Why Work? I WANT TO BE HOME WITH MY 7 CATS! :marseycry:

:marseycry: :marseygiveup: It's very difficult managing work, special-needs cats, relationships, personal health, and home life. I'm strongly considering working as a part-time freelance tutor again, and the harassment and depravity goes deep in the field of education. I am not excited about the idea of working 2-3 pt jobs again, but my morning job just isn't going to pay the bills.

In other news, Sheila chewed almost all her sutures loose, and now she wears the bodysuit of shame as well as the cone, which she escapes easily.

Prayers requested. I know I'm trash, but I do my best for others. I figure that counts for something.

!animalposters !cats !catholics

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The industrial revolution and it's consequences

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True. My educational background lends me towards social service and educational jobs. Strangely the best paying positions don't ask past my associates? So weird.

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Idk what that means but monkey better

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7 cats? Your house stinks. You're used to it, but other people notice and try to avoid staying for too long.

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3 to 4 are fosters but thanks

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You're welcome :marseythumbsup:

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Hey gurl get on that tradwife game.

https://media.tenor.com/EJ1f-SnbfbgAAAAx/stepford-wife.webp

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:marseybow: :marseygeisha:

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Rightoid cute twink simp moment

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Sheila chewed almost all her sutures loose

:derpwhy:

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I know she's BAD!

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The emergency vet said to keep her in the suit until theyre evaluated on the 12th

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Can you get a pic of Sheila in her bodysuit of shame sometime? I don't think I've seen it yet.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728508955433649.webp

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My therapist's cat kept chewing her own fur off with OCD over-washing and so she had to wear a bodysuit for like six months until it finally grew back.

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That's so bad! One of our mini aussies does that to his poor thighs :c

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She could chew on one of my peepee veins and have my aids blood spraying out of the side of my peepee like a pressure washer and the aids blood jet beheads the c*nt

:#gigachad2:

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This is why dogs are superior to cats.

If a dog does something that it shouldn't, you can point your finger, very firmly say "No" and the dog will feel genuine remorse and try hard not to do the bad thing ever again.

Cats are completely different and will literally give you the stink eye while continuing to do the bad thing right in front of you. Cats are untrainable sociopaths.

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Xir, you just have r-slurred cats. I can easily command the cat not to do shit and it listens to me :marseyannoyed:

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Maybe cats only respond to commands auf deutsch

:#marseykaiser:

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NEIN MITSI DAS IST VERBOTEN

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https://media.tenor.com/XyWLpGxWaTwAAAAx/hanukkah-cat.webp

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It's true, I yell "NEIN!" or "RUNTER!" and the cat immediately goes into "bro, don't be so aggressive" mode. I never have problems with cats on desks, they know they don't belong on my plate, yet...

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Lauf, du Ratte!

https://media.tenor.com/TPiHHmbrkBsAAAAx/gestapo-call.webp

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Dogs are r-slurred. Only redeeming quality about shitbulls is that they kill other cute twink dogs

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There's a pepper spray kinda thing you can get for pet wounds that you spray on the cut and it stops them licking it. Last time my cat went to the vet it worked better than the :marseyconeofshame:

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Appreciate the input, but Sheila's crazy, she'd freak out if I changed her routine now!

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Probably Bitrex, same stuff on Nintendo Switch cartridges (go lick one and see). My one dog eats my other dog's poop, so we tried spraying it with Bitrex to try to get her to stop and she was flailing her head around trying to get the bitter taste out of her mouth, all while continuing to eat the entire poop.

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She should try spraying the pepper spray directly into her cat's eyes :#marseywholesome:

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Relatable :marseygiveup: I want money but don't want to work.

What is a cat bodysuit?

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>cat bodysuit

https://media.tenor.com/7437l_lQ-MgAAAAx/catwoman.webp

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literally me

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Post skin :marseybuff:

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The way I'd break the top with my boobs though... crying at the thought :marseycry: :marseyxd:

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Have you considered being a wealthy investor?

It's exactly like being a NEET welfare sponge except people find it attractive rather than pathetic.

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:#marseyshesright:

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Doesn't that require you to be good at math? I'm terrible at math, legitimately bad.

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No, just have lots of money.

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Would you like to give me some start up funds :marseyflirt:

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Its the gray and black suit Sheila's wearing in one or more of my posts. They are protective wear to keep out bacteria/ prevent chewing and scratching.

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I've never heard of that before, poor kitty! :marseycheerup:

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We are new to them too! She'll be good as new in a month or so

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Want to see something really scary?

Just look into a mirror!

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I am not excited about the idea of working 2-3 pt jobs again, but my morning job just isn't going to pay the bills.

Working extra jobs to pay for your 7 special needs cats is rslurred, but that's wholesome as frick.

the harassment and depravity goes deep in the field of education

Go on...

I'm strongly considering working as a part-time freelance tutor again

I made a lot of money tutoring when I was in grad school, it was a great gig. Also, nobody will know if you just don't pay tax on your income.

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You and I could talk shop, new friend! I've tutored under the table since I was young and have hustled hard with that as a side gig

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I just went from four cats to five (distribution system is a b-word), about to possibly re-home one of them due to severe anxiety and litter box issues, and the stress from going from four to five is monumental non-withstanding the r-slurred one. Especially considering the newest one is a 4 month old kitten. I cannot keep up with these furry jokers anymore, the house is theirs. You must have a ton of drive and tolerance for the smell of ammonia to keep up with seven.

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Need season 2 :marseydead:

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I hope all your cats die a slow and painful death :#marseycheers:

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