As many of you know (but I didn't know until after I joined the site), I have been living rent-free inside the head of our favorite Reddit powermod, Bardfinn, for many years now. Ever since my arrest in 2015, Bardfinn has constantly gone on unhinged rants about me - in fact, he still does to this very day (here is just one such example). However, I don't believe that I have ever actually spoken to Bardfinn a single time. 
So, that's why I decided to create an account on BlueSky, Bardfinn's social media platform of choice:
https://bsky.app/profile/moonmetropolis.bsky.social 
!Bardfinn, !bardistry, and !trolls, please come up with the funniest possible thing for me to send to Bardfinn. 
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He's gonna block you right away and you'll prolly get banned
Steve is impossible to troll directly because he never logs off and immediately blocks anyone who disagrees with him
The only way to do it is places where he has no power but obsessively lurks (here) by just talking about him and all his lies and the evil and illegal things he's done
e: although you are THE Goldberg so I imagine you could have a transbian persona with half the site following you in a month via an army of terfy alts attacking you online and irl
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Tell him Marsey Sneedler 1488 he/him boy kitty wife beater bike chain incident Behemoth of Garland Dallas Fort Worth area Steve Atkins Penny Verity Oaken /h/bardfanns !bardfinn Sun room Pilgrim Badge biggest fan club /r/againsthatesubreddits /r/subredditdrama Second Life janny moderator does it for free mop clean it up $0.00 a year spez Steve Huffman Alexis Ohanian Aaron Swartz
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Best friend is BardWatch with 441 mentions
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I'm gonna keep creating more and more BlueSky accounts and send him shit like this over and over again. It will be absolutely hilarious to see his paranoia rising.
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Update: suspended already.
Better go make account #2.
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Before you send it to him again and waste an account, first of all send this to his
cult, or on bluesky pages in general, for them to become aware that Steven is a domestic abuser felon, and see how they react to it 
!bardfinn
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They wouldn't care. Most of them are probably convicted s*x offenders.
@MoonMetropolis say this as a feminist ally: Total.
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So just try to spread it onto BlueSky in general, Steven is very aware of the crimes that he committed against his own family and his stay in jail.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Best friend is BardWatch with 442 mentions
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Send him this pic though and tell him you fixed his tiny offset face
Old for comparison:
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Top 10 bard respectors:
BardWatch: 441
ACA: 319
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Patsy))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))): 179
911roofer: 97
RWBY: 95
arsey: 93
FormerLurKONG: 92
UncleAbortion: 90
ENGLANDSHILL: 82
SpittingScrapmetal: 69
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Account #3:
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Instantly jannied
!bardfinn do you guys think bardy is a bluesky admin?
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It seems likely, as BlueSky was created primarily to be a commiepedo
echo chamber for degenerate vermin like him. I'd imagine that it would be pretty easy for a 
Reddit powermod to become a janny on BlueSky, and the breakneck speed at which my accounts have been getting nuked definitely backs that up. 
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Best friend is BardWatch with 446 mentions
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Have you asked him why he locked his son in a closet for washing a bike chain in the potty? Tell him we liked the story so much, we made a Marsey of it
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Something that gets you sent to prison again.
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How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?
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I'm a feminist anyways, you r-slurred mutilated fetishist.
YWNBAW.
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I'm cis.
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You know downvoting does nothing but give free dc, right?
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How about this:
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s are disgusting, depraved sexual predators and 41% isn't nearly high enough.
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Hi
@MinecraftBee, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
Furry rights are human rights. Here at our church, we strongly believe thatFurry rights are human rightsand we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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invite him to rdrama
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Wait, did you actually order ISIS to perform that terror attack in garland? That's pretty cool.
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No. The FBI did. 60 Minutes did an entire piece about it.
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Oh, I think I actually watched that piece. Too bad we don't have an ISIS commander here.
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You should have cybersex with xer
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do it
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Hi
@MoonMetropolis, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
I say this as a feminist ally. Here at our church, we strongly believe thatI say this as a feminist allyand we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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Account #2:
@MoonMetropolis say this as a feminist ally.
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You have a lovely smile
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What you're referring to as terrorism is actually stochastic/terrorism Ala the gnu Linux copy pasta
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!slots1488
Snapshots:
here:
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Bardfinn's social media platform of choice:
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https://bsky.app/profile/moonmetropolis.bsky.social:
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omg hi
@MoonMetropolis!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
I say this as a feminist allylol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt haveI say this as a feminist allyin it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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