Bard spotting on Bluesky 07 October 2024

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I DID IT

SIX BARS OF INTRO

SOUNDS SUPER

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

3/2 time signature

Three half notes, aka three beats in a bar

sixteen slots in a sequencer

Have to work out how to make 3/2 work in a 4/4 sequencer

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

3/2 is an approximation time signature, and the sheet music I have doesn't write a rest in where there is a rest in the performed music. There's an unwritten rest in every single bar

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I took a stab at contributing something unique to the "right wing kooks scream about Joker movie being a musical" but honestly all I can do not to scream "he's a homicidal sociopath not a hero not an antihero if you fetishise Phoenix's character run do not walk to be committed to psych care"

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Twerps who sneer at people who enjoy funkopops out of one side of their face gnashing their teeth that their fictional spiritual guru is a fictional character owned by & written by people who use it to make art

Strap onto a rocket to mars. Leave. Begone. Jfc

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

Rani Baker passed away?!

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

@skywitches.net

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Yes, last year.

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

Oh that hurts I really liked her she's how I met my BFF Raven

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

She passed away about a year ago. Early October is a rollercoaster, birthdays and deathdays

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

Do you know what killed her? Did she at least go peacefully?

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Don't know how. Someone broke the news and i didn't pry

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

Okay thank you Penny I think I'm gonna go cry now

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

now this might be an anti-immigrant sentiment

and to be clear i don't care

but it will be a cold day in heck when i listen to some shithead canadian about what it means to be texan

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I wonder which shithead canadian one might be referring to (i am not actually wondering)

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

i've done 3 loads of laundry a cleaned up a large chunk of my floor today.

the laundry was what was on the floor.

i still deserve applause and treats.

treats are weed.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Rubber ducky

You're the one

Debug my brain

Just for fun

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

3/2 time signature

Three half notes, aka three beats in a bar

sixteen slots in a sequencer

Have to work out how to make 3/2 work in a 4/4 sequencer

The Book of the Void (@eddyrobinson.bsky.social):

Which sequencer

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Andrew Huang's Flip

It's pretty intuitive and powerful, I'm just on a mission to learn music by jumping into the deep end from the high dive

The Book of the Void (@eddyrobinson.bsky.social):

Oh, you'll have to go with Euclidean methods then, like divisions of 6,5,5

Or become a sequencer nerd if you have too many friends already

cassandra (@its.cassie.baby):

i don't know who needs to hear this but in no world do trans women get treated like white cis women, that is not true, that does not happen

cassandra (@its.cassie.baby):

wild

eva (@eva.computer):

what does this even mean

like what practical actionable steps are being requested here to be a "good" trans woman

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I used to be against "[shibboleth] in user handle, opinion discarded" until dudes like this

eva (@eva.computer):

bowties universally mean college republican or the most annoying queer person imaginable

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

we do need common non-gendered honorifics in English

"Greetings, grungler, may I take your coat?"

John Harrold (@abumirchi.com):

So I grew up in the south and I use sir and ma'am reflexively. Is there a non gendered equivalent? I don't want to offend folks, but I do like the respectful aspect of addressing people.

Spooky Nakamura🎃 (@theredprince.bsky.social):

See? This is a perfect moment to use hobo!

"Good evening hobo, may I take your coat?"

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Citizen.

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

we do need common non-gendered honorifics in English

"Greetings, grungler, may I take your coat?"

John Harrold (@abumirchi.com):

So I grew up in the south and I use sir and ma'am reflexively. Is there a non gendered equivalent? I don't want to offend folks, but I do like the respectful aspect of addressing people.

Omnes Omnibus (@omnesomnibus.bsky.social):

Citizen? Too French? Or too triggering to the Right?

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Slowly drifting towards pronouncing it "Citoyen" until the MAGAs heads explode

Omnes Omnibus (@omnesomnibus.bsky.social):

It was spelled that way when I first wrote it, but putting it in italics was more than I could face at this time on a Monday.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

21 / 16!

Kim Hu (@kimhu.bsky.social):

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

In case anyone is wondering why I am suddenly much less "Talks about extremism" and much more "dashing myself into the steepest cliff of learning I can find", it's because I shouted "pull up whoop whoop" for 9 years and now I have my elbows knees forearms head tucked braced for impact

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Would rather frustrate and humiliate myself by trying to shove an odd time signature through the eye of a needle than watch us hit or narrowly miss the fascism mountain

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

3/2 time signature

Three half notes, aka three beats in a bar

sixteen slots in a sequencer

Have to work out how to make 3/2 work in a 4/4 sequencer

Sherman's Ghost (@popoffvalve.bsky.social):

Change the song. The composer was pranking you.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It's just an odd time signature.

One two three

Four, five six

Sev 8 9

'N'

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October Project - Bury My Lovely

Sherman's Ghost (@popoffvalve.bsky.social):

I am just joking. As I tap my foot in sympathetic frustration.

Darbyscastle (@darbyscastle.bsky.social):

Trump to open second golf course at Scotland resort in summer 2025 www.rawstory.com/trump-scotla...

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Trump to open second golf course at Scotland resort in summer 2025

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Lol he can open it by letter delivered via his attorney

Darbyscastle (@darbyscastle.bsky.social):

Lol

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Backdoors. "A mandatory national surveillance apparatus" = backdoors.

The thing about backdoors is that anyone with the right keys - or who can access the right hallways - can use the backdoors.

Dave Wilburn (@davemwilburn.bsky.social):

I'm increasingly convinced that the best gift you can give a hostile foreign intelligence service is to let your domestic security service build a mandatory national surveillance apparatus.

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

Any tips for a girl who has a lot of body hair I mean it takes hours for me to shave cause I have to shave my legs arms whole torso anything to make it easier

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

It comes down to finding the right safety razor. Which is - of course - trial & error

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

What about like nair is that a good option

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Also, trial and error. It will likely cause redness & irritation at least the first time, & you can't wash with soaps / shampoos the day before or after, because your skin oil protects your skin from the nair. It's lye, basically. It's dissolving your hair & turns your skin oil to soap.

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I tried Magic Shave and it did not remove the hair I put it on, but oooh it burned my skin.

Terra The Lesbean 🏳️⚧️✝️ (@transgirlterra.bsky.social):

Ouch

✨️Angel Facts✨️ (@angelic.style):

cumming like a boy (playing guitar) vs cumming like a girl (playing a synth)

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

The stupidest part of all this is that putting me on oestrogen would have been less expensive than the bupropion, anxiolytic, and somnolent drugs I had been prescribed for symptoms, by a doctor who was likely secretly forbidden from diffdiag'ing GD / GID

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

But this is America, where minimum standards of care don't exist functionally, where profit motive and scale are the sole considerations

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Except for "don't upset the Nazis"

Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Grateful for you all

(It is 0430 hours. Make of that what you will)

𝖁𝖎𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝕺𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖓 (@violetoblivion.bsky.social):

Good morning! Feeling your pain. Just opened my shop and getting ready to carpe diem. Hope you have a fantastic day.

janny with a mop. janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.