As many of you know (but I didn't know until after I joined the site), I have been living rent-free inside the head of our favorite Reddit powermod, Bardfinn, for many years now. Ever since my arrest in 2015, Bardfinn has constantly gone on unhinged rants about me - in fact, he still does to this very day (here is just one such example). However, I don't believe that I have ever actually spoken to Bardfinn a single time. 
So, that's why I decided to create an account on BlueSky, Bardfinn's social media platform of choice:
https://bsky.app/profile/moonmetropolis.bsky.social 
!Bardfinn, !bardistry, and !trolls, please come up with the funniest possible thing for me to send to Bardfinn. 
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Something that gets you sent to prison again.
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How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?
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I'm a feminist anyways, you r-slurred mutilated fetishist.
YWNBAW.
@MoonMetropolis say this as a feminist ally.
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I'm cis.
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You know downvoting does nothing but give free dc, right?
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How about this:
@MoonMetropolis say this as a feminist ally:
s are disgusting, depraved sexual predators and 41% isn't nearly high enough.
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