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Trace is leaving BARpod :marseycry:

https://twitter.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1791277322173120775

@TracingWoodgrains good luck with your next job. I'm sure you'll be great


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!metashit trace self-doxxed :marseyspitmoji:

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Goddarn, the man looks like a Chad.

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>Pay 1500 marsey coin to pin basic comment

>20 minutes later no upkongs

:#marseydicklet: :#marseyl: :#gaydar:

(Send me 500 marsey coin and I'll delete this. And I'll upvote your comment).

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:traceheart:

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Lookin good, Jack

:#marseybiden:

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he's mormon so

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@TracingWoodgrains you look like every Mormon person I've ever met

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Ancestral hazard

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Trace, the hair is going. Give it up mate, join the baldies.

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@TracingWoodgrains don't listen to these fools

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Where is the version of this pic with the combover?

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https://media.giphy.com/media/CdOF4SnH445mo/giphy.webp

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You just end up looking like George Costanza after awhile.

Shave it off before it's too noticable that way you can own it a bit.

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why was this edited

โ€˜tool around' lmao :marseywould: :pepoboner:

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lol I know, I know

but for now it stays

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The reaper already has you bro.

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Most mayos look better with some hair than none. It just adds texture. Don't listen to gigabaldies trying to drag everyone else down with them

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I agree, it's perfectly fine.

Now the beard hair... stubble. Not being shaven clean like a babies bottom takes this photo from "I am your lawyer/financial analyst you can trust who wears these suits every day" to "I represent the corp fricking you over, pleased to meet you." Or "I put on this suit in an attempt to make you sign to frick you up the butt with a rake financially later." Or literally.

Not that I don't emphasize. Had a friend where this happened in hours, being clean shaven at the end of the day: impossible. Don't know what happened to him.

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reddit

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Shaving your head when you are balding is objectively the only thing reddit is right about.

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He pulls it off

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:fe#lipe:

Needs sunglasses

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Gross whitoids.


This is the official position of C-SPAN. If you have any questions or comments, please call and say something unhinged.

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Mormons aren't white.

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White people aren't white. Whiteness is a social construct invented by slave owning white people to differentiate between black african slaves and "white people" who owned them. Originally, people were just English, Scottish or German, but because there weren't enough of any single one group, they became white because of the need to form an alliance of oppression against enslaved africans. As a result, whiteness must be dismantled, academically speaking, perhaps even BLACKED.

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This is the official position of C-SPAN. If you have any questions or comments, please call and say something unhinged.

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I have one of the most powerful mind's in America and I want to tell you to stop being white.

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What way do you recommend? Drinking bleach should work?

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There is a very simple way... but it may put you in the hospital for 28 days. You must leave your house and seek professional help.

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Getting a tan?

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I got enough sun in me to start a small fire. It's not that.

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tbh I usually wear glasses but I preferred the without version for this picture in particular

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You gotta get a pair of those sick anime shades that glow when you make your strongest point.

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:m#arseywould:

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Not baaaaad.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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:traceheart:

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You look like a very upstanding citizen, friend. You sure you don't secretly have gay orgies at bath houses? That's what you nice clean-cut looking boys always seem to be doing in the shadows.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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We need to flip a coin on you converting him from being gay versus me going gay for him.

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wow he really was an ex-mormon

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Mormon phenotype

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This looks like if you asked AI to produce a photo of gay Mormon

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I can't believe people no one told him he was obviously gay growing up.

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Especially when he has possibly the gayest sounding voice on earth.

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He looks lispy in that picture

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I don't know what this has to do with 1980s AI software. :marseysmughipskorean:

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Yea he looks like hes gay

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Who does he look like? It's on the tip of my tongue

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:#marseyshrug:

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I can see Walton Goggins starring in the Trace biopic.

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:marseyxd:


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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:#beavisandbuttheadrocking:

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The voice is really suited for person of some girth, but I'm proud of @TracingWoodgrains regardless.

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:traceheart:

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Trace dat muthafugin hairline.

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Spitting image of a low budget but enthusiastic gay pornstar. Needs to take off the suit and put on some tight shorts. @TracingWoodgrains

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He's already wearing tight shorts. Business up top, party down low.

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>More generally, it's a pleasant low-resolution filter. It's useful to attach at least one low-status identifier to yourself. I really am gay, and I really am a furry (such as it goes). Even though anyone who follows me knows that those are hardly points that land towards the core of my work, but they are catnip for a certain sort of extremely online personality looking for excuses to dismiss me.

@TracingWoodgrains very based, this is why I choose to be fat, like you choose to be gay. Really helps filter out the 50 IQ knuckle dragger wingcucks who can only reach the lowest of fruit!

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!historychads Trace is our Teddy Roosevelt.

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Wasn't that about Teddy's son?

He didn't fly so good :marseycia#:


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Teddy wrote this in his journal when his mother and his wife died hours apart from each other.

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It was his wife and mom dying on the same day

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:traceheart:

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>looks like https://i.rdrama.net/images/17159271464728162.webp

>noted fan of Mayor "Not a CIA plant" Pete

>literally held a top secret clearance

3.6 roentgens on the glowimeter, not great, not terrible.

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Pete Bussygieg is cool idk what you're talking about

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it's kind of wild that he's going to become a lawyer

i wonder what he'll do

..he should represent :#marseynull:

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he should represent :#marseynull:

Pros:

  • lifetime job security

Cons:

  • compensation in Serbian Rubles and KiwiCoins

  • it'll also be the last job you'll ever get

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I think Trace went into it because he wants to fix the education system.

Representing Kiwifarms would probably be easier and more likely to succeed.

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Thanks (and thanks all, if I don't get a chance to personally respond everywhere)! It's been a blast :traceheart:

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I had absolutely no clue that your initial path to BAR stardom was because of our antics. Rdrama improving the state of the world one day at a time :marseywholesome:

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:traceheart:

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:!marseybooba:

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From your glowing description of BAR, nobody would suspect the hosts are the most :soyjakanimeglasses: people alive.

I don't have a substack, but wanted to comment on your previous article where you talk about posting less polished thoughts on twitter: I like this format of rounding up your twitter takes into a single post. It would be improved if the full text were hosted on substack, maybe with a details tag so it's easy to navigate

This is collapsible so nobody had to scroll through 50 pages to see the next item :marseylongpost:

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I can't recall if Substack supports details tags, but I seem to remember looking and coming up short.

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:marseycry: noooo good luck though @TracingWoodgrains :traceheartpat:

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Darn, now Bussy and The Hawg will have to do some actual work, I don't see it going well tbh

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Nope they've been joking about their merch store sucking or not working for like 2yrs, lazy c*nts

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:#pouroneout40:

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Who am I? My friends call me Jack. Or Despain. Or ๅ‘จ้น (Zhou Peng), formerly ้‚“้น (Deng Peng). Or Trace, these days. Once I was Elder Despain, then Airman Despain, thenโ€”brieflyโ€”Sergeant Despain. When I married, I appended the name of the man I love to my own, and that is the name I wear today: Jack Neilson Despain Zhou

!asians peak mayo nonsense in here :marseymayo:

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Shaking and crying rn. Good luck, I didn't listen to that podcast much but I liked the some of the stories you brought to it and others you personally wrote. Namaste

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Hey Jack/Trace (Jace? :!marseysmug3: ) @TracingWoodgrains

I wish you good luck in your future, it was fun and you seem like a real brainiac, so it should be fairly easily to get a good career in being a lawcel :sharkyheart:

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Thanks! :traceheart:

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It's good to know not all of our future lawyers are r-slurred.

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No trace of him

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Tracebro I hope this is just you getting older and more responsible. To me you'll never be the gay mormon furry, you'll always be that weirdo who actually enjoys Blood on the Clocktower.

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I served in the Air Force and held a top secret clearance.

:marseypoggers: TRACE WAS Q THE WHOLE TIME?

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yiff on you crazy diamond @Jackal

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You did good work, and I can respect your need to focus on law school.

Also I knew a family of Mormon Despains growing up, I imagine if they're related it's not a close one because they're Oregonian, but still funny to me that you share a name with one of the few Mormons I got close to.

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On a scale of 10 to 10 how much did you play Halo with them?

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I actually didn't because the ones close to my age were all girls. I did do theater with them.

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@TracingWoodgrains thank you for your contributions to drama :marseysalutepride:


:!marseybooba:

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always a pleasure :marseysalutecop:

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@TracingWoodgrains is a handsome dude confirmed and definitely looks like a lawyer. I hate to say it but I almost want you to drop out of law school because your writing and journ*lism is so good.


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God your taste in men and women is just horrible.

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tbh my writing is and almost certainly will be a higher priority for me

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:#@tracingwoodgrainslove::#@tracingwoodgrainslove::#@tracingwoodgrainslove:

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Bye Trace, I wish you the best

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:#marseyclapping:

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who is leaving what

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Who is leaving what now?

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Who's leaving what?

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