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Pay seems OK desu. I'd probably be accepted just cause of my uni. Should I sell my soul and become a shitlib shill?
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Capt of INS Vizag can pull something off here :) https://t.co/nH8h3SLHRe pic.twitter.com/aMYI4UZteP
— Delta (@72VirginService) January 15, 2024
Kill Pakis Kill Somalis
It wasn't actually a misfire, a benevolent AI took over for a few seconds and was about to rid us of the Paki menace
Save some for accidentally blowing up their largest port again
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Bonus: Paki masquerading as an Indian for hurting paki feelings, gets laughed at by Indians
https://old.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/1977e8h/comment/khyllee/?context=8
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Indian ocean does not belong to any one particular country. Maldives is not any country’s backyard. - @MMuizzu pic.twitter.com/jJrSensyRY
— Ahmed Azaan (@axanner) January 13, 2024
We should fire a nuke on Male by accident tbh Then take the other 1300 perfectly good islands.
I'm pretty sure that'd be a legit casus belli for a nuking
C..can I educate you
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Bro, India is operating at another level.
— Yew's Finest (@FinestYew) January 13, 2024
From stealing ponds & cell phone towers to resuscitating someone by not maintaining roads. https://t.co/rmbAbUsD7g pic.twitter.com/Et0d8Vbhn8
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[Same-Sex Couple protection case]
— Live Law (@LiveLawIndia) January 12, 2024
Justice Pankaj Jain to Petitioner's lawyer: Who are you?
Lawyer: Next friend
Judge: Is this a Queer Couple matter?
State: Yes
Judge (throws file): Take this immoral thing back where it came from
Petitioner’s lawyer interjects
Judge: Madam I… pic.twitter.com/Q4LDBr121Q
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Based bajrangi bhangi
- BipocCuteSantaG-slur : Pickmish, finalboss
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Another government teacher in Bihar, Mukesh Kumar, was allegedly abducted and coerced into marriage, adding to the rash of forced weddings in the state.
— Megh Updates 🚨™ (@MeghUpdates) January 13, 2024
He kept on saying "kill me but don't marry me"https://t.co/LaO1wcmd7U pic.twitter.com/VPtb6WHDfD
He's just not that into you
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#WATCH | Delhi: COAS General Manoj Pande says, "First two batches of Agniveers are now fully deployed in field units and the feedback is very exciting and positive... 120 women officers who have been given permanent commission and are in command roles are deployed in field areas… pic.twitter.com/PC04ofCeCc
— ANI (@ANI) January 11, 2024
120 women officers who have been given permanent commission and are in command roles are deployed in field areas also and they are doing a good job there."
These people remember our army has actually to fight and isn't a jobs program right?
FFS you'd think they'd learn some lessons from the Israelis
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We Will Fight for Safeguarding Right to Faith: Comrade Sitaram Yechury pic.twitter.com/NpC6ShM1BX
— CPI (M) (@cpimspeak) January 10, 2024
@CharlotteShill your people will win regardless of what they say so why don't they just shut up? You'd think Yechury stole enough from all the coalition governments he supported to retire permanently. Blood suckers never get tired.
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When Jesus calls your cell phone ...🤣🤣🤣🤣these Indian Christian Pastors have made a mockery of Christianity... and majority of christian are silent pic.twitter.com/XT9lLdbzAD
— No Conversion (@noconversion) January 9, 2024
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The job sounded too good to be true: money - and lots of it - in return for getting a woman pregnant. It was, of course, too good to be true. So far, the 33-year-old, who earns 15,000 rupees ($180; £142) per month working for a wedding party decoration company, has already lost 16,000 rupees to fraudsters - and they are asking for more.
Deputy superintendent of police Kalyan Anand, who heads the cyber cell in Bihar's Nawada district, told the BBC there were hundreds of victims of an elaborate con where gullible men were lured to part with their cash on the promise of a huge pay day, and a night in a hotel with a childless woman.
So far, his team have arrested eight men, seized nine mobile phones and a printer, and are still searching for 18 others.
The caller - Mangesh calls him Sandeep sir - told him that he would be working for a company in Mumbai and that once he had signed up, he would be sent details of the woman he would have to impregnate.
They offered him half a million rupees - almost three years wages - just to have s*x with the woman and promised further reward of 800,000 rupees if she conceived.
"I'm a poor man, I desperately need money so I believed them," the father of two young boys told me.
I wonder why he's poor
Over the next couple of weeks, Mangesh was asked to fork out more than 16,000 rupees - 2,550 rupees to obtain some court documents, 4,500 as safety deposit and 7,998 rupees as Goods and Services Tax (GST) on the money he was going to get.
He's shared all the receipts and the fake court papers with me - the official-looking document has his name and carries his photograph along with that of a man in police uniform. In big capital letters on top, it says "Baby Birth Agreement" and the fine print below reads "pregnancy verification form". The signature at the end of the document resembles one used by US talk show host Oprah Winfrey.
The scammers kept him interested by sending him photos of "seven-eight women", asking him to choose the one he would like to impregnate. "They said they would book a hotel room in the town where I lived and I would meet the woman there," he said.
When Mangesh kept asking for the promised money, they sent him a receipt saying they had credited his bank account with 512,400 rupees but the money was on hold and would be paid after he'd paid 12,600 as income tax.
By then, Mangesh says, he had lost an entire month's salary and told them that he couldn't pay any more and asked for a refund.
"But Sandeep sir refused and when I got angry, he told me that since my bank account showed a credit of 500,000 rupees, income-tax authorities would raid my home and arrest me.
"I'm a poor labourer, I'd lost a month's pay and I didn't want to get tangled in any criminal case. I was so afraid that I switched off my phone for 10 days. I switched it back on only a few days ago," he told me, adding that he initially also took me to be a part of the scammers' gang.
Mangesh says it didn't strike him that this could be a con because "Sandeep sir" had sent him copies of his identity cards, including one which identified him as an Indian army soldier. He also believed that the display photo on the caller's WhatsApp - showing an attractive foreign woman cradling a newborn in her arms - was genuine.
"You tell me how can you not believe that photo?" he asks.
@cyberdick I found your Bihari brother from another mother and father
However, the methodology of the scam in Nawada, he says, "is very novel".
"The scammers lured them with promise of free money and free s*x which is a deadly combination. In situations like these, prudence often takes a backseat."
BTW if anyone sends me 10k DC I'll give them 10k$ IRL and also my bussy
But with the advent of Covid-19 - when cellular and net banking became the norm - Mr Duggal says "the golden age of cyber crime began" and warns that "it will go on for decades".
The scammers, meanwhile, still haven't given up on Mangesh.
While on a call with me last week, he rang off saying "the madam" was calling. This, he later explained to me, was the woman he had been promised a meeting with.
On Sunday night, he told me he had been speaking to her almost daily.
She's now telling him that "Sandeep sir" is the real conman and he's pilfered most of the 500,000 rupees Mangesh had been promised, but that he can still get 90,000 rupees if he pays 3,000 rupees as GST.
"I really don't know what to do now. I've lost an entire month's pay and have not been able to send any money to my family in Bihar. My wife is very angry and no longer speaks to me."
Husband you spent all our money in dreams of impregnating a gori. Now we have no litti chokha
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Pakistan has 18 million births compared to India's 25 million and China's 10 million. https://t.co/0QUSeafouw
— Benares City Bureaucrat (@hindookissinger) January 9, 2024
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Welder from ISRO was offered 10X his salary from 🇫🇷 during an Indo-French collaboration. Nambi Narayanan asked him not to take the offer (because skilled welders are hard to come by)
— Dexter (Financial Oligarch) (@voiceofgray) January 8, 2024
He died unable to pay a home loan in a small town like Nagercoil of all places https://t.co/VTCefgxvF4 pic.twitter.com/nPw2zqHxX2
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https://t.co/DdYYBfHQJQ pic.twitter.com/JOdK5Vxidf
— LearningPoint (he/him/it/they/she/ze/her/his/that) (@learning_pt) January 9, 2024
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South indian mafias first day in Bihar ... pic.twitter.com/x26J94Meqa
— Emon Mukherjee (@EmonMukherjee21) December 30, 2023
Some background info: Bihar is an Indian state that is infamous for sky-high rates of crime and violence, scams, corruption, being dirt-poor, pollution, and lack of education among many others . Sexy Indian dudes call it the worst state of the country.
Recently, Biharis even stole an entire fisheries pond overnight as mentioned by @Sasanka_of_Gauda in https://rdrama.net/h/bharat/post/233163/biharis-would-be-the-terror-of
The southern & western states that are richer are tired of Bihari migrants flooding their states and taking their jobs (manual labour), refusing to learn/speak the local languages and refusing to integrate.
Anyway, someone posted a meme mocking Biharis: https://x.com/EmonMukherjee21/status/1741101417367253085
Here's some seethe:
https://x.com/RideTheTrend5/status/1741366081707803099
I am from bihar and it does not happen. Don't try to malign name of Bihar if you have no idea.
https://x.com/Vijaysharma_of/status/1741386237049782742
bihar_police please take action to this x handle how they spread wrong things about bihar and bihar police | it's not just fun things please take action
https://x.com/SatyaDharmaya/status/1741400011013845250
You are not mocking Bihari people but yourself. You will realize it someday
https://x.com/ShivamBist1/status/1741413262632341575
This doesn't happen in Bihar only, as Biharis are present all over India to scam other people and do this kind of thing. And I'm saying this with experience. Peace out
True that, nothing of value will be lost if you nuke bihar
https://x.com/amit5618/status/1741379653657416103
Look a Bengali is saying something, we must listen to ignore it
He's not wrong, Bengalis are insufferable
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Extremely hilarious! Smriti Irani has caused a massive Muslim blackpiller seethe who are cursing HRH Mohammed bin Salman for "allowing" her in Madinah.
— Arjun* (@mxtaverse) January 9, 2024
Most of these kattar muslims are Pakistanis who are considered subhumans by the Arabs😂🍷 https://t.co/C7EqL7RtUw
I imagine she's pointing at a Paki beggar asking why that filth is in her presence.
Noooo Arab massa nooooo
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https://www.khajistan.com/archive
the dropbox to upload shitposts https://www.khajistan.com/dropbox
the reason i went there https://www.khajistan.com/post/the_jhankar_plague
their dead yt channel. apparently they have a podcast too (who doesnt lol)
HEYY I REMEMBER THE NAME NASEEBO. she the punjabi doja cat who made this song (doodh=milk for the uninitiated)
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Wish I could take a holiday in #lakshadweep NOW! https://t.co/uH16TZlT9h
— Guy Nir (@GuyNirIL) January 8, 2024
Our bureaucrats would never be humourous enough to pick up on a twitter trend as it was happening. This is why Jews rule the world. So Indian twitter has been seething at Maldives last two-three days cause three of their ministers got bootyblasted by our PM promoting part of the island chain their country is on that we own, Lakshwadeep and started going on /pol/ tier rants about us. All 3 are now fired, a laundry list of celebrities have come out with similar posts about how great Lakshwadeep is(I'm fairly certain 90% didn't know there was something called Lakshwadeep before all this) and twatter has added Maldives to Pakiland and Bhangidesh in list of muzzie countries that are public enemy #1.
One of the ministers had called Modi an Israeli puppet(because muzzie ofc). I suppose this is their answer to that.
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Love triangle : Nehru- Padmaja Lady Mountain 😅
— 𝗔𝗵𝗮𝗺 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗵𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗺𝗶 (@TheRudra1008) January 7, 2024
Nehru & Padmaja's Relationship Continued, Suddenly Nehru Started Moving Towards Edvina, Padmaja Was Unable to tolerate This
once Nehru arrived in Lucknow with Lady Mountbatten. Padmaja locked herself up in her room pic.twitter.com/iiX0PnUEJE
Cucked by the