Hey, folks — the assertion that JD Vance used a latex glove and couch cushions as a s*x toy? 100% False. Please report any comments asserting that.
One of our rules is "No Low Quality Posts or Comments", and character assassination & disinformation of the kind that asserts that JD Vance, Senator from Ohio, Fascist Fanboy, Republican Vice President Nominee 2024 gave backshots to a chesterfield —
That's just not true, and is therefore low quality, and against our rules.
So please, do not comment here asserting that JD Vance, Author of Hillbilly Elegy, made sweet, sweet carnal love to a glove, whether nitrile or latex, whether lodged into a bench, sofa, couch, chaise longue, chesterfield, papasan, mattress, box springs, etc.
It's not true. JD Vance did not write that he fricked a couch.
Please report any such comments. And be sure to let everyone know that JD Vance absolutely never wrote that he bred an ottoman, with or without a condom.
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If you think that someone made a sexual comment about couch cushions, gloves, or pillows, you're an actual terrorist.
!chuds
idk I find couch cushions and watermelons less likely to say no
!male feminists
But also the War on Terrorism was bad.
!burgers !anticommunists
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Jannies cannot consent to sexual comments therefore it is r*pe.
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Not as bad as 9/11 !familyman
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Bardfinn tells lies
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Bardfinn is a man who wears his grandma's panties
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Wow! There have been 17769 rent free mentions since 2022-09-24
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
rdrama is currently running at 395.833 µBardyhertz
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