socially appropriate (for the PMC) views on shit.
What kind of r-slur pays money to run? (Unless you get a shirt or something)
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Why do women feel the need to always tell us this? I swear its like the foid in front of object being photographed meme.
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jfc 6 paragraphs and i still don't get what point she's trying to make
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People dogpiling because she ran on the street unhecking validly.
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all that text n the hoe ugotbonao
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i would never bring up politics at a date unprompted. but get me started on politics and im going to unleash the fury. im not a moderate. i'm a white nationalist.
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Holy shit her engagement in the comment section
she crushing the haters lol
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Girlboss
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