Royal Troon will have longest hole in Open history https://t.co/miqI47B8OL

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) April 30, 2024

John Blackthorne as he is detained by Bong Police.

His honorable katanas dishonored by being called "long knife"

Hope to find a thread like this for ftms too.

It's fascinating when decent looking people transition. Their parents are probably going even more apeshit than an average looking or unattractive tranner's parents.

disbanding UCPD, and ceasing new construction projects on the South Side.

— Eman Abdelhadi (@emanabdelhadi) April 29, 2024

@FrozenChosen !chiraqis

#BREAKING MASS ARRESTS as NYPD pour hundreds of cops inside Columbia University, Raiding Encampment

Video by Olga Fe [email protected] to license pic.twitter.com/YnS6v4V00p

— Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 (@ScooterCasterNY) May 1, 2024

The person throwing themselves down the stairs and screaming is an all timer

https://twitter.com/ScooterCasterNY/status/1785508034070159781

Our little sub has ruffled a lot of feathers for some reason, and there apparently is a concerted effort among Swifties to doxx me, and presumably others who comment here. So far, they have been way off base with my personal information (I'm from Ohio, you fricking morons), but I'm certain they will keep trying.

To the Swifties trying to doxx me, let me be clear. You don't scare me, and you won't intimidate me into shutting this sub down. Also, this shit is not that serious, but if trying to find out my address makes you happy, have at it. I'll warn you, Ohio is a castle doctrine and stand your ground state, and I won't miss 😘

To anyone else subject to the pathetic wrath of loser butt Swifties, I'm sorry. If you're doxxed and want to take legal action, I'll be happy to contribute to your legal fees as long as you have an attorney willing to sue these frickers and their families for every dime they have. No mercy, regardless of how old, young, rich, or poor they are. I want to ensure their grandkids that haven't even been born yet will have to live in squalor.

If your profile has any identifiable information, you may consider removing it before participating in this sub.

As always, STAY MAD, SWIFTIES!

I was writing dialogue for a very histrionic femcel adjacent character when it occurred to me that maybe I was misrepresenting what a character like that would sound like, because at the end of the day, it's moid hands typing what they think a foid like that would say. If only there was a way to clock gender just by text.

Then I remembered

https://app.readable.com/text/gender/

Would it be stupid to paste my dialogue and see if the website thinks a woman typed it?

So according to the website, whatever I vomited can pass as dialogue an actual woman might type.

Thanks to the peeps who share the results of that site analyzing content from /r/actuallesbians and stuff for giving me the idea. But I'm not sure if this is a good writing process. Would you use this to see if the foid you're writing actually sounds like a foid?

Strategy, patience & foresight! ♟️

Just like in chess, Shri @RahulGandhi stays ahead of the game, always thinking several moves ahead! pic.twitter.com/5TMujizPw7

— Congress (@INCIndia) May 1, 2024

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/marijuana-reclassified-drug-enforcement-administration-shift/

‘Japanese are going extinct’ pic.twitter.com/U4JWF3ITow

— The Daily Sneed™ (@Tr00peRR) April 23, 2024

Take phones away from boomers man

If you wanna see redditors throw a fit you can literally just look anywhere a david brooks article is posted. The article is about why americans have gotten meaner recently, redditors spend their time in the comment section trying to narrow down the specific cause for this (not linking all the comments becuase there are a ton):

• "lack of time… and that goes back to the need to make money in order to survive"

• "a small handful of people have won capitalism."

• "Got mean? Started off mean. Taking Indian lands, then going from there."

• Reagan

• Rush Limbaugh

• 2008

• (((orange)))

• "Newt Gingrich started it. Social media worsened it. Trump ballooned it."

• "Low wages, high cost of living, non-existent social safety net"

• "Fox News went live in 1996"

• "Y'all ditched church and didn't replace it. edit: didn't help that literal Nazis took over a lot of churches"

• Corporations broke the social contract in the early 80s

• Neo-liberalism

• "I wouldn't be surprised to find out that covid rewired our brains in some manner"

• suburbs

Some choice comments:

Moral decay may be one reason, but the main reason our relationships have deteriorated is lack of time… and that goes back to the need to make money in order to survive. I have no friends, but it's because I have zero time to invest in healthy friendships… our schedules clash, we fail to speak to each other for months on end. It does make me sad when I stop to think about it, but luckily, I don't have much time for that either. The moral decay comes from the late-stage capitalist society that we live in. You cannot convince me otherwise.

americans work fewer hours nowadays than in the past, people dont make time for you because you suck

America was built on stolen land and stolen labor. It's time we acknowledged this fact and move forward to fix what we can. Denying it simply perpetuates the problems.

only linked because i have no idea what it has to do with this article lol

each of the subs it was posted in are the exact same thing + that acutally its totaly cool that theyre completely alone in life and have no friends and no partner. Enjoy reading braindead always online dorks talk about how this isnt really happening, and if it is then its actually a good thing

collapse

longreads

moderatepolitics

centrist

this is your reminder that dead internet theory is completely correct

Yesterday , the sharty finally raided the BIPOChole shithole also known as /r/IhaveIhaveIhavereddit which has done nothing but steal the sharty's culture and make it 20x neurodivergent even more than it already is but unfunnier.

One of the moderators were insiders of the hacker Soyjak Party and gave several 'teens who asked to be modded admin permissions. What followed was a shitfest of gore and 'cado (Nikocado Avocado's onlyfans being spammed) . In a short period of time , 'cado became the banner of the subreddit and the profile for it. As the news spread so did paranoia to other shitposting subreddits as they heard of the news , all s were crying and weeping about their heckin' beloved unfunny safe edggy subredditerino being raided with gore.

Statement in Opposition to the Stockholder Proposal

GameStop does not set specific minimum qualifications for nominees for director and does not have a policy regarding the consideration of diversity for such nominees. We do not believe diversity, whether of gender, race/ethnicity or any other criteria, is a meaningful basis by which to identify and assess the qualifications of director nominees nor do we seek director nominees purely for the sake of diversity. Instead, we seek nominees for director who possess business acumen, high integrity, an ownership mentality, and a deep genuine interest in GameStop. Our Board is composed of individuals who exhibit these traits.

THE BOARD UNANIMOUSLY RECOMMENDS THAT STOCKHOLDERS VOTE AGAINST PROPOSAL 4 —THE STOCKHOLDER PROPOSAL REQUESTING A BOARD SKILLS AND DIVERSITY MATRIX. PROXIES SOLICITED BY THIS PROXY STATEMENT WILL BE VOTED AGAINST THIS PROPOSAL UNLESS A VOTE FOR THE PROPOSAL OR ABSTENTION IS SPECIFICALLY INDICATED.

Wow this sounds pretty problematic...but one commenter has uncovered the TRUTH!

This needs to be up top. This came up 53 days ago and is an OUTSIDE attempt at planting board members, potentially BY THE ENEMY. This is evidenced by OUR board's recommendation to vote NO on proposal #4.

This shit needs to be front page and sticked because in the last 3 years' votes the recommendation was YES across all proposals. We household investors could therefore cause HARM by voting yes. VOTE NO ON PROP 4

The "ENEMY" is using....DEI to plant board members?

in the last 3 years' votes the recommendation was YES across all proposals. We household investors could therefore cause HARM by voting yes.

We can only hope it passes

Introducing the new, improved LGBTQ+ Pride flag. No, this is not satire. pic.twitter.com/9kHJjOOlUg

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 30, 2024

Someone please explain all the new exciting colors for me!

!male feminists