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rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
I fricking love the people who are reposting my thread about ban evasion with "but [useless measure] at least slows people down!"
No, it fricking doesn't. If it fricking slowed people down I'd have to do a whole heck of a lot less frustrating repetitive work day in, day out.
Orthanc (@orthanc.bsky.social):
I find your threads really interesting because it just shows how much of our instincts are wrong about this stuff.
Like yes, friction is good for nudging community norms, but it's depressing finding out how determined some people are to be buttholes so friction has no effect
SuperAarthi, Witch of Stories (@superaarthi.bsky.social):
This speaks to why people struggle with this! In real life we are more likely to encounter opportunistic crime, so you lock your doors and hide your valuables to deter potential crime. But it's completely different when someone is determined to commit crime even if it's really inconvenient for them!
SuperAarthi, Witch of Stories (@superaarthi.bsky.social):
Like why would someone go through the trouble of getting past so many hurdles over and over in an arms race just to post garbage on the internet? It seems completely illogical and divorced from our own realities, but those people exist and people like Rah have actual experience dealing with them
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
When I stop and force myself to think about it from the perspective of someone who isn't frustrated as frick, it is kind of encouraging that people genuinely don't believe the level of awfulness that any given T&S team is dealing with.
SuperAarthi, Witch of Stories (@superaarthi.bsky.social):
Tbh, I wouldn't have even conceptualized some of the stuff you've talked about, if I hadn't learned about it from you, both in terms of how determined bad actors can be and the toll it takes for people to deal with them. I don't think we could properly even imagine what it's like
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
It's one of the reasons I do these sorts of explainer threads so often! It's the kind of thing where no one understands the degree of difficulty of the problem, and I was one of the people who was in that first terrible wave of T&S before there really were best practices established
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
Or before we knew the psychological toll it takes to work at any sort of appreciable scale, or how to mitigate the damage it causes (to the extent we even can). I get really annoyed when people act like these solutions are easy. They are not easy!
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
They are so not easy that we as an industry have been working on them for 25 years or so and we've gotten, like, maybe 10% of the way to a solution! And people always accuse us of somehow just not doing the "obvious" solution (because we don't care, is the implication)
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
And they don't stop to think that maybe if no one in the entire industry is doing the "obvious" solution they just came up with in three seconds of thinking about the problem, it's because we already did, and either a) it made the problem worse --
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
-- or b) it didn't make the problem appreciably better and it had huge downsides for the service as a whole. There's also so much stuff that other sites are doing because of inertia or because they've always done it, but it's not the state of the art anymore because things have moved way on.
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
Working in T&S is miserable. It's soul-destroying, traumatizing, and full of horrors. The pay is terrible, the working conditions are awful, and very, very few companies give it anywhere near the credit they deserve. We sure as frick don't do it for any reason other than that we care, passionately.
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
Every person I know who works in T&S does so because they care so deeply and intensely about online community and people they're willing to put up with the constant exposure to beheading videos, the child s*x abuse, the animal torture, and the billion other ways people are awful to each other.
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
People who don't care don't last. You need to have a reason to do this work, or else you won't ever psychologically survive it. It is infuriating when people insist that because someone doesn't solve an unsolvable problem, perfectly and immediately, that they're somehow The Enemy.
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social):
I don't know Aaron personally beyond what he posts and the few conversations we've had, but even just from that, I can tell that he's an extremely thoughtful person who knows his shit and is genuinely working to balance a thousand different priorities while everything is on fire and also exploding.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Moderation is much like being the protagonist of "Edge of Tomorrow". You have no training, everything is on fire, exploding, or wants to kill you, you're trying to keep everyone alive, and you will do it all again & again until you can dance thru it while smiling, backwards, in high heels
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Get r*ped cute twink
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Amy Hoy (@amyhoy.bsky.social):
somebody just told me not to demonize peepee cheney
bluesky news day complete
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
leans into mic Can't demonize what's already demonic
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
This is untrue; he merely prefers that they issue a press release afterward that says "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice-President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week."
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[)iz /\stra (@dizastra.bsky.social):
initiate self-destruct authorization code Picard 4-7 Alpha Tango
🦾 Fit⁷ 💎 un'anomalia spazio-temporale 💅 'chronic' (iTH) (@fit7.bsky.social):
why waste a perfectly good starship (47 mentioned!)
now a Varon-T disruptor, on most PAINFUL setting ..
[)iz /\stra (@dizastra.bsky.social):
who has time to find Kivas Fajo?
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
All we need is one Ferengi who runs a bar which has a very special holosuite
[)iz /\stra (@dizastra.bsky.social):
everyone needs one
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Sage 🏳️⚧️ (@trans.bsky.social):
Lipsyncher the singing lipstick demon is so c*nty. i love her aesthetics.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
choking noises
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Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
no idea why my severe adhd butt put a warm lacroix in my freezer to cool last night but now my freezer smells like pamplemousse 😔
Kayla (Rachel) (@skyforgetech.com):
kill the voice in your head that lies to you
"I can be trusted to put this soda in the freezer without forgetting about it. Nothing bad will happen if i put this bottle into the freezer."
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
it WILL happe again.
Kayla (Rachel) (@skyforgetech.com):
Gonna open a class that clicker trains puppy girls to fetch their sodas from the freezer.
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
tempting fate by doing this again right now
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
AND ILL DO IT AGAIN
Juni! 🥰 (@queen-of-the.pelf.ie):
EMMA NO!
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
YOU CANT STOP ME, JUNI
chelsea bridge 🏳️⚧️ (@secretaboutbox.bsky.social):
I WILL STOP YOU FROM HERE
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
TRY ME
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
puts a second lacroix in the freezer just to destroy god
becs 🏳️⚧️ (@ohno.imightbe.gay):
i'm just curious, have you ever tried putting several cans in the fridge before you want to drink them?
chelsea bridge 🏳️⚧️ (@secretaboutbox.bsky.social):
whoa whoa what is this sequential order shit
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
rigth?! i have hot soda. i want cold soda NOW. no wait. only cold soda!
Erin :3 (@soundanderinys.bsky.social):
i wonder what total wine employees would do if you walked in with your own drinks and put them in the cold-drinkerator by the checkout lines without buying anything
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Have a panic attack
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Have you owned the libs yet?
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Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
Me'n'who? I'll do the biting 😈
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
😳
Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
I bite.. HARD 😘
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
EEEE
Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
Nom! 🫦
Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
If you want to be bitten, you can just ask me nicely 😘
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
BITE ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THST IS GOOD AND HOLY
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
🫢
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
that just slipped out
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Our teeth slipped in
Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
I'm sure we can share her 😈
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
i am at a dr's appointment!!! y'all can't make me melt right now
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
V—-V
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Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
Oh we can! Making good girls melt in public is one of my favorite things to do 😈
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
itdpydkgzkgvzktsyodtowutsjgzlhc
bsky was a mistake 😵💫
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
💋
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Sy Nakamura (@theredprince.bsky.social):
Tonight is going to hit some kind of a record for tweets, substacks, tiktoks, and podcasts deleted.
Sy Nakamura (@theredprince.bsky.social):
The day the grifters fried
We started singing FRY FRY SHADY BUTT GRIFTERS FRY
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Hahahahahah
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
D'oh
Parfum for Men
Matt (@mattsiegel.bsky.social):
hahahaha XD
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I cannot emphasise enough how badly I need the "Subreddit Moderator / Subreddit / Reddit User Account" listing from this documentation.
It might give me nothing useful; it might break open six years' worth of research.
Adrian Chadd (@erikarn.bsky.social):
immediate FOIA? :P
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Lol it'd be [redacted] out the wazoo and/or flat denied under the aegis of being part of an ongoing investigation and/or painting a target on the people on the "anti-influencer list" aka "Kremlin-approved character assassination / Fair Game targets"
Adrian Chadd (@erikarn.bsky.social):
oh i'm sure, but it's feel like it's gonna be one of those things that's now on some friends perpetual "will keep asking for this in a FOIA every few years" lists, because holy shit if it DOES come out...
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I would never shut up
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Ok there would be circumstances in which I would be quiet but once i could talk about it, I would never shut up
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I cannot emphasise enough how badly I need the "Subreddit Moderator / Subreddit / Reddit User Account" listing from this documentation.
It might give me nothing useful; it might break open six years' worth of research.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
When Reddit took action on accounts connected to the Secondary Infektion manipulation operation, it provided little to no useful info for me; all the linked accounts were interdicted in the process of astroturfing, badly.
www.reddit.com/r/redditsecu...
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lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com):
they found a lava tube on the moon everyone!!!
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com):
heck yeah
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
This is big
100 meters big as per the embedded scale
Hestia (@thegentlestorm.bsky.social):
Moonussy
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I'm like a bird (will leave 𒄷 impression in the mud)
🍂🌖🍁pallas, pensive 🍁🌖🍂 (@proserpina.bsky.social):
who among us does not leave cuneiform impressions in the mud
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I'm Mushin'
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Trump's political career has always been about being a bull in a china shop and smashing everything he can
Get out and vote
We can stop him and his enablers
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Daniel Malmer (@malmer.com):
My take on Philadelphia: lots of unnecessary Ben Franklin.
Daniel Malmer (@malmer.com):
Except the statue commemorating Benjamin Franklin selling the first hot dog, that's epic.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Legend has it the hot dog is still in the time capsule under that cornerstone
Daniel Malmer (@malmer.com):
Possibly still edible, or no less edible, anyway.
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Philip Bump (@pbump.com):
This piece focuses on Trump's efforts to cast doubt in ridiculous ways but begins by noting that his attacks on E. Jean Carroll were handwritten by him on Trump campaign stationery. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Smirnoff-Sprite (@smirnov-spite.bsky.social):
Sounds like another lawsuit and multimillion dollar judgment is needed for him to get the message.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
He is an example of read-only personality disorder
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
LifeProTip: Don't use the vintage Tupperware to refrigerate the leftover sauerkraut.
A year in baking soda and multiple bleachings and the sauerkraut scent is still emanating from this tupperware pickle jar
Genevieve (@jenuhveeve.bsky.social):
I see no problem here
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Sauerkraut doesn't go well with black olives.
Genevieve (@jenuhveeve.bsky.social):
Skill issue
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Lol
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
"Silver lining": we can reliably know that 31% of American adults are gullible, anti-science know-nothings who will march off a cliff if their political "football team" points them there
JFC
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It's super instructive and enlightening that I don't have, and don't need, a blocklist dedicated solely to "sexists / creeps / misogynists", because if someone is a creepy misogynist, they're also going to show behaviour that falls under one (usually more!) of the other categories.
With. Out. Fail.
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nora neurosismancer 🏳️⚧️ (@neurosismancer.gay):
the brianna wu discourse is reminding me of how much i hope ray blanchard dies soon and how much ill celebrate when he finally does kick off
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
As always, "I don't want [horrible transphobe] to die; I want [horrible transphobe] to have a realisation of the evil and harm they have done, publicly and often recant, and contribute substantial portions of their retirement pensions to trans charities, for the rest of their days"
Heck is too good
nora neurosismancer 🏳️⚧️ (@neurosismancer.gay):
oh for sure but what are the odds of the latter happening? ill take what i can get
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I keep hoping for one domino to topple. One card to shift.
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David Buchanan (@retr0.id):
rather than a single +30s button, the optimal microwave oven would be equipped with +1s, +2s, +4s, +8s, +16s, +32s, +64s, etc.
investors hmu
Natanael, Tech janitor (@natanael.bsky.social):
2^N
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Now I am imagining a microwave oven with an eight-DIP-switch + toggle-throw front panel that only accepts run instructions in EBCDIC encoded COBOL, no card or tape interface, as IBM intended
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Tina is chomp (@tinaonmain.bsky.social):
Why are we calling them girl peepees and not coquettes?
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Because of L'cadémie Française
Tina is chomp (@tinaonmain.bsky.social):
a coquette would very likely kill an academician on the spot 😱
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
love when a fart finishes about an octave up from where it starts
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
You are a true fart empress
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Please read; Rahaeli is an expert on dealing with bad actors from the social media sysadmin side.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I will add here:
A lot of high-profile "look at me, abusing the site's open registration, ban evading, etc" campaigns like this exist specifically to drive people away and/or persuade the targets to harass admins on behalf.
Don't do that.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The serial ban evader is a sociopath, by his own admission (in not so many words, but definitely by his own admission).
He's enjoying driving people to harass the admins.
We know what this kind of situation is, and how to respond to it.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
When a terrorist engineers you into a frantic situation designed to make you anxious and desperate, hands you a detonator and says "blow /that guy/ up before he blows you up",
You throw the goddarned detonator overboard
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Brianna Wu's embrace of hatemongers & hatemongering incenses me, specifically b/c she experienced the machine be directed at her, felt the pain it caused her and the people she cares about, & then they offered her release if she would just throw "Tumblrinas" under the bus, & she did
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
They lovebombed her, after torturing her, and she embraced them. She could have walked away, but didn't.
Knowing what they do
Knowing they intend for suffering and death
She helps them
To me, that is evil
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
She accepts their premise, that "Womanhood" is a Platonic ideal, with definite parameters, approximating traditional American WASP upper-class notions
A Platonic, prescriptivist ideal which can be gatekept & administered
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
She's right on one thing.
It is about power.
The power to live our lives for ourselves and our cultures, families, loved ones, religions.
Not hers. Not Richard Hanania's, not the hate machine she's embraced.
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Sab Steele (@voidmother.bsky.social):
every time, there's that one idiot who goes "i don't like or agree with Jai, but [extremely vigorous defense of someone nobody who isn't in the can for Jai regards as normal or moral behavior]"
Mandate of Heaven-less behavior
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
There is no return from that
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heh checkmate chud, you posted facts and sources in...
BAD FAITH
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janny with a mop. janny with a mop.
Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.
6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.
Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.
Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.
Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.
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