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β€’Woman with multiple sclerosis has problems finding a wheelchair accessible potty in shithole Austobongistan convict ghetto.

β€’Dramatard punches down.

I'm all for laughing at fat people and women but let's not go full National Socialist please.

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Punching down is good actually.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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It's lies. There's plenty of disabled pottys around Australia. This article is pure drama.

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Not cool, this is a completely reasonable issue she is highlighting. If it were a story by a landwhale it might be different, but she’s wheelchair bound due to MS.

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Yeah OP is kinda being an butt

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Eat a peepee.

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London?

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I thought it was going to be some 300 pound fat frick but it turns out it's someone in a wheelchair and I honestly kinda feel bad for her.

I mean haha dude bussy lmao 🀣

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It is a 300 pound fat frick in a wheelchair. In my part of Australia there are plenty of disabled pottys and disabled carparks and they are always empty and unused. If you want to feel bad, feel bad for me for not being allowed to use the best parks and the biggest pottys for no reason other than I don't have a piddly disease like MS :marseyeyeroll:

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I meant a 300 pound fat frick without any underlying disabilities

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Like yourself?

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Other end of the spectrum, I'm a schizo who commonly goes a day or two without eating

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Make it a month or two next time :marseyvibing:

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This shit is low even for this fricking place. Go piss up a rope, OP.

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Hold up. Aren’t there some children with down’s syndrome you should be making jokes about right now?

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Not when there's fresh heckin' journos ripe for the pickin'.

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evry time u downvote me my pp gets harder plz downvote again i haven’t bust a nut since halo 2 came out

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Done 😘

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noooo not the heckin disabled journorinos :soyjakhipster: :soyjakmaga: :soyjakfront:

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The problem is that she's a journoid not that she has MS you r-slur

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I mean, think about it moids: why should ANY woman worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

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