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Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:
Some of the typical comments:
Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! ๐งก๐
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He's beautiful I love him ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ congratulations!
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Honey still seems displeased.
Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.
Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit
GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway
I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other
Bonus Post
- TrappyIsBae : Honestly? Would.
- StarSix : This thread is gayer than a goatse post and you're all turbo strags
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@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels
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A fricking Message To Voyeurs of the fricking Naked Run
Don't post videos of the fricking naked run on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, social medias. This is fricking unconsensual and unkind.
Instead of watching, join and run. Unless you're actually studyingโฆ then I suppose you don't have much of an option here. The fricking intention of the fricking naked run is not fricking oggle, but to bond with your peers and decompress.
Nudity is not fricking inherently sexual. Don't sexualize people without their consent.
Note to the fricking runners, you may want to consider covering your face or wearing lingerie/undies if you are fricking concerned about privacy or getting filmed. Unfortunately, some people just don't respect common sense, politeness and/or boundaries.
Be safe, and good luck on finals, motherlover!
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Truly unhinged behavior https://t.co/eVNzCeyKT3 pic.twitter.com/2kgYXm1Kef
— Philip Letsou (@philipletsou) April 19, 2024
https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/1781373155577143642
Uh this story about @ElissaSlotkin is wild.
I get trying to throw trackers off but this is very creepy.
https://twitter.com/gothgirl_prelaw/status/1781454525632761856
AND THEN HE DIED?!!?!?
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Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers
As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, โBustleโ declared that dating apps are in their โflop era.โ
Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.
A new feature, which the company has called โOpening Moves,โ allows women to place on their profiles a question, like โWhat is your dream vacation?,โ to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)
The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.
Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. โI had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,โ she added, โwhether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.โ
But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was โa lot of workโ or โa burden,โ and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.
But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word.
- BussydoFollower : Screenshotcels
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I hope WW3 happens.
— BluePhoenix (CEO of Mark VI GEN 1 Gang) (@benoski73) May 2, 2024
Too mamy people on this sorry excuse of a planet.
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Remember Star Wars Republic Commando? Fun game for its age. One of the characters in your squad was a commando named Scorch, and he recently had been making "cameos" in Star Wars The Bad Batch, a spin off of the Clone Wars show. Taking place after Revenge of the Sith, the show involves a group of clones that did not betray the Jedi and now go on wacky adventures. Scorch was not one of these clones, appearing as an enemy at times. The other night, the finale for the show aired in which the Batch killed Scorch.
Our chud of topic here is BluePhoenix, a 27 year old Star Wars and Halo fan. BP starts losing it over Scorch's death.
https://twitter.com/benoski73/status/1785755369320419828
He starts losing it, and I mean, losing it. This guy cannot believe media would kill off a character that hasn't been used in anything else for 20 years.
We finally get to the linked "I hope WW3 happens" tweet which reaches a slightly larger audience.
People also start memeing it
The guy's still reeing about the death over a day later.
Considering he can't stop talking about it, I can only assume that this has become a fetish for him.
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Bottom text lmao.
AMA
- SnappyIsMyWaifu : doitfgt
- JimieWhales : Carp burns an alt.
- 911roofer : Threatening self-harm
- trainspotting :
- Corp : literal ploy to get Carp back
- ShriekingGeek :
- TheOverSeether : Carp leaves, so his silly alts also leave.
- Solzhenitsyn : oh no who will stock shelves now
- Healthy : Google "The Coleman Report"
- X : @healthy
- Tip_Your_Lanky_Kong : pls ban if fake
- boogiecat :
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You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.
— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) May 8, 2024
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bitch got the poor guy fired.
— Liberal Conservative (@libconservative) April 23, 2024
i don't know what kind of visa he has, but high chances he gets deported if he's unable to find a job soon.
imagine getting your life ruined because you wanted to help other indian immigrants with groceries. pic.twitter.com/Cz5cwu0li6
!leafs !bharatiya !antibharatiya
https://twitter.com/libconservative/status/1782993767781564871
https://twitter.com/__spd_/status/1782707334923632697
https://twitter.com/libconservative/status/1782764381379645780
https://twitter.com/hunter_ppc/status/1782899316937691486
https://twitter.com/Hyperbalistic/status/1783081056591036673
Literally every argument online involving and always ends up with them referencing onlyfans
https://twitter.com/moza485214/status/1782848348422373586
https://twitter.com/paapi_billi_/status/1782665850916655230
https://twitter.com/UnfilteredSevak/status/1782895575437922736
https://twitter.com/Kordell43106375/status/1782818190759764339
https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1783135371439575220
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https://twitter.com/libconservative/status/1783148896778113399
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some personal newshttps://t.co/iDCmJocVhX
— TracingWoodgrains (@tracewoodgrains) May 17, 2024
@TracingWoodgrains good luck with your next job. I'm sure you'll be great
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Just a daily reminder that social media isn't real, and even the most picture perfect couples aren't thriving like you may thinkโฆ
I kinda want to get this off my chest, but I have a beautiful mutual friend, she's absolutely stunning, and has the most perfect blissful smile I ever seen. Not only is she just beautiful, but so is her personality, but just a sweet utterly lit lantern in a night sky type of soul.
Mutual friend has a boyfriend, and boyfriend (ick, in my opinion) has โTik Tok Cloutโ. Boyfriend letโs call him Jason, tends to have a decent following on Tik Tok, about over 200,000. Cause of it, Jason gets a lot of validation from girls online, young or old, it's in between. That validation is never enough for him, because he still obsesses over himself, and thinks he's a movie star, when in reality (tbh, I don't understand the appeal) is anything far from charming.
Now Jason likes to hold up an image, his Instagram has not only photos admiring himself, but obviously some with his stunning girlfriend. These are the most happy, lovey dovey couple photos you'd ever lay your eyes on. You got the vacation pics, you got the cheesy adoration cuddling partner videos, big smiles, literally you'd think they're the โperfectโ couple, romance isn't dead life breathers. Comments of her saying โI love youโ in the post replies.
The reality? โฆ.
Jason is your typical jerk, and cheats on her repeatedly, and even his girl best friend he grew up with (prior her)โฆ He cheated on, was abusive and downright cruel. And he's far too old for his stunning girlfriend, who he met at 17, she's about 20 now, he's ~25.
You'd never know this, though, unless you knew Jason, cause men talk closely to one another and reveal their cruel intentions amongst each other.
What you see on social media, is almost never real, despite what people try to convince you. Sometimes we compare ourselves, but donโt ever do so, it's an illusion.
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This jeet is advertising food banks as a means of "saving hundreds of dollars on groceries" to other international students. Indians have a gift for finding new ways of scamming in every facet of life.
Zero trust society man. Not only does he have no shame over stealing from the poor, he's broadcasting it so that other can steal from the needy as well. Horrible.
Mass deportation should commence immediately
This is literally the top comment, holy shit. Literally every mainstream Canadian subreddit is keyed on the Jeet Question, that's how bad things have gotten.
This was posted a few days back on Instagram( you can check his account name on the video). Now he seems to have deleted the video and also his LinkedIn account because many people were spamming him and contacting his employer.
Edit: This video was also posted on the wlu sub a day ago which is probably the university where he studies.
This guy probably ruined his life over this. I'd be interested in seeing if there are actually any consequences. It's unlikely, though. His employer is probably indian and sees nothing wrong with it, and all universities are run by Marxists.
Where's the deport button
You can report immigration/visa fraud or abuse being committed by someone to the CBSA via this form here: https://bwl-lsf.cbsa-asfc.cloud-nuage.canada.ca/tip-sub-en.html
new drama strat: deportmaxxing???
- TotalDramaEnjoyer : where am i supposed to take fake boujee bitches now
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Bidenโs Build Back Better.
— I Meme Therefore I Am ๐บ๐ธ (@ImMeme0) May 14, 2024
Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, including 14 in NY and NJ. 56 year old restaurant chain considers filing for bankruptcy due to rising costs.
Yet, Democrats want you to think that Biden is doing a great job! pic.twitter.com/IdQHNFBsOI