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MrMisandrist xhe/xer Anti-scrote activist :marseysuffragette:  7mo ago (x.com) 847 thread views #259449

The heckin rapture is tomorrow y'all

https://x.com/thescottbarber/status/1776771734328242565

!atheists what are y'all wearing to meet Satan???

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better not be tricking me this time after that last end of the world didn't happen

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1712507598051391.webp

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Jesus has been edging us for centuries now. What a gooner!

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Guess EvangelicLOLs don't know Matthew 24:36 when they made the rapture fanfic.

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

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:marseyakshually: They know the day but not the hour, checkmate le atheists :marseyjesus2:

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These aren't even evangelicals, they're fringe schizos printing shit out of their basement because a secret code in the Book of Enoch told them to.

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This is like 90% of evangelicals

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Matthew 24:36

But no one knows of that day and hour, not even the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

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Evangelicals are so fricking r-slurred that they do not know who Matthew was lol

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Remember to buy Trump's god bible or else you will burn in heck with all the redditors.

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honestly if he shilled using this angle, he probably would have sold out over and over lol

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Finally

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ya i had shit to do tmw but really I was just passing time waiting for this

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:#marseysal:

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I got molested by an older girl so no rapture for me :marseycry:

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Gwood i dwont want two gwo two work

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>Jesus is coming

>Graphic of a cross with mysterious white-ish strands emanating from the tip

:#marseymarge:

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:marseyjesus#: :marseycumplosion#:

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It's already April 8 over here in :marseyaustralian: and I can confirm, the Rapture is indeed happening.

Jesus has returned. He's not making a big deal about it, doesn't want to cause a fuss, but he's back.

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I look up a couple of eclipse videos on YouTube and now my feed is flooded with this religious schizo shit

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:#marseysatanworship1: Jesus is coming! Everyone look busy!

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80% of people are gonna stay down here, I think it'll be fine

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:#donkeykongkart2:

Snapshots:

https://x.com/thescottbarber/status/1776771734328242565:

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