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I have basically not stopped farting for the past several days. When I take a shit, there’s an audible and vaguely metallic clank when it hits the bowl.
This didn’t happen when I lived with my foid. I was civilized. But I don’t play video games or watch porno or do anything other than work and eat fiber. I eat extremely spicy food to keep pooping entertaining.
At first, I couldn’t tolerate it, it felt like I’d eaten a stone. I was in horrible pain. But now, I shit four times a day and fart almost as much as I breathe. If I did any sort of respiratory study, they’d probably deduce I had some sort of metabolic disorder causing me to exhale methane and hydrogen sulfide.
I farted about fourteen times while I was writing this post.
What’s your excuse for not eating huge amounts of fiber?
Goodnight my friends! Sleep well!
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"Sad Lisa"
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt
She must be hurt very badly
Tell me what's making you sadly?
Open your door, don't hide in the dark
You're lost in the dark, you can trust me
'Cause you know that's how it must be
Lisa Lisa, sad Lisa Lisa
Her eyes like windows, tricklin' rain
Upon her pain getting deeper
Though my love wants to relieve her
She walks alone from wall to wall
Lost in a hall, she can't hear me
Though I know she likes to be near me
Lisa Lisa, sad Lisa Lisa
She sits in a corner by the door
There must be more I can tell her
If she really wants me to help her
I'll do what I can to show her the way
And maybe one day I will free her
Though I know no one can see her
Lisa Lisa, sad Lisa Lisa
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Take your mind away from sneeding Reddittors and enjoy based pidginposting Nigerians. No fricking mayos or their bullshit anywhere in sight.
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Since white women age so quickly they think the 15 year old girls are grad students and the grad student women are professors. Many such cases
Just another point pointing us towards the truth of white women aging
- Krzysztof : where are jannies when you need them
- MarseyIsMyWaifu : pinkie p-do
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I cannot fathom why I got banned. I just created a new account and with 4 hours it was all gone. Can someone offer me some advice?
Also, reset the counter.
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Have to say, Im really positively surprised. First three episodes were kinda meh, but after that it really picked up and now Im actually mad that they ended on such a cliffhanger.
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Can you imagine being so entitled that you b-word about getting harassed for twice thieving from the same farm?
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Your son asked you about Ted Kennedy?
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 20, 2021