Gays made the rainbow be the sign of something much better that what it was the sign of before

God be like: I promise I'm not gonna mass murder all of you humans by a global flood again, like I did to every human, every infant, every child, every adult, except Noah's family, take this rainbow in the sky to remind you of my promise. By the way I did not promise that I will not genonice all you through other means, just that it won't be a global flood.

Christians be like: How dare those cute twinks take this beautiful sign of our Creator reminding us that he won't mass holocaust all of us again, like he did last time.