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Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social):
ive been prank texting the number for jd vance in the iranian dossier all day and he hasnt responded 😭
Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social):
Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social):
i have a whole plot going where the staff is revealed to be sentient eels
Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social):
im gonna get a secret service visit arent i
Frantic Bathroom Deletion Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social):
And you're going to talk to them, I can feel it
Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social):
quick ken what should i do if this happens
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Hope one of them is an unmarried woman surname of Jackson, so that you can tell her "I'm sorry, Miss Jackson, for the four eels texts"
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Hillary Monahan (@hillarymonahan.bsky.social):
Cannot make this shit up.
Woman next door, who has not said a single R sound in her 30+ year Boston life, is hanging out the front door of her house holding a cup of Dunkies, wearing a Celtics sweatshirt, and screaming CONNAH (Conner) GET YA BUTT INSIDE IT'S COLD OUT YA GONNA CATCH COVID.
Serenity "Lady of Shallots" Dee 🍜 (@sapphixy.bsky.social):
I once came across a TikTok from a Bostonian objecting vehemently and sincerely to a TikTok from some dude in central MA giving proper pronunciation of MA place names because he had a mostly rhotic accent. (I say "mostly" because he still pronounced Woburn like a Southie.)
Julia S. (@booktweeting.bsky.social):
the phoneme fairies gave the people of Central Massachusetts the ability to pronounce an interstitial R but took away their ability to pronounce interstitial T in exchange
this is an impor-un difference
Serenity "Lady of Shallots" Dee 🍜 (@sapphixy.bsky.social):
are you telling me that for some people it's not "Wuster" but "Wusser"?
Julia S. (@booktweeting.bsky.social):
Wissdah
Serenity "Lady of Shallots" Dee 🍜 (@sapphixy.bsky.social):
there's a Hampton Roads (e.g. Norfolk, Virginia Beach) accent that seems to have lost all consonants except for some nasals
"Feather and Fin" became "e'erãhĩ"
Julia S. (@booktweeting.bsky.social):
hyperlocal pronunciation is so interesting to me
Serenity "Lady of Shallots" Dee 🍜 (@sapphixy.bsky.social):
Yeah, I'm not even sure how to transcribe the sound that the /ð/ in feather became
/ʍ/, maybe
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
There's an accent, i don't know what the name of it is, that transforms "allright" into aɪ̯ŋeɪ̯, just eliding every consonant, a glide of vowels thru the sinuses
Serenity "Lady of Shallots" Dee 🍜 (@sapphixy.bsky.social):
I know that when I code switch into Black American English "alright" sounds more like "aight".
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Wendy Carlos Williams (@nataliereed84.bsky.social):
Also, you know, in retrospect… they really did start targeting trans people and making a big deal about us pretty much immediately after the UK and US legalized gay marriage on the national level. It's a lot more of an obvious transferrence of a political project than it seemed at the time.
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/20...
It has been a long running campaign that did, indeed, launch right after Obergefell was decided
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Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
there was a new study published today in Nature showing that state-level anti-trans laws increase suicide among trans kids up to 72%.
when we say that the New York Times (and other rags of equal repute) is killing us, that's because IT IS LITERALLY KILLING US
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Leaving this here - Another study published by other authors last year shows the same effect — anti-trangender laws have a measurable effect in hate crime homicides targeting transgender people, 2015-2022
journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1...
Emma Cumslutress 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
ughhh it makes me so fricking mad
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Another study published by other authors last year shows the same effect — anti-trangender laws have a measurable effect in hate crime homicides targeting transgender people, 2015-2022
journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1...
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
They would have embraced Vance for networking with Groypers. Trump dined with Nick Fuentes. Groypers marched on Congress on Jan 6. The GOP need SturmAbteilung.
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
If anyone needs me I will be in a cupboard hyper ventilating into a paper bag
Julia Rusty Ralston, the ðude. 🔜 BLFC 🍉 (@imrustyokay.bsky.social):
Thankfully New York doesn't allow for faithless electors, but having him as one of those electors is absolutely insane.
Something I'd imagine New York State may want to take care of real soon...
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
civilian bcgs just dropped
vena kava (@
oakley.bsky.social):
holy frick lmao
them frames are in boldface
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
With an h1 header tag
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Gold star if you can guess, without looking, what this refers to
Octocryptid 🜬 (@octocryptid.bsky.social):
Oh come the frick on
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Everyone has to get experience somehow.
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David Noll (@david.noll.org):
Nice try but according to ethics expert Samuel Alito these upgrades had no value if the seats were not being used
Warhammerchick🌴 (@celticdragon1.bsky.social):
Omg this is bugfrick insane
I thought it was garden variety taxi medallion or building permits corruption.
No no no no this is big boy shit lmao
Foreign government bribery lololol
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
E mol u mental
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Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It is a blessing to wake up from a nightmare, because it means I am not so exhausted that I doze through the nightmare, it means I am getting REM sleep instead of a few hours of non-REM sleep. It means I've woken up.
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ᚊᚒᚓᚓᚅᚐᚌᚓᚏ (@ciara2001.bsky.social):
If anyone would like a bit of playtime:
Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Added to the list he doesn't believe exists
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Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.
6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.
Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.
Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.
Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.
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