Bard spotting on Bluesky 25 July 2024

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Crowdstrike offered that $10 giftcard because anyone that accepts it is accepting compensation for their damages, thereby absolving Crowdstrike of compensating them any further from lawsuits etc

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Even if they say "this is solely an apology", down the line they will argue to a court or insurance company that it was a settlement

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The madlady

Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com):

8-SECOND KAMALA HARRIS AD: x.com/KamalaHQ/sta...

TRUMP AT RALLY: "And then their campaign says (goofy voice) 'I'm the prosecutor, and he is the convicted felon—"

HARRIS (VOICEOVER): "I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this message."

Luesia shroom 🌞😎 summer time! (@luesiashroom.bsky.social):

Lol, someone blocked me while I was mid comment.

What happened esentally was someone posted something about Kosa and the haratige foundation trying to block trans media from children, I gave my opinion of the post saying that I understand both sides,➡️

Luesia shroom 🌞😎 summer time! (@luesiashroom.bsky.social):

I understand the frustrations of the right and the left. I understand the fears of having their children being "brainwashed" by trans media. I also understand the frustration and fear expressed by the LGBTQ community toward these issues, ultimately. ➡️

Luesia shroom 🌞😎 summer time! (@luesiashroom.bsky.social):

I wish for both sides to put down their animosity toward one another and try to understand each other.

Hating the left for being themselves isn't easy on the bones. The same follows for the right. I hope we can come together one day.

I love yall.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The Heritage Foundation want to impose their bigoted prejudices on all others under the colour of law, through bad faith claims of being persecuted if they're not allowed. That's all. They want control over the lives, bodies, and societies of others. There's nothing to compromise with, there.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Bitcoin is money for criminals. There are multiple transphobic / White Identity Extremism terrorist groups that are afloat and thriving today because they don't have to run the risk of law enforcement forensically accounting them into jail cells, because they launder funds thru Bitcoin

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Cryptocurrency and NFTs were neat ideas with horrific correlates

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Spreading the fakenews that JD Vance banged furniture isn't analogous to GOP tactics.

Now, if we started a movement to hijack public high school biology classes to Teach the Controversy that JD Vance has multiple children with multiple Chesterfields — call it, oh, "Interior Design Theory" …

potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@feral-bear.bsky.social):

critical furniture theory

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

There once was a candidate, Vance

Accused of Couchez-Sans-Le-Pants

It was simply not true,

Yet the rumours, they grew

Until even the AP recants

AkivaMCohen (@akivamcohen.bsky.social):

An Ohio guy named Vance

Would always remove his pants

To get on his couch

For (mental ouch!)

Hot man-furniture romance

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I've travelled back in time here from 2028

Good news and bad news

Good news: The Democratic candidate for POTUS beat out the GOP, Republican, Tea Party, MAGA party, Trump party, and Right party candidates, easily

Bad news: You can't say "S*fa" on social media anym—

Maude Basking In The TV's Glow (she/they)🏳️⚧️ (@eventuallymaude.bsky.social):

Are we still in touch in 2028? If so, did I go with giant shell breast implants or expanders?

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Dreamt that I picked up a heavy, gold link bracelet - the kind made "for men" — and in my hands it transformed as I put it on, into a cuff of lovely, tiny pastel beads in soft lavenders, blues, pinks, oranges, graceful and light and matte, a field of flowers

A lovely perfect metaphor for transition

rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):

I've had this run by me for vetting, and with the caveat that I don't know many specifics about Twitter's internal tooling, this doesn't even pass the basic sniff test to me for multiple reasons: there's no certificate for the sub-subdomain and never has been, the exceptions lists are WAY too short,

Disrespecful Lawyer, da king of kings (@respectfullawyer.bsky.social):

elon musk literally gave the libs of tik tok a hood pass

rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):

there's no internal accounts, test accounts, accounts of other prominent users outside a very narrow bubble, etc; some of the accounts are misspelled; the wordlist is missing a TON of slurs that any list should have and does have a bunch of words that are not in common use among that crowd --

adrian (@aaaaaadrian.com):

Does the fact that the account was almost immediately suspended after posting it bear any weight? Obviously there can be a million things we can't see that the account was doing, but the timing is what surprised me.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

With the way XChan is run, no. Nothing can be readily inferred from it other than "someone felt this was a threat to X's stability"

adrian (@aaaaaadrian.com):

XChan 😂 — very good point.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️ (@sophianyx.bsky.social):

name a horror film that is overrated.

dead but delicious (@glitchknitter.bsky.social):

The Blair Witch Project. Just boring.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It splits so well - either people think it's boring shakycam that does nothing for them, or it's the most horrific cinema they've ever witnessed

My nightmares growing up involving witches, houses, and etc likely influenced how I was affected by it

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Wrap it up. Three degrees of meme kenning has been accomplished with the couchbounce

Hemry, Local Bartender (@bartenderhemry.bsky.social):

This is my mona lisa

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

MC 900 ft Jesus released the eternal "Truth is Out of Style" in 1990.

Haven Perez (@havenperez.bsky.social):

God, I loved MC 900ft Jesus.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

MC 900 ft Jesus & the KLF just blew my mind as a teenager who until then had only really heard country & western and folk songs

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