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pizza rebvttal in thread :gigachad2: may be the last pizzaGOD pic ever :marseycry: :marseyitsover:

@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels

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@pizzashill got more chins than a chinese phonebook

!friendsofpizzashill !enemiesofpizzashill

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Not even a recent pic and she took the worst pic ever. If you guys want a current pic hou can just ask:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141946920311708.webp

Im not a mean person so im not going to post the documentation on pojom.

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take that photo for your new tinder profile? b-words love dirty mirror selfies of unfrickable dorks

!friendsofpizzashill !enemiesofpizzashill

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with hello kitty makeup/accessory shelf

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It's a subtle hint to lesbians still in the closet that he too is cute twink coded

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Those homos are like 30+ and have helly kitty make up :marseyemojirofl:

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A filthy sink is the sign of a confident man.

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thats not very nice :!marseyindignant:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141965496083672.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141965497991316.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142010423221495.webp based 6'0" pizza confirmed based on the metric that his phone case is a confirmed 6" ruler

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142010469014187.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17142010472898443.webp

!friendsofpizzashill

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But can you prove that his feet aren't attached to his knees :marseyhankhill: and that the floor doesn't begin right out of frame? :marseymanlet:

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yeah I uh ... used AI or something

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Don't bullshit me only @TouchFluffyTails knows how to use AI.

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exactly! I used his Marsey LoRAs to compute the trajectory and finetune the fux carpacitor

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This. He could very well be a shinless-cel standing on a stool.


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@pizzashill lol remember when you said you were 6'4?

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Not really. Im 6'2. In shoes prob close to 6'4.

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You're allowed to wear 2" pumps at your job?

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they like it when their shelf stockers can reach the high shelf without a ladder

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Are you going to livestream your suicide? You could do funny stuff for donates, I'd throw you 5$ to insert a potato into your butt.

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Dude that door is 6'6 and you are in shoes

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You're fat

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I thought he was 6'2 and 7 inches according to the lore 🤔

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Wow. You must have been very sad the day you failed kindergarten math in twelfth grade?

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suck it RDH, I'm great at math

I taught myself trig from watching khan university vids to bypass university placement test shit and passed calc w/a C+ to meet the bare min requirements of what I was actually going for

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passed calc

Yeah, passed the test on how to use a calculator

Also I'm not rbh

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Also I'm not rbh

>Virtually no activity before RDH ban

>1000% increase in activity after RDH ban including RDH-like effortposting

Wow. You must have been very sad the day you failed kindergarten math in twelfth grade?

:marseyxd#:

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You can just use your alt seeing powers or whatever to see whose alt I am instead of insinuating I'm this and I'm that. 😴😴😴

!metashit !r-slurs what the heck is this guy talking about

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Who? Red Dead Head?

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He probably in shoes

The standard door frame is also 6'6 (I know since I need to dunk not to mess my hair)

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Wrong. 6'8 is the standard you manlet.

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Hey cheebs do you have the one image of the guy outside bards house with a watch and bard in the window :marseypraying:


:#marsey:

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no i've never seen that pic lol

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It was this one but with bards face in the window :marseyitsover: Icould've sworn you posted it at some point :marseycry:


:#marsey:

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4chan has Chris-Chan, Kiwifarms has Keffals, we have Bardfinn....

Why do chud websites all have pet :!marseytrain:s? :marseyhmm:

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They lack a fulfilling home life and existence.

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 03 hours 51 minutes and 17 seconds

Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist

Best friend is ACA with 223 mentions

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:#marseyxd:

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Chibs took the transphobia to a whole new level.

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Its over for bullies! like you @Aevann and @Poj

:#marseygameritsover:

that hyperx headset in the bathroom

one of the true !g*mers left on rdrama

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Are those the same headphones, wtf

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!friendsofsnappy sentient

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honest, I stole this off Snappy. :marseyill:

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excuse you thats !friendsofbussy-boy


:marsey#spiderman: spider gang for life :marsey#!spiderman:

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sorry i dint know who that is

bless

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x

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Imma be nice. :marseyangel3: You look normal in a good way. :marseyhomofascist:

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Strip to your underwear so we can see ur body 😘😘

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Looking good king, aging like a fine wine forget that b-word pog.

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!kino Bisexual lighting

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You should post the documentation on pojom.

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I still dont believe one bit that you make 6 figures and yet somehow still live in such a BIPOC-tier apartment in not even that expensive of an area.

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Welcome to modern america where every apartment looks the same and are over 2k a month

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Dude @collectijism live in a mansion with the same amount as a mortgage. @collectijism just bought the house leave Portland or anywhere people like you have been voting

Trans lives matter

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He doesnt even live in portland he lives in a cheaper area.

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I dont believe you lol. In a medium CoL area you can get a 1-br, 1-bath with a granite-topped bathroom vanity instead of some BIPOC-tier fiberglass shit easily for $2k/month.

Keep coping, poor.

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You're fat

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Is your neolibtardism only performative to distract from the fact that you have the platonic ideal of chudface? :chudsmug:

Also why are you always pouting?

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If you were coon-eyed too, could you be happy?

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The right pistachio paste can do wonders for removing gunk on bathroom mirrors.

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:#gigachad2:

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Why do you have your headphones in the bathroom?

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:marseypizz#ashill:

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Not gonna lie pizza but you doughy

Those glasses frick hard tho.

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Those are the ones i got scammed for at some eye clinic. I dont pay attention to anything and had the eye lady pick them out.

I got the bill and they were 700 dollars.

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Use that 1mil per annum salary and get LASIK neighbor

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:marseyeyemixer2:

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6 figures means 100000 per year

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My ESL friend... :bruh:

I wildly overinflated his supposed income for comedic effect to juxtapose against his quibbling over a minor, self inflicted price gouging, and proposed that he spend more money to fix the problem permanently, as someone with the supposed wealth he claims to have could do. Ie. stop being poor, but :marseybigbrain:

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So you are just like pozzashil

:marseynotes:

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They look good on you.

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That's normal price they take like 200+ buxx per single lens

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You're fat

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:marseych#udblush:

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Yes

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You're fat

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:#uwueyes:

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You still look like a dad lol :#marseyboomer:

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:arous#edpizzashill:

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Let's see a side profile

:marseydetective:

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When will you join army?

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Wont. Theyre too queer now.

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Costal guard then. Lot of neurodivergent people enjoy boats

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Fricking seagull police.

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Girls love seagull police. All the gay cred of navy without deployments. You can hit the bars every night in your gay suit and have girls falling all over you

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I do genuinely think they are the most beneficial branch of the military to your average tax payer.

Hoeever their ability to get laid is just as weak as any other serviceman.

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The heck is that supposed to mean? BIPOC?

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You're fat

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You don't understand. He is in the army, and he won't leave. He's stuck right here. He is not ever leaving

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Not with that haircut

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He can't. You see. He has to watch all of the movies in the world for us

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!friendsofpizzashill !friendsofbussy-boy

pizzashill taking on the worlds :marseyprincesszelda1: burden jost for us

:marseykneel:


:marsey#spiderman: spider gang for life :marsey#!spiderman:

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You will never truly know the depth of his sacrifice. You could never understand the toil.

I am in awe of his work ethic.

He is not our hero. He is the hero of us all.

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:mothe#rofgod: holy shit


:marsey#spiderman: spider gang for life :marsey#!spiderman:

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What do you think US military dose nowdays? Why do you think they lost to everyone and cant whop sand BIPOCs in yemen?

They are watching kinos and porn all day long

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That's why they need more men to sit behind a desk for 12 hours at once, and to watch 7 hours of films straight

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Good bot

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No that's @ReKonger0

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Larely I've gotten into this zoomer reaction video bullshit. But it's Vietnamese girls who cheer when the Viet Cong kill an American and are hilariously brainwashed about what actually happened in the war.

Also seeing them cry at the end of Terminator 2 is priceless.

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Theyre both the same person. He doesn't just watch movies. He watches the TV series for them too.

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You still need to lose some more weight :marseyoverheadpress:

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No shit r-slur. I went from 220 to 157 back up to 190.

I already lost all of the weight again.

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!vegana we stand with our bulimic :marseyskinny: brothers :marseyrustyventure: and sisters

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You're fat

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sup sexy

so ur single :marseykiwimom: now?


:marsey#spiderman: spider gang for life :marsey#!spiderman:

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>took the worst pic

>Proceeds to take ane even worse pic just to hide the china

Lmao

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Cute!

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>nappy hair

>big lips

Oh yea, I'm thinking it's :marseymutt: :muttrun: time

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Cute

You do shit with other men or ru str8

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Smile

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Unironically keep yourself safe

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You first r-slur. Better yet ill help you with it if you want.

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I'd call you a fat blogposting cute twink but you're not even the real pizza. Just some groomercordBIPOC larper. That's probably worse lol

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You're fat

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Looks like an FTM lesbian

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Why does he look so smug?

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:#arousedpizzashill:

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You look like the kid who'd keep all his books in a bookbag and run naruto style between classes.

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You obviously shopped this

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You're fat

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Do you wear lipstick

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mouthbreather physiognomy

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here's him if he were black or X (formerly chiobu) in his honor

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17141841023335059.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714184102577725.webp

or banglottawomandesi

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714184102819781.webp


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pizzashirr

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ban evasion :marseysoypoint:

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actual fatmisia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1714184685785568.webp

but also

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!transphiles !nonchuds !male feminists

would or wouldn't


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Wouldmaxxing time :#humpbed:

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:#marseywouldnttalkingtyping: :#marseywouldnttalkingtyping: :#marseywouldnttalkingtyping: :#marseywouldnttalkingtyping: :#marseywouldnttalkingtyping:

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Liar

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:#arousedpizzashill:

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I got no problem with chicks that are a little dumpy but the faceapp really needs to do something about the hairy arms if they want to get me on board.

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Will.

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:#marseymid: but also :#marseywould:

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I love that the black gave him a lil bit of a fade :!marseyblack:

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i like that X (formerly chiobu) kept his genetically inferior curls


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Didn't really have to do anything other than cover him in shoe polish for the black pic.

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X (formerly chiobu)

FRICK OFF, THAT'S JUST A HAPAS!

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X (formerly chiobu)

hi babe :#marseyflirt:

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:marseywould:

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Pojom if you want a real man do not call me

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@peepeehands everyone! Please clap for @peepeehands 👏🙂

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He's been eating the food off the shelves faster than he can stock them.

:#marseyemojirofl:

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He's been coonmaxxing in the dumpsters behind his store

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What an inspiration to us all.

:marseyraccoon: :marseylaying:

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