As many of you know (but I didn't know until after I joined the site), I have been living rent-free inside the head of our favorite Reddit powermod, Bardfinn, for many years now. Ever since my arrest in 2015, Bardfinn has constantly gone on unhinged rants about me - in fact, he still does to this very day (here is just one such example). However, I don't believe that I have ever actually spoken to Bardfinn a single time. 
So, that's why I decided to create an account on BlueSky, Bardfinn's social media platform of choice:
https://bsky.app/profile/moonmetropolis.bsky.social 
!Bardfinn, !bardistry, and !trolls, please come up with the funniest possible thing for me to send to Bardfinn. 
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Wait, did you actually order ISIS to perform that terror attack in garland? That's pretty cool.
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No. The FBI did. 60 Minutes did an entire piece about it.
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Oh, I think I actually watched that piece. Too bad we don't have an ISIS commander here.
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