As many of you know (but I didn't know until after I joined the site), I have been living rent-free inside the head of our favorite Reddit powermod, Bardfinn, for many years now. Ever since my arrest in 2015, Bardfinn has constantly gone on unhinged rants about me - in fact, he still does to this very day (here is just one such example). However, I don't believe that I have ever actually spoken to Bardfinn a single time. 
So, that's why I decided to create an account on BlueSky, Bardfinn's social media platform of choice:
https://bsky.app/profile/moonmetropolis.bsky.social 
!Bardfinn, !bardistry, and !trolls, please come up with the funniest possible thing for me to send to Bardfinn. 
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Tell him Marsey Sneedler 1488 he/him boy kitty wife beater bike chain incident Behemoth of Garland Dallas Fort Worth area Steve Atkins Penny Verity Oaken /h/bardfanns !bardfinn Sun room Pilgrim Badge biggest fan club /r/againsthatesubreddits /r/subredditdrama Second Life janny moderator does it for free mop clean it up $0.00 a year spez Steve Huffman Alexis Ohanian Aaron Swartz
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