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PLEASE stop sexualing my hot naked run through campus πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ‘

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A fricking Message To Voyeurs of the fricking Naked Run

Don't post videos of the fricking naked run on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, social medias. This is fricking unconsensual and unkind.

Instead of watching, join and run. Unless you're actually studying… then I suppose you don't have much of an option here. The fricking intention of the fricking naked run is not fricking oggle, but to bond with your peers and decompress.

Nudity is not fricking inherently sexual. Don't sexualize people without their consent.

Note to the fricking runners, you may want to consider covering your face or wearing lingerie/undies if you are fricking concerned about privacy or getting filmed. Unfortunately, some people just don't respect common sense, politeness and/or boundaries.

Be safe, and good luck on finals, motherlover!

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Nudity is not inherently sexual

This is true if Redditors are involved

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It's like when redditors say it's normal to only want s*x once a month because it's so gross and messy. Yeah maybe when you have a mycology lab growing under your flip flaps and your butthole looks like you sat on a peanut butter pie :marseychtorrr2:

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This language is so evocative and its making me queasy

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Crusty musty pie,

Forgotten flavors linger,

Lost in thighs' embrace.

:marseyseppuku:

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This one sparks joy

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Frick chewing tobacco or zyn pouches, the real flavor is in the nicotine stains on those bicycle spokes.

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you have a mycology lab growing under your flip flaps

:#marseyslurp:

and your butthole looks like you sat on a peanut butter pie

:#marseyslurpfast:

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:#marseycheers:

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:#marseysick: :#marseypuke:

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I also see a lot of redditors saying to stop sexualizing boobs. I mean, I guess you can dissociate nudity from sexuality, but that sounds boring and lame af. I think the real reason is that redditors are fat and ugly.

Hot and fit bodies = sexually pleasing

Ugly and fat bodies = sexually disgusting

Redditors think if they can break the first equivalence, the second will follow.

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Sweaty I don't know how to tell you this but getting a hardon from boobs is a social construct. Therefore it's gay and invalid, as is all of human civilization.

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Frick you're right. Is it too late for puberty blockers?

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It's so disgusting that people would invade the privacy of others by recording and uploading footage of naked bouncing co-eds.

Send links please.

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Here's the 2014 Berkeley naked :marseymisatolewd2: run

I can post the 2011 run if you give me a benefactor award. It's over the 32MB limit

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Props to the peepeelet kings just putting they shallow tackle on the line. :marseykneel:

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Makes me feel better about my average dong tbh.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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The irony of having β€œbig peepee energy” with a pig in a blanket.

I should follow their lead :marseyseethe:

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!nooticers notice the men (even the peepeelets) go fully naked but many of the foids still wear underwear

This is why men are better

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/569/123/baf.gif

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I keep forgetting front holes do that and being disgusted when i remember

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My back hole did that for 18 years. I had that gif as my phone background for the pre-smartphone era.

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trust, it disgusts us every time it happens

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The peepee can be used like a counterbalance-weight for better handling in corners, much like a cheetah's tail, whereas a woman's kitty increases air-drag giving them superior braking power, much like a Typhoon uses parachutes during landing.

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Nu-females will change this

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Notice how men are in general better shape

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Can you post the version where only the women are visible?

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It's too late. You clicked it, you're gay now. Report to sector 11 to receive your designated peepeesucking assignment. :marseyhomohitler:

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yes mommy

:marseydepressed:

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This is a gay site please leave

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When does the carp hecko into soren my fellow bussy marsey enjoyer?

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And that's a good thing!

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Op on watch people die when it comes time pls

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How

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Edit out all the moids :marseyfeminist:

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Despite the premise, this shit is unbelievably gay.

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Thanks is there a version that cuts out the peepees?

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@X is working :marseylifting: on it

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unfortunately i am not

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I want a refund :#marseyindignant:

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Did you finish it yet?

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the attention whoring never stops

it never fricking ends

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Tits not big enough

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17147587585443172.webp

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if u want alternatives, this is the naked run in a danish university from today https://stiften.dk/kultur/saa-er-festen-i-gang-kom-med-live-til-kapsejlads-i-uniparken

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>kultur

I mean . . . I guess.

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It is, being naked when the norm isn't makes it sexual because you are displaying your sexual organs, don't start with that hippie bs.

:#chadsnoo:


Freedom of clothes isn't freedom from consequences sweaty. I don't get why you'd do this anyway. Lots of risk and minimal, perhaps even no, reward.

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The reward is attention

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17147471978349345.webp

the consent part of this is weird, I don't think naked people doing a streak through a college campus is bad but the whole "you're being the creep if you take a vid" is crazy. If I see a naked person in public, I'm recording and posting it here

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Let go of my camera, goober.

:#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17147520933083556.webp

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At first I thought her hair was a pair of very floppy tits.

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Wouldn't this be more of a I didn't consent to be exposed to so many naked :marseymisatolewd2: people? Like being flashed

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Yeah, exactly. though it's a known event and it's at night so i don't think it's really harmful, it would be different if it passed in front of a middle school.

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Imagine being such a fricking :pepesimp: that you upvote this r-slurred comeback

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Don't post videos of the naked run on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, social medias. This is unconsensual and unkind.

Yes how are the runners supposed to make money from OnlyFans if people put the videos up for free

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"I'm doing something in a public space and exposing you to nudity against your will, but how dare you take pics!"

I'm starting to think rights for the plebs was stupid.

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>You are so correct. I was in the library at the time studying :marseyklennyreading: unaware of the event to come. I was shocked :marseyspit: and disgusted :marseyimpossibru: about the number of people videoing and making sexual remarks. It completely destroyed the purpose and spirit :marseyghostsad: of the tradition. I thought :marseymindblown: people would :marseywood: have enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: common sense and human :marseycatbert2: decency to not record.

:#marseyxd: these neighbors r-slurred :marseyawardretard:

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If you don't record tits you're a strag

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Coom

S*x

S*x

S*x

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butts

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!slots123

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:marseysniff:

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!slots1234

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!slots1000

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!slots123

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!slots100

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wow GOOD point

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College students these days will really do everything besides go to classes

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>these days

Neighbor please. That's a tradition as old as time.

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In undergrad my friends and I streaked through a dorm that was getting renovated. All the doors in the building were off so we stepped foot in every room just so we could say that we've been β€œnaked in your room” to every person that lived there after. Then we flashed the next door building from the roof and called it our helipad.

Good times

:#boomerportrait:

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Did you at least wear shoes? I noticed these degens were bearfoot. :marseypuke:

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Yes, there were construction materials all over the place so extra grip was necessary

Probably obvious that this was in an empty building because we were extremely intelligent and knew that people would record streakers if they saw them, so we used our gigabrains to not do that

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so basically you could have just not done that and said u did

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And I can also have done it and deny it forever :marseywink:

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What good are the classes? Everything sucks and you need grad school to equal an older degree.

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It's a joke because of the protests

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Yep. I'm mad online about everything, gentlexir.

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ugh stop sexualizing me just because i'm naked and bouncing my tits around in public gawl, motherlover!

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Nudity is not inherently sexual. Don't sexualize people without their consent.

I'm honestly interested in what they think the purpose of taking their clothes off is then if not for sexuality.

anyone's who's coming to watch the naked run for sexual gratification will be sorely disappointed lol

Look at this poor redditor underestimating the degeneracy of the average moid

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Nudity is not fricking inherently sexual….for example, breastfeeding a fricking baby. But these people are fricking making a fricking spectacle of themselves and prob bothering a fricking lot of people and then get butthurt over it being photographed lol

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Nudity is not fricking inherently sexual

Rare FroCho L take

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Can you nonsexually breastfeed me then?

Sorry, u kinda walked into this one.


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if it's not sexual there's no problem filming it :marseyshrug:

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FURTHERMORE THESE PEOPLE WOULD BE NAKED CONSTANTLY AS well...

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There's a reasonable discussion about being more comfortable with nudity in a non sexual way, or at least simmering down the sexual connotation, but it's one of those discussions you can't really have without perverts (Germans) and pedos (Redditors) taking the reigns, so it's mostly a non-starter outside of letting women breast feed in less private areas.

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I do think it's interesting to think about why something is sexual in the first place. I don't think there's anything inherently sexual about breasts for example, just the fact that they're supposed to be hidden which apparently is what activates a moid's sexual interest.

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I agree with the idea is that it all revolves around procreation at the core. Men who are sexually aroused by attributes that ensure the survival of babies end up having more kids, so big natural booba allegedly implies good milking.

And then the weird parts of natural selection take place that aren't necessarily survival of the fittest or whatever, and it gets fetishized in different ways.

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As someone who has attempted suicide multiple times, I wake up every day grateful that I failed. I have lost many to suicide, and every day I wish they failed like me. There is so much to live for, even amidst the anguish. May you find peace and the will to live. Please do not commit suicide, especially on campus. Strangers and most importantly, your loved ones, will be at a loss the rest of their lives. This doesn't need to be your story; things might look bleak now, but your life is so much more than this moment. Trust me. As for the friend posting this, sometimes getting help for a friend in need is the best thing to do, even against their wishes. I am extremely lucky that I was forced into treatment, as it saved my life a few times. Consider it.

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FroCho I love your "don't sexualize my hawt wet kitty" posting

:#marseythanks:

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Oh my God it's so invasive that men stare at hot young women with tight bodies running naked through a public area. So terrible? Where are these event so I can definitely avoid them to give them privacy? :#marseycoomer2:

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Oh so it's fine when people are supposed to be knuckling down for exams, but when we made the pledges do it it's suddenly unacceptable

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The long naked jog through the institutions.

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>Flashing someone is sexual assault, especially if they do it for themselves. But again nudity in of itself is not sexual.

:#marseyfacepalm:

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2014 is coming back now that younger millenials and older zoomers are approaching 30, isn't it?

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You can not stop me from sexualizing literally everything and that includes you. Coomers will inherit the earth and then jack off to it.

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Send in the :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: :marseytunaktunak: and this tradition wraps up pretty frickin quick.

Scenario: you're a foid on a naked run through campus. Would you rather run into a :marseytunaktunak: or a :marseybear:?

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WE HONESTLY NEED AT LEAST 10 YEARS OF BRUTAL FASCISM TOO CLEAR HOUSE AND UNDO THE DAMAGE DONE TOO SOCIETY BY WOMEN. @Goomble SAY THIS AS A FEMINIST ALLY

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And I didn't consent to seeing your naked butt running around on college grounds. So why should I care if you consent?

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The naked run isnt inherently sexual, but it should be to trigger the libs.

gigachad.jpg

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good morning :#marseygoodnight:

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Any vids?

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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I liked the one in Schindler's List better

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Protip:

Anyone who refers to moderators as "Janitors" is involved in a propaganda and harassment campaign.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/berkeley/comments/1ciyn02/a_message_to_voyeurs_of_the_naked_run/?sort=controversial:

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