Hey, folks — the assertion that JD Vance used a latex glove and couch cushions as a s*x toy? 100% False. Please report any comments asserting that.
One of our rules is "No Low Quality Posts or Comments", and character assassination & disinformation of the kind that asserts that JD Vance, Senator from Ohio, Fascist Fanboy, Republican Vice President Nominee 2024 gave backshots to a chesterfield —
That's just not true, and is therefore low quality, and against our rules.
So please, do not comment here asserting that JD Vance, Author of Hillbilly Elegy, made sweet, sweet carnal love to a glove, whether nitrile or latex, whether lodged into a bench, sofa, couch, chaise longue, chesterfield, papasan, mattress, box springs, etc.
It's not true. JD Vance did not write that he fricked a couch.
Please report any such comments. And be sure to let everyone know that JD Vance absolutely never wrote that he bred an ottoman, with or without a condom.
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If you think that someone made a sexual comment about couch cushions, gloves, or pillows, you're an actual terrorist.
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idk I find couch cushions and watermelons less likely to say no
!male feminists
But also the War on Terrorism was bad.
!burgers !anticommunists
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Not as bad as 9/11 !familyman
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Bardfinn tells lies
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Bardfinn is a man who wears his grandma's panties
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Wow! There have been 17769 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24
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BARD BOT ALERT!Current streak was: 0 days 00 hours 23 minutes and 01 seconds
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Jannies cannot consent to sexual comments therefore it is r*pe.
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It's cute when he pretends to care about honesty
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@MoonMetropolis say this as a feminist ally.
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Lol. Lmao even.
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janny with a mop. janny with a mop.
Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.
6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.
Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.
Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.
Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.
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Hi @MoonMetropolis, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
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