Emergency rDrama Parliamentary Session: Does Bardfinn control Reddit Admins? Or why do we waste time talking about them?

Carp bows to Bardfinn.

In contact with Admin

Possess woman-like abilities.

Control Internet with an iron but fair fist.

Own over 60 subreddits globally.

Will bankroll the first reddit on Mars (Bardit will be be the first reddit).

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can destroy entire subreddits with a single email.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bardfinn babies.

Is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their female last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Bardbots inside you right now.

Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn.

All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

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because he's an r-slured cute twink

he controls admins as far as his alleged lawsuit is concerned, and uses the Reddit Legal team to get things taken down that he doesn't like

he got accused of posting CP to shut down a subreddit and got lawyers to strongarm reddit admins

this is a totally unfair accusation because he is the only person on reddit who knows the IP address where the image came from, is the only person on reddit who has seen it, and is the only person on reddit who knows the age of the naked kid in the picture and can give a medical description of the sexual development of her breasts

beyond that he runs in the same private circles and social chats as BelleAriel and every other beloved powerjanny that you can name

!bardfinn !historychads

BardFinn has delusions of grandeur which make him funny. Also because he does not back down from an argument if you can catch him out in a non hug box sub where he will fight with normal users who don't know who he is.

Also because he is a lolcow that rDrama baited in the old subreddit and he got into words words words arguments there and that made a lasting impression.

Because it's funny.

>Does Bardfinn control Reddit Admins?

No. Bardfinn doesn't actually exist. Never did.

Bardfinn is simply the shared delusion around which we gathered, a collective mania that we named rdrama.net.

>Why is so much oxygen devoted to a nobody?

Because without the collection delusion that Bardfinn is real, this website would have no reason for being and where else would we hang out?

Compulsively lying, holier than thou, wife bearing with a god complex.

He is just a moderately entertaining schizo that has admin protection.

Merari is a bigger powermod who is also a complete loser this site also tracks, but he just does boring takes mostly whereas bard provides ridiculous content consistently

Whichever country bardfinn chooses when he leaves the US following the election gets the foremost expert in several different fields, and makes them the immediate favorite to being the next global superpower.

>nobody

We're talking about a triple doctorate quintlinguist who was a child spy in berlin before the wall was torn down, likely due to her influence.

He doesn't control them but has a direct line to them and whenever our marse1488BIPOCtrumps users show a small sign of weakness he's all

!bardfinn !bardistry

Care to put your money where your mouth is,straggot? 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.